Recent content by Cutlery

Sorry you feel like that, man. I will tell you this - they're not all the same, as much as it may seem like that sometimes.

My daughter got her first copy of her book.

I don't know that "it's not cheating once you're on the cheating side" is that compelling of an argument. Guys on roids don't think they're cheating either, but we have separate categories for them for a reason.

I absolutely love my diet. My ex didn't eat any red meat or pork, she only ate chicken. I actually have forgotten because it's been so long, but she tried the vegetarian shit for awhile in high school until her hair started falling out. So she settled on chicken. I don't like beef enough to...

For fucking sure. I mean, we bought a couple blueberry bushes last year, but for some reason I doubt that will cover my yearly intake But hey $16 a week on blueberries or chocolate and bullshit?

I stopped even going to the grocery store. If I eat breakfast at all, it's eggs, which I get from a farmer. I make my own bread, a loaf lasts a month. I just tell the wife to pick me up a family pack of chicken breasts and a gallon of milk every other week. The only thing I really spend money...

Tell her you just want someone to trade nudes with.

why get that when this exists?

My wife feels the same frustration, so now her main plans include murdering all kiddie fucking politicians and billionaires. I keep reminding her maybe she should stop buying snacks and start working on her cardio if her goal is to kill more than one, but hey - it's a process.

Sorry about the double here, but I figured I should expand on this I'm an operations supervisor. You could (and my resume did) say that I support warehouse function across inbound/outbound freight, picking, etc. Well, it wasn't until I switched things up and said "okay, what is weak here to a...

Drop your resume into chat gpt, get it to rebuild it. Refine for clarity, substance. Then, when you're all done with that, reupload it and say "okay, as a hiring manager, what are the problems with this?"

3 in a row now. Recruiter -"hi, I'd like to schedule some time to talk about your career and if you'd be a good fit at our bullshit company. Please find a time on my calendar!" *Earliest time available is 2+ weeks out* "Hi, okay, so the job you applied for has been filled...." You guys...

Don't look at me. The last BBQ sandwich from a gas station I got was at a Buc-ee's and I watched that brisket come out of the oven.

Grifter

Anyone you work with who talks about work while hanging out is a fucking asshole. My boss and I spent 4 hours at the range last Saturday. Exactly zero words spoken about work other than "alright man, see ya Monday"