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See boys? Lift. It'll change your life.

I've been meaning to say this, but work has been crazy. When my marriage ended, it was definitely the darkest place I've ever been. Never been a suicidal one, but I was legitimately tempted for awhile just to jump off a fucking bridge. Lost a partner I spent literally half my life with...

Brave still works completely fine outta the box. Just sayin'

Aww shit, she got stretched out 6 ways from Sunday. Fuck it, who needs to work when you got a sugar daddy!

Peter Steele of Type O Negative was really into cocaine and everything else. The whole Life is Killing Me and Dead Again albums are about his entire addiction problem and it got to the point where he was so fucked up he could not stand and play bass and was reading the fucking lyrics to the...

I'm not talking about sound. I'm talking about energy and ability. I understand garbage sound. I've been in plenty of venues that have shit sound. But if you're phoning it in or you just don't have it anymore, or are fucked up on drugs/booze/whatever, it's pretty easy to tell

Mostly because maynard has been phoning it in since about 2001. I saw perfect circle before their big hiatus and after and they were the exact same fucking setlists. Come to think of it, 3 of the 4 worst concerts I've ever been to have had maynard involved. And yes - seeing bands past their...

Anyone who votes for Araysar should automatically win an asshat avatar for not having that asshat on ignore. Nirgon vs Araysar

Also famous for locking my drivers to the dock for 6 hours and not unloading them

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

I bought Chipotle for the guys at work yesterday, and a bunch of them came into my office and asked "what kind of burritos are they?" And one casually said "Thanksgiving burritos?" And they all had a laugh And I said "wait, shut the fuck up, I got an idea."

He sounds like a shitbag. In all aspects.

Also, managed to get 10k. Pretty sure I could get home from Antarctica for less than 10k

I sure as hell don't have any. All of my friends have literally just involved luck. Right place, right time, right people who actually want to do shit with me. Might be different for women though - maybe acquaintances are good enough and some kinda club or league or some shit is fine. I don't...