Recent content by Kobayashi

The true GOAT...

The dynamic guidelines just use the vehicle's steering angle sensor. Pretty sure that vintage of Escape should have that since you need it for vehicle dynamic control - it needs to know if you happen to be turning so it doesn't think wheels are slipping from the differential in wheel speeds...

I'm about to stop, this is never going to end. Side note: can we bring in the fucking robo umpires already? Porter is allegedly one of the best in the game and he's absolutely blown some massive calls this game.

So that's what happened to all my 10mm sockets...

I had to look up a video to understand how that steering wheel worked. That entire interior is the most fascinatingly weird I've ever seen. Just about everything I look at I can't quite figure out how it's supposed to work. Asking me how to do any simple task like activating a turn signal and...

SimAnt, SimEarth, and Mutant League games please.

A friend of mine sent up a giant track throughout his entire garage workshop. The cars you could completely customize - motors, suspension, tires, etc. Thought I was really going to get into it until I tried it and flew off at every turn - I could never master throttling down in time. Everyone...

I think it's perfect. The Geo Metro's engine had no balls. Metro with balls:

Speaking of getting stuck in Police Quest games, this old bag still haunts my dreams:

This isn't making sense to me. Can you please fire up Microsoft Excel and decode it? You can post the results here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DeeCiphers/

Don't put your hopes up. Lions D really struggles against running QBs, especially Lamar. If they can't keep pace early and it's obvious passing downs, the Lions are going to get smoked like they did in week 1.

Fuck Yeah! I can't wait to play Mario Tennis for 7 minutes and then have a migraine the rest of the day!

I assume we're talking about main controllers and not gimmicks... I've never actually used it, but as a kid, the Atari Jaguar controller looked absolutely retarded. How many games needed a full number pad? Don't know, maybe it wasn't actually bad to hold - the Dreamcast controller looked...