Recent content by Aldarion

Its hard to believe this show isnt a parody making fun of woke casting and writing. I didnt pay any attention so I didnt know this before. The fat black girl is a hologram - i.e. she intentionally looks that way, in-universe. I'm just sharing this so some reader can enjoy laughing at how...

The sensi-temp burners that are now mandated on all new electric stoves are a crime against humanity. Also they don't fucking work - they literally often won't boil water. Anyone fix yours? Apparently you can't just swap them out for normal burners, but I read about people connecting the...

Best part is how he didnt even bother to keep up the charade by posting on the Foler account after running away on the Aryasar account

I knew it. I fuckin knew it. I mean obviously your post is complete fanfic without any basis in the show itself but Im just impressed that like 400 years later someone still clings to that. Its like no forum arguments ever die, they just sleep, waiting to hear their name spoken.

Yeah I actually added that line to clarify that I was bitching at people who can't parallel park and not necessarily the people who have been talking about it in this thread. Theyre out there, in horrifying numbers.

At least 50% of online investing commentary: "If it hits 100, next stop is 101!" "If it hits 99, next stop is 98!"

I've met people IRL who admit they can't parallel park. If I was emperor, I'd authorize cops to pull people over for impromptu parallel parking tests. Fail, lose your license and your car is now the property of the state. Enjoy walking home. Come on man. If you can't parallel park you can't...

I'll never forget the defenders of Lost's ending. I don't think anyone defended GOT or ST endings. We can probably summon one of them to this thread. Here, I'll get it started: In the final episode of Lost they confirm that they were actually in purgatory all along.

That was my first guess but I have a better one this morning. Better because its way dumber and thus more likely. Demi catches wind of the son's gamble and promotes him to take BBTs place. (The Mexican wife of course keeps bartending because empowerment)

I'm not an anti-vaxxer, I and my kids all got MMR, etc. My son recently got the meningococcal vaccine with my blessing. With that said, if the covid fiasco didn't make you rethink all medical advice from the past century or so, I suspect some kind of debilitating cognitive problems. As far as...

Sure but the dorm scene was funny as shit, and we got story progression with Demi going full retard "you don't get high on gambling, youre fired!" We even got character development, with the second most hateable character on the show (the hot wife) actually having a moment where the audience...

All his shows have the scrawny awkward guy who gets the chick way hotter than he would get in real life. It seems to be one of the handful of characters he reuses.

I've probably said this before but I heard it once and it rings true. They don't play Enter Sandman 20 times a day for you, the lifelong classic rock aficionado, the guys who know the names of the drummers in each band and could tell you which year each album was released. They play it for...

After smoking pot for about 30 years I threw away all my paraphernalia and bought a pack of rolling papers. I've never looked back. Sometimes the old ways really are the best.

My rustle of the day Fucking Sensi-Temp