Recent content by Aldarion

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    To be clear, I didnt forget the apostrophes. I just dont do them, because fuck apostrophes. The rest of the world will catch up with me one day and spell check / autocorrect can take care of it until then.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I don't actually think theres been a lot of criticism of GLP1 as cheating in this thread, has there? I do think there has been some pushback against taking injections to lose 15-20 pounds and I think that pushback is valid. That is small potatoes weight loss. Thats "do a little jogging and eat...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bro the enemy broadcasts their thoughts, such as they are, on the radio every day for free. Why wouldnt you listen in occasionally? Its not like I'm listening to find out whats really going on in the world
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    Taxes / Tax return questions

    I think youre joking but I love this. I was audited 6 years ago. I sent those motherfuckers literally over 500 printed pages of documentation. Yes it could have been done more concisely. They gave me every cent in the end, but the more satisfying part was knowing some asshole had to open that...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    "The problem is, is that ..." "The thing is, is that..." I am hard pressed to think of a mistake that makes a person look and sound stupider than this one. You fucking forgot the word you said just one word ago and are already repeating it. You sound like a stuttering infant just learning to...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Seriously. Thats like "cut out sodas and snacks" level weight loss.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Everything has a learning curve, sounds like solid steps in the right direction I'll note that your coals burned down too far and you *still* have people advising you to use a LMAO leafblower, which will of course make them burn down faster. Fill the chimney and light. When the top layer is...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You know you don't have to use the app, right? That box is just $7 We criticize congressmen when they sell Americans liberty for bribes of just a few thousand. But Americans themselves do it every day cause they think it'll save them 79 cents
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    Dating

    Thats a lot of words to say "white guys should date white chicks" but you're not wrong
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was already toasting bagels, you don't need to convince me
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You put cold cream cheese on your raw, cold bagel and just eat it? I knew we had some degenerates around here but this is crossing a line that shouldnt be crossed
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What kind of fucking monster doesnt toast their bagel? I didnt even know that was a thing
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Wax? leaf blowers? What the actual fuck? I feel like I'm being trolled Literally all you need is a chimney and a little paper. Put the paper under the chimney. Put the coals in the chimney. Light the paper, like with a match or lighter. Walk away. Its fire, it really doesnt require chemical...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Never touched lighter fluid once I got my chimney. Thats a mandatory piece of grilling equipment.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It goes without saying that smartphones ruined the internet. I've recently learned a new manmade horror brought to us by smartphone users. My wife does customer service at an investment bank, so she interacts with customers over details of website and app use. She informs me that a lot of...