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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    @Vuuxo for using the ignore feature. I realize that makes him more of a fag than an asshat, but we don't have a biggest fag contest. @Cayennechap for his tireless work turning the charlie kirk memorial thread into the charlie kirk assassination conspiracy thread. @Brahma for being an...
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    If it's not, it should be. I'm prepared to make a case if necessary. He had a lot fewer rules this year. For instance you can nominate yourself this time, so wellijustdontknow will finally have a chance to vote for himself in round 1.
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    Karate Kid: Legends (2025)

    I just watched it last night. I think I'd put in second place in the whole franchise right after season 1 of cobra kai. To be fair, I was never a big fan of KK when it was new. Young Laruso and his mom both annoyed the fuck out of me. How did they ignore it? Did you even see the end? They...
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    When did you do that? I haven't seen him a while. If he disappeared when you put him on ignore, that means he was always just a figment of your imagination. Or he swapped alts to continue harassing you. It's a coin flip. Could go either way.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Well ya see, being a state champion at video games earns you a certain set of skills. Among those skills is NOT the ability to know the difference between asbestos and plaster.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    But ol' is dropping the last syllable, not the first. You can tell by the location of the '. How can that be aphraseiosis? Also, I would say math is dropping the end of mathematics, whereas the brits contract the word to maths. What retarded AI model spat out that hot load of word jizz?
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    AssHat 2025 Starts Now!!

    @Amod Each one individually and the group as a whole. They know what they didn't do.
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    The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    you had me at drunken
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    Wednesday

    I'm fat and ugly and I do not like seeing fat ugly people on TV. Maybe it's because I still have shame. Even so, I disagree with your assessment of what "people" want to see. Commies aren't people, they don't count.
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    Wednesday

    lol what the fuck are you on about? You noted that they go from being pretty getting lots of attention to suddenly wanting to be ugly. I added the idea that it is because that attention got them ass-raped by harvey weinstein and roman polanski. It's a perfectly understandable reaction to...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    We may have an opening at defensive coordinator if we don't win the superb owl. But dabol isn't qualified to be the waterboy.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

    That is also an ugly tranny. But at least it's a hula hoop.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    If you join his patreon, they have epubs and/or PDFs available for all books.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    *animated gif
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    The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)

    I get drunk and watch it every christmas eve. The commercials are the best part.
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    Doctor Who

    So "The war between the Land and the Sea" looks like a Dr Who spinoff? At first glance, I don't see anyone playing the Dr. Hell, I'll probably give it a chance. I've liked all the other Dr Who spinoffs I've seen so far. torchwood, Sarah Jane Chronicles, and Class.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    OK that rustles me too. The worst part is this cunt thinks she's good at customer service. Maybe instead of press 1 for english we can press 1 to have your problem solved, press 2 to be seen and heard. 2 transfers you to ole colleen's voicemail.
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    The Witcher

    I told my wife the rats were going to get beheaded and that was enough for her to keep watching.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Yo we got a linebacker and a tackle. I think it's safe to say we're going to win out the rest of the year. The defense was not 1 player away from being decent. But we just got 2. Plus overshown should be back for the next game. Lets Fucking GO...
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    Halloween 2021

    You aint got no single or childless friends? I used to cover my sister's house so they could both go trick or treating with the kids.
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    For the mature of us

    you sonofabitch i want those 30 seconds of my life back
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    The Witcher

    If you watch the movie first, it will make you even happier to see them beheaded.
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    The Witcher

    As I was watching the first episode of the latest season, I realized it seemed like almost every actor was an extra. Ciri, and the dwarves looked like main characters and the rest looked like extras that just showed up that day in their own ren fest costumes. I assume it's got something to do...
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    Chad Powers

    The blond booster with brass balls is still funny in this episode. Russ needs to fuck her next.
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    Chad Powers

    I didn't believe it either, but I found an article and yeah that's season 1. If they get renewed, they plan to make 3 seasons of the show that cover 1 season of football. They haven't really addressed it yet, but russ probably only has 1 season of eligibility left.
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    Halloween 2021

    Is it mass immigration causing that or faggot ass losers who don't want to answer the door anymore?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know I've got older cars, but my backup cameras don't see left and right. So while you are backing up, a moron speeding down the aisle won't be seen till it's too late. And that shit will be your fault no matter how fast they were going because you were backing up.
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    Wednesday

    It's funny you used the phrase mind fuck. I had a whole flowery response halfway planned out playing on that concept. But it turns out I'm tired so I'll skip to the punchline. Young hollywood actresses get raped on the regular, so it's perfectly understandable. I don't get mad at them, I...
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    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Voyager made it back home. Was the EMH stranded in the delta quadrant somehow?
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    Solar Opposites

    Great episode. Refresh my memory, what am I supposed to be offended by? The musical number? The passion flower?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Spoken like someone who's never bought lumber. The biggest idiots are the ones who drag it all out to the parking lot and don't use the loading area.
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yet another retarded take by aldarion. It's safer to back in than to back out. You have a better field of view. The absolute best is to pull through though. The fact that everyone else pulls in forward and backs out is a stupid argument because people are morons. As long as it's not...
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So the indians who stole his password can use it, obviously.
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    Chad Powers

    I do not remember her from american pie at all. Was she the quirky friend of the popular girl?
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    Chad Powers

    Oh you mean the show where donna from that 70's show gets naked? Hmm, can't remember what made me watch that. Are you sure they were all fat ugly dykes? Also, TBH, natasha lyonne is pretty awesome and that was where I first saw her.
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    Chad Powers

    Weren't they talking about a dude this year who was drafted and didn't want to play for the team and threatened to go back to college? If memory serves, it would require a legal challenge but the barstool lawyers felt it was a slam dunk case that the NCAA might not even bother to fight...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Yes, I went from having no idea this guy existed to being pissed the cowboys won't get him in a matter of 5 minutes. But maybe that's just gamesmanship. Jerry does have a few extra draft picks burning a hole in his pocket. BTW, why was this even a story if he doesn't want to leave and the...
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    Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

    I think we have enough data to say dudes aren't interesting when they hula hoop. Even the fat chick was better than the last 2.