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Of course I can do it, I like the first Silent Hill movie even though it wasn't even close to as good or deep as the game. I just don't understand the reasoning behind doing it at all. Most video game adaptations are duds, and this one just doesn't seem accessible at all. Maybe you two are...

Ok, so why would you want an inferior take on it? There is almost no way they can make a satisfying story out of a game whose narrative is designed to be revealed over eighty hours of gameplay. Even then it is incomplete by design. If they had the balls to drop us into an Elden Ring story that...

Bro, I dont think that Hollywood of any age could make a good movie from a FromSoft game. I certainly don't know why they would agree with their most popular property. Real question: did you play Elden Ring? If so, do you play for the story?

Yeah, but the way the story unfolds is not a direct narrative. I just dont see how it is going to translate well.

There is no way a hollywood movie can do his story justice. There just isn't.

Fucking Nick Offerman in an Elden Ring movie. Hollywood is fucking retarded and so is FromSoft for thinking that they would even make a middling story about this world. TLDR; this is going to suck.

Ah, so it is going to *not* be Resident Evil. Nice.

This is going to be terrible and I will absolutely *not* regret the 20 bucks I spend to see it in the theater.

I almost want you shawed for posting such obviously fake info, but everyone checking this thread when it is bumped knows that the fat fuck is never finishing Winds.

Never change, bro.

I am a truly casual NFL fan, and when I saw this I thought "I swear this is the dude who sucked really badly and was caught with that nasty codeine/purple drank/skittles combo more than once." Then, I went into the comments and saw all the references to Lean. So no matter what he says, the...

I have no idea, but I have also never had this problem because I do not ever place hot pots/pans directly on the countertop. I am a guy that thinks that if you have enough money to make this decision, then you have enough money for a few giant silicon pot pads.

Yeah, for either one to be timeless you need it to not have a ton of colors. Go with a solid that has minimal veining, not the spotted ones.

As someone that didn't start with any particular preference for granite or quartz - after having both I much prefer granite. Quartz being almost unstainable and not having to be resealed really makes it stand out. Also, don't skimp and go with 1"; do either 1.5 or 2". The difference is stark.

All is right in the world. I will be seeing this opening weekend.

Sucks. River City Ransom soundtrack still plays in my head all the time.

Absolutely not. The movie was almost perfect.

It also has 0 to do with them being women and everything to do their smug, condescending speeches about the absolute most retarded nonsense.

No, she is spewing garbage to sound smart and independent and the worst part of her quote was the "We have become very comfortable having this weird ownership of women’s bodies" section. What the fuck does this actually mean? No followup from the reporter asking her who owns her body and how...

Nice that they gave away the whole plot, most of the story beats, and all of the characters so that I don't have to watch it and learn anything for myself!

Interspersed with Carry, Carry, Moving Screen, Carry, Carry, Moving Screen, Moving Screen, Moving Screen.

I'm going to give a lighter update to post-divorce dating. I recently realized that every girl I have gone on even a single date with was a C-cup or larger. It has been glorious.

This is how it should have been forever. So many almost great pieces of gear that I passed because yolo'ing one goddamn mod was so fucking expensive. Now? DO IT.

Come BAAAAAAAAAAACK I'm in.

We all know that the Fat Fuck isn't going to finish the series; but everything he has written so far indicates that Jon is not going to be the same when he comes back as a fire wight. He is going to be like Berric and his mom; creepy, unsettled, and very disturbed about returning to life. The...

You are going to have to power through some seriously awful episodes that will taint your view of this show as a whole. It has dropped in quality so badly that I have to almost force myself to watch it. I honestly do not even know why I still bother; they are never getting back to the highs...

The problem with Sony recognizing their issues and changing course is the same problem we see with Amazon and Disney continuing to produce shit no one wants: they can subsidize it with profits from other business units. It is the reason conglomerates eventually produce absolute dogshit. If you...

Alan and Nathan's podcast is great for popcorn listening, and you can tell that the series very deeply affected all of the cast when they talk about it. I think that I would like them to try and reboot it because everyone that cares about it would like to see the attempt. Also, they never...

Creatives skew super left, it is just part of what makes their minds work. As long as they dont use their platform to preach their ideology, I'll play their good games.

Phox RF? Usually tears through acts.

I was ready to hate it....but I laughed about 4 times during that goddamn trailer. That is more than any "comedy" in the last half decade. I will be watching this in the theater.

It was bad the last few seasons of Scrubs original run. Such a shame because she was a smokshow that needed no help. Then, one day, balloon face.

He can finish a short story or novella; its the long ones where he has trouble. Duma Key and From a Buick 8 were both good start to finish, though.

I will see this opening night.

I am watching Shroud.....this game looks fucking awful.

When I was in my 20's, I thought the same thing. No one is a hero, everyone is capable of good and evil, killing main characters is edgy. Now that I'm in my 40's and a dad of boys that want them to grow into good men? I want a bunch of stories where the male role model is truly good and the...

FTFY

They are absolutely going to bait and switch all of you homers. It is going to be a white guy and the trailers are going to make him look badass, but then the shows is going to be him deferring to women and trying to get his toxic masculinity under control. All of this is going to be set to a...

The difference in cosmetic rewards just isn't enough.