Recent content by Cutlery

Super happy I did. I mean, it's probably not worth what I paid for it to see, but you know it'd just be out on DVD and you'd never buy it, because what are you gonna do, watch it once? But it was a really cool trip down memory lane and the highs and lows of the band. And a couple of crazy...

This comes out today. Tickets for 2 hours from now!

Ocean is full of whales. Bad advice.

He sounds like a decent guy!

Sorry you feel like that, man. I will tell you this - they're not all the same, as much as it may seem like that sometimes.

My daughter got her first copy of her book.

I don't know that "it's not cheating once you're on the cheating side" is that compelling of an argument. Guys on roids don't think they're cheating either, but we have separate categories for them for a reason.

I absolutely love my diet. My ex didn't eat any red meat or pork, she only ate chicken. I actually have forgotten because it's been so long, but she tried the vegetarian shit for awhile in high school until her hair started falling out. So she settled on chicken. I don't like beef enough to...

For fucking sure. I mean, we bought a couple blueberry bushes last year, but for some reason I doubt that will cover my yearly intake But hey $16 a week on blueberries or chocolate and bullshit?

I stopped even going to the grocery store. If I eat breakfast at all, it's eggs, which I get from a farmer. I make my own bread, a loaf lasts a month. I just tell the wife to pick me up a family pack of chicken breasts and a gallon of milk every other week. The only thing I really spend money...

Tell her you just want someone to trade nudes with.

why get that when this exists?

My wife feels the same frustration, so now her main plans include murdering all kiddie fucking politicians and billionaires. I keep reminding her maybe she should stop buying snacks and start working on her cardio if her goal is to kill more than one, but hey - it's a process.

Sorry about the double here, but I figured I should expand on this I'm an operations supervisor. You could (and my resume did) say that I support warehouse function across inbound/outbound freight, picking, etc. Well, it wasn't until I switched things up and said "okay, what is weak here to a...