Recent content by Cutlery

  1. Cutlery

    Dating

    First of all - you'd be a great mom. You know how I know? Because you're worried about being a shit mom. No one who worries about being a shit mom is anything less than a great mom. Second - part of the reason you don't want kids is because you havent found the right guy to have kids with...
  2. Cutlery

    Job Hunting

    Sorry for the double here, but what pisses me off in this is that I'm in operations leadership. My entire job is fixing broken processes and managing people. If your process isn't streamlined and pisses people off unnecessarily, your process is broken. Fix your process and stop pissing people...
  3. Cutlery

    Job Hunting

    Already did. It 100% passes ATS scanners now, it's phenomenal. It stopped all of the instant rejects Now, I get 2 phone screens for 30 applications and both of them are "super excited" to pass on my "impressive background" to the hiring manager and then a week goes by and oops we gave it to...
  4. Cutlery

    Post Your Pet

    I will say this - feeding raw had the beautiful side effect of having a 12 year old dog with exactly no weird growths like literally every other dog I've seen. It's a little thing, but once you experience it, never going back. Sorry about losing the dogs - worst thing in the world. Been like...
  5. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No deal. My wife makes homemade crunchwraps 3 nights a week. I ain't eating fuckin beans on toast after 12 hours at work.
  6. Cutlery

    Job Hunting

    Man, it's really fucking bad out there. Been trying half assed for the last 6 months or so to see what's out there, and you just can't get anything anywhere. Gotten 2 phone screens and can't get past that. I'm also a huge fan of the phone screen, "we're gonna kick you over to the hiring manager...
  7. Cutlery

    The Metal Thread

    Maiden's biggest claim is they've done everything they've done with exactly zero mainstream media support. We've had a "rock" station here my entire life. I've never heard a single fucking Maiden song on it other than Run to the Hills. Band's been around for 50 years and that's all you can find...
  8. Cutlery

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  9. Cutlery

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  10. Cutlery

    The Metal Thread

    Megadeth lives in this weird space for me where they're good, but I don't ever need to hear any of their music again. Kinda the exact same space Metallica started like 20 years ago. Metallica was because they were so overplayed and over hyped and it just was exhausting. Legitimately have not...
  11. Cutlery

    Highlander

    Whole franchise works as long as you don't think about it too much. Which makes it pretty much perfect for 12 year old me. 45 year old me, on the other hand....
  12. Cutlery

    AI: The Rise of the Machines... Or Just a Lot of Overhyped Chatbots?

    Well, what is it supposed to buy parts for Terminators with?
  13. Cutlery

    Highlander

    I rewatched all of that shit awhile ago. Xena and Hercules are on par with the original Star Trek for me - yes, admittedly campy, and low budget SFX, but the writing is decent enough, and it's just good fun. Highlander on the other hand didn't hold up at all - and this is coming from a guy who...
  14. Cutlery

    Mugshawtys

    Chick could give Alinity a run for her money in the bored department. That bitch is over this day already.
  15. Cutlery

    Mugshawtys

    Ever fuck a doodle pad?