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Bubbles will be your crippled fren.

Yeah, the fucking skittle people. They melt the fuck down when they hear it.

Incels aren't a thing. Hookers exist. But yeah, he's definitely not getting pussy he didn't pay for.

I'm so fucking pissed I listened to that whole thing I can't even find a good insult. Lmao 😂 🤣

I'm not foler but I'll explain anyway. She's poorly demonstrating how quickly and inefficiently she can field strip an AK.

I have one tattoo on my left arm/shoulder. Which according to this chart stays largely in the blue and maybe a half inch of the tat goes into the yellow at the curve of the shoulder. I'm not joking, and I'm sure I'm not the only one but I didn't feel it...at all. There was ZERO pain. I was...

Yeah, women LOVE to criticize men for their degen pornhub watching while reading about women being paid to fuck animals... Mythological or not.

All music is math.

Yeah! This is what the moon monkey's do around here. They own BMWs and Mercedes Benz but live in a shack with a fucked tin roof, no siding,yard is mostly dirt. Whenever I see one of THOSE people driving around like the cocksuckers they are, I automatically know they live in Section 8 housing.

It was the last movie I bought on the Xbox store before they shit canned their movies section

Without doing any sort of scientific anything. Just simply counting seconds. It takes these little cars about 2 seconds to do a lap if not a little faster.

You constantly post shit that moderators remove.

Except for faggots, carpet munchers and glorious thunder dykes.

Yes.

Great movie

Seent it.

That's it. I have no idea why I couldn't remember that. I must be getting old.

If you want to know how dog shit this movie was going to be. Force yourself to watch the 3 seasons of Batgirl that no one knew there were 3 fucking seasons of.

Is it Swamp Thing that's the hard R comic or the other one? (Name escapes me at the moment)

The reconciliation with his real father at the end is fucking awesome. This one is definitely worth a watch. Watch past the song. The after credits scene if you will. Haven't seen any of my family for nearly 20 years. I was estranged from them long ago. Unfortunately, there is no reconciliation.

This whoLe time I've been doing fucking L's wrong, aLL of them.

Yeah, like any Thai service it usually ends with a happy ending or ladyboy. Whateves.

What?! Lmao Even starving coyotes won't fuck with humans,let alone a wild fire and humans. Hahahaha fucking stupid.

I admit... I'm shocked it's not a full size anime pillow. Them tiddies be real. Good for you, weeb. Lol

No. Lots of songs I consider "metal", in fact, Beethoven, Bach, all those guys I consider the "metal" of their time. Classical music and metal music are even on the same scale. Amy Lee, Poppy, Courtney, bunch of insufferable fucking try-hard women. Especially Amy.

Bronies.

The fuck did I just read?

Yeah, they're also a huge fucking pain in the ass to move. Pianos in general. The fucking things weigh between 800 and 1600lbs and taking a Grand piano up a flight of stairs...yeah... Never again.