Recent content by Cutlery

It's too much like work.

Also, I figured since this isn't a pic, id just have chatgpt make a sexy medusa. And then I gave up.

My sister is a year younger than me. Apparently she's dating a 50 year old, and my mom is losing her fucking mind about it My youngest sister had to ask her "Mom, how old do you think Kelly is?"

Dating in your late 30s and onwards as a dude with your life together is unbelievable. The tables have completely flipped and you pretty much have your pick of whatever you want. Also - completely unrelated to dating, or marriage or whatever. I was completely unprepared for the first time I...

First of all - you'd be a great mom. You know how I know? Because you're worried about being a shit mom. No one who worries about being a shit mom is anything less than a great mom. Second - part of the reason you don't want kids is because you havent found the right guy to have kids with...

Sorry for the double here, but what pisses me off in this is that I'm in operations leadership. My entire job is fixing broken processes and managing people. If your process isn't streamlined and pisses people off unnecessarily, your process is broken. Fix your process and stop pissing people...

Already did. It 100% passes ATS scanners now, it's phenomenal. It stopped all of the instant rejects Now, I get 2 phone screens for 30 applications and both of them are "super excited" to pass on my "impressive background" to the hiring manager and then a week goes by and oops we gave it to...

I will say this - feeding raw had the beautiful side effect of having a 12 year old dog with exactly no weird growths like literally every other dog I've seen. It's a little thing, but once you experience it, never going back. Sorry about losing the dogs - worst thing in the world. Been like...

No deal. My wife makes homemade crunchwraps 3 nights a week. I ain't eating fuckin beans on toast after 12 hours at work.

Man, it's really fucking bad out there. Been trying half assed for the last 6 months or so to see what's out there, and you just can't get anything anywhere. Gotten 2 phone screens and can't get past that. I'm also a huge fan of the phone screen, "we're gonna kick you over to the hiring manager...

Maiden's biggest claim is they've done everything they've done with exactly zero mainstream media support. We've had a "rock" station here my entire life. I've never heard a single fucking Maiden song on it other than Run to the Hills. Band's been around for 50 years and that's all you can find...

Megadeth lives in this weird space for me where they're good, but I don't ever need to hear any of their music again. Kinda the exact same space Metallica started like 20 years ago. Metallica was because they were so overplayed and over hyped and it just was exhausting. Legitimately have not...

Whole franchise works as long as you don't think about it too much. Which makes it pretty much perfect for 12 year old me. 45 year old me, on the other hand....