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I'll be seeing it next weekend. Can't be worse than fucking Scary Movie 6 was.

Gross. Keep it moving, cripple.

Don't bring logic into this.

I highly doubt this specific worm would be missed. Like mosquitoes up here. Not a single fuck would be given if they just... vanished.

The sperm whale will start talking to him and they start reflecting on their lives. They become best friends and the whale makes the kid realize how important his father and family is and when the kid has this revelation, the sperm whale spits him out close to shore to return home. It'll be an...

The only reason it's rated R is because they say the 'N word' non-stop throughout the entire movie. The humor is worse than the PG-13 movies in the franchise. The funniest jokes are literally in the trailer above.

Pure trash. I walked out of it. If you're expecting Scary Movie 1 or 2 you'll be absolutely disappointed. Go see He-Man instead.

Book looks like a Russian variant of...

Give up.

I want a movie of He-Man just sitting in very crowded public places and public transportation, man-spreading for 2 hours because fuck the patri...feminism or whatever. “I am Adam… Prince of Eternia… defender of Castle Grayskull… and undisputed menace of the 8:05 a.m. subway.” camera pans...

I admit... wasn't expecting this review.

Wrong thread, catamite. Post a fucking picture.

Yeah, don't give a flying fuck what any woman thinks a "real man" is. Barbie can go fuck themselves.

Women are retarded

Volonaut Flying Motorcycle

Metal as fuck!

Is this the "Jesus Wept." Of the movie section?

The heavier tones sound to be in the drop B, maybe C zone. But don't know for sure. Their other tuning for albums and songs tend to hover around B.

Pretty sure they already made this shit movie.

Yes... for two BIG reasons... Her eyes.

Mormons were just into poly and the lifestyle before it was cool.

All that Lego shit is actually real?! WTF

Limited mobility, endless ammo.

This could just be a fun popcorn flick. Really nothing else. I can handle the bad CGI if it's just a fun movie.

Other than the occasional heavy riff, it doesn't seem very "metal" to me at all.

It's fitting given New Yorks current communist state.

Jake Thane is his name. Arcane Archer. Doesn't tame anything but does create some unique lifeforms; such as the hawk he helped create and raise...and create I mean ritual circle. He doesn't fuck a hawk.

On Book 11 of Primal Hunter... The stat whoring is beyond tiresome. I don't need an entire chapter dedicated to stat rambling. Obviously hyperbolic but it seems that way. I do, however, skip maybe 3 minutes to get past the stat reading. It's literally just useless filler. I'm ready to move on...

To keep stats consistent across the board. The 13% is responsible for 50% of violent crime. Why not keep the easy stat going in media?

The Cage we're familiar with comes out in later episodes. It does get better. But like I said earlier,it doesn't follow any comic at all.

I watched the first 3 episodes in color and the rest of the season in B&W. Personally... I prefer B&W. It just fits the noir aesthetic better for me.

Finished episode 4. I figured they may have changed the name of Spidey from the comics but it turns out the only thing they took from the comics was the noir. They're not following the comics at all.

Nicholas Kim Coppola > Nicholas Cage > Officially Nicholas Cage.