Recent content by Cutlery

Yeah, after looking on their support page, it says 9 business days for a response. No thanks. I'll just take the L on that one.

Well, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Ed Gein was a pretty fucked up dude.

Anyone ever buy one of these humble bundle things and have a code not work? Just bought this because it's kind of a fun thing to do with the kids and had one key in the middle for Lego Batman 3 say it was activated by a different steam account and therefore not eligible. All the other shit...

Jesus, that movie is almost 4 hours? Probably doesn't even feel like it!

There's still hope. My ex wanted the dog to go with the kids - back and forth. That lasted all of exactly one night. Turns out the dog ain't a fan of being away from the master in a strange place. She got dropped off the next morning and lived out the rest of her days with me. I required her...

Oh, I got plenty of those. Hell, there's one in my work bag. But just because they come to my house doesn't mean I'm home, and I've got a wife and kids to worry about

Almost had that happen with the guy who's best man at my wedding next week. We met 25 years ago at UPS. He was an unloader, and I got hired off the street to work the sort line. He's 6'3" and back then was like 280, linebacker looking dude. Just a fucking ox. No one wanted to sort for him...

Amy Lee is Temu Cristina Scabbia

If we wanna talk about mental decline, we need to start with people who circle half the words in a picture thinking that we won't know where to read to get the point. Oh wait, sorry.

I don't wear watches. I hate wearing all accessories/jewelry. Didn't even wear my wedding ring for the first wife. The phone works fine - I can set it low enough that I can hear it, but it's not enough to wake her up. I just need the fucking clock app not to update itself with a pointless...

As promised. I had to clean up a bunch of information from my private database on chess.com. Hopefully I don't end up doxxing myself! https://lichess.org/study/JHGGy8Ap/z5NFxDz4

I'll do one better and make a Lichess Study of it later. There are a couple moments that he and I talked about after

Yeah, sure. But when you get up at 430 and your spouse doesn't need to be up until 7, you want some discretion

I have one of those too, but it has 2 modes - buzzer and radio. I can't adjust the volume on the buzzer, so when I'm waking up earlier than the spouse, that's out. And the radio has the problem of being the radio. Haven't listened to the radio in over a decade now. The station I grew up with is...