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Where's the option to send him the the shaw for some retard rehabilitation? We used to have a guy around here who would do that. Let me see if I can find his card.

She drew the 4 backwards and it kind of fucked me up for a minute. The toll has been paid. Now get her to do something with a pineapple.

I was at least 10 years old before I could remember my own name. I tell people if I remember theirs in less than 10 years they're doing pretty good.

Yeah I was wondering the same thing. I don't recall any other planets being described with multi level cityscapes like Coruscant. But I guess in theory it's possible. What would be weird is having such a densely populated planet that the empire is ignoring. That is no backwater.

You need to get your eyes checked. Neither the Jubalaries nor the sugar hill gang are white women.

spay?

The most recent thing I heard was that hearing loss was supposed to be a big contributor to Dementia. I don't vouch for the science of it, but it makes a lot of sense and makes me a little more willing to get hearing aids some day. Bad eyesight would make sense too since they both isolate you...

I just watched the first one. It was way better. Who's gunna fix the tased stripper?

Since tits are up, when you get the marker have her write F and H on her butt cheeks and lets get a butthole pic

It's gotta be the salad dressing. It's the only thing that doesn't taste like shit. Oh wait and the deep fried ravioli appetizer. But that's relatively new.

That gives me an idea. I still need to flesh it out, but I'm going to start referring to my wife as a stripper when she dresses up or just wears one of those tight baby doll shirts. Like, "no don't post that what if my family finds out I'm out with a stripper!" I don't know what it will...

Was the tazed nog a stripper too? because the title promises a tazed stripper. Actually, wait, was the last girl even a stripper? Come to think of it I don't remember her saying that.

Saw a comic once where the dude was doing a hostile take over at an ATM, so that's what I always used. What is this guy doing? A hostile takeover?

Just heard there was a ghosts Austrailia. Very disappointed to see they chickened out and didn't have any abos or maori. But I'm going to watch it for the accents if I can.

Hoofnagle sounds like a D&D character.

Well shit, now I want to see it too. Who are the dildo humpers? Dropout tv or dimension 20? Best I can find is this 5 min video. Supposedly they have an hour long video and Season 1 was where she pitched the idea on another show.

I'm listening to small chests now. The girl doing this is not as good. There are several times where the voice suddenly changes and it's jarring. I'm not sure if it's a different person or the same person on a different day and she's not able to match her own voice day to day. But I do enjoy...

When my sister got a car from a family member in TX, it was a $10 tax, but both parties had to be present at the tax office. So what did you actually buy it for and how much did you claim you bought it for? Sounds like you just didn't do the research and figure out you needed to write $500...

You didn't even mention Aqua Man. fat, space aqua man?

WTF is she wearing? Those look like velcro straps. Is that one of those restraining vests? Would tie her up and fuck the crazy out of her though.

So he didn't slowly start to talk more about DEI ruining movies starting in 2020? That was a specific claim I heard. If you say that's cope I wont' argue because only one of us (at most) has watched his videos.

They just said "problematic" a lot. I listen to DCC readthrough podcasts and it's kind of funny how every show, when they get to book 3 have to do some kind of warning or disclaimer about critical drinker. The worst one did a full blown sincere (I guess) trigger warning. They all say how...

It's not their fault you use the brakes. Work on yourself.

some of us are getting kinda old. You should post that number in 26 point font for posterity.

I'm on Mortimer now, which I think is book 6. You can probably guess why I'm not liking this one. I already bought the next one so I'll see if it picks up. But I wanted to ask where you read. I heard the story was sanitized by Amazon for kindle. I can't tell if the audible version is...

Archive dot com is pretty neat but what I need is a mandeleaeffect dot com where I can peer into internet archives of the alternate universe I grew up in where sinbad played a genie in a movie and nelson mandela died in jail.

I hope he posts the followup when he finds out it was someone who used to bully him in high school 'jut fuckin wit ya bro'.

pussy I was once at an airport waiting for my flight when I saw a kid at one of the food stands opening a giant can of tomato sauce with a butcher's knife. He had it hugged against his chest and was stabbing the knife down onto the edge. He tried pounding the knife but the can kept slipping...

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and...

First off, clearly a hate crime. I've never even seen you and I want to do a racism to you, so it's not hard to imagine. Second, I'm actually surprised tesla cameras don't have AI sensing faces and license plates and automatically getting higher res pics of those. I never really thought...

Just to be clear, the most expensive one at Wal Mart was worse than the cheapest one at Wal Mart, right? That's Wal Mart weird. Maybe something Wal Mart is going on. Maybe your house is haunted by a Wal Mart spirit who loves unopened cans?

I didn't mean to push all my wife's buttons last night, I was just trying to find the mute. ----- Two guys go to the unemployment office after losing their jobs. They meet with the agent and the first guy explains that he is a seamstress, he cuts and sews lady's pantyhose. The second guy...

That's 48 business hours, sir. My packages are almost always marked delivered before they are actually delivered. It's typically there within the hour. I forget where I heard this, but I think it's getting marked as delivered when the driver marks that you're his next stop or something. At...

We were just trying to breed faster kids for our high school sports ball teams. Now they're going to suck.

Probably a topic for a different thread, but I'm pretty sure you gotta go looking for them. Either that or your HR dept knows you're a creep and sends all the girls somewhere else.

Going to stay with him for a bit is not locking into anything. It's gathering information. Then you come home and ponder your future. I'm not trying to push you 2 together, I'm trying to help you make a clean decision. Have you even asked him yet if you can? You're getting all twisted up...

I argue that 1 and 2 are both wins because with #2 at least you know and can move on without beating yourself up with what ifs. She's literally risking nothing by going and visiting him for a week or 2.

real life isn't a romcom. Go see if you annoy the everloving shit out of each other doing regular daily shit. Also, I think you misunderestimate your ability to be on your own. I read about your worthless ex. You were basically on your own all those years raising a child.