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  1. Hoss

    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    Have you considered placing the camera in a different room with a still photo of you in your sunday best right in front of it? No but really, I have heard of a program that makes it look like your eyes are always looking at the monitor. If the appearance of your eye position is that...
  2. Hoss

    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    I don't know about longevity of this specific monitor yet, but just the doublewide curved monitor in general. I used one for a week on a customer's site and bought one for my home office before I left. If not for space restrictions on my desk I would have gotten a bigger one. It's basically a...
  3. Hoss

    Best Purchases You've Ever Made

    You peel them? Let me assure there is at least one more higher tier of mashed potatoes for you to discover then.
  4. Hoss

    Operation New Career

    Stop engaging him. Good luck fed. I can't help with any of those, but let us know how it goes.
  5. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    He needs a pollock wife. I hear they grow bushes that look like a viking beard.
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No. I think cloud storage is a dumb idea and only dumbs use it.
  7. Hoss

    Spaceballs 2

  8. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    unfortunately, it's our testosterone levels that prevent us from growing longer beards. (Except the injun, they're just mutants).
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Where's the button to opt out of you stealing my data?
  10. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Holloway clearly has a secret technique that targets ACLs and only works on micks.
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Wish I could grow mine that long. I'd keep it braided like a viking.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I go to save shit in microsoft, why does it take 3 fucking clicks before I even see my C drive? That's where everyfuckingthing is being saved! I can't figure out how to get it to show up along with those 15 worthless motherfucking shortcuts that I have never and will never use.
  13. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Being forced to watch pseudo sports against my will. I noticed that the ball shaggers are the most interesting thing in tennis. They stand there like buckingham palace guards until they're needed then it's wild abandon. Even better are the 2 next to the net in sprinter stances the entire...
  14. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    So was that the same leg Mac injured against the muzzie when rogan sat down next to him to interview him?
  15. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Okay now I see why Elisha Ellison was +1000
  16. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    But that's what makes it a comeback. Do you just hate comebacks?
  17. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    You act like he didn't wet himself when big mac stole his expensive glasses. The man was shivering with fear!
  18. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    You're ready to become Santa. When you laugh start saying HO HO HO.
  19. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I don't know who elisha ellison is, but fuck, +1000? If I was a bettor I'd go ahead and waste some money on that. Fucking holloway was so scared of connor he wore protection for a photo op.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Same for me. I don't even know how your wife gets into my house, but she just won't respect the headphone. Try shutting it off, turning towards her and saying "You are the most important thing in my life." Then stare at her lovingly untill she's got all the attention she needs.
  21. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That's a really stupid idea. I'm going to use it. On my next anniversary I'm telling all the unmarried people in the family that we need to renew our license and I'm putting them down as character witnessses so don't be surprised if the county calls them up.
  22. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    boooh, if that cop had been a thin piece of wood, his head would have snapped in 2! I looked at the webpage for uplevel martial arts. The only style I see mentioned by name is BJJ, so I don' know if this video proves what you think it proves.
  23. Hoss

    Project Hail Mary

    Watch the video in the post above. That's the author answering literally every question you posed other than how the microbes survived space. Something that's already a pretty well established sci-fi trope.
  24. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    That's odd. Speaking as an old, I don't really care about the ticket price. I just hate people so I wait for the crowds to die down. Wife and I went to see the mando movie and we had the theater to ourselves. I did not even realize the ticket prices were going down. If they had any sense...
  25. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    I don't know what your point is, but Clooney did a movie in 2025, hayek did one in 2024 and a series in 2025. Damon has a movie coming out this year. None of them have quit making movies. The question was if they lost the studio a bunch of money would their careers be over? Clooney -...
  26. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Maybe he's just pissing out of both dicks at once. I swear sometimes I think I'm the only one who ever does that. pics unrelated.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    coke nails are, obviously, functional.
  28. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    I gotta say, it sounds like you're just describing aging hollywood actresses there, which is a completely different phenomenon. It takes a special woman to survive that first round of aging. Give some examples with dudes or older women and I'd say you might have a point. Do you think that can...
  29. Hoss

    Project Hail Mary

    No gramma, that says The Star Whores and thank you very much. When the end comes I'm going to put you in a nice retirement community! I actually didn't know they did that with anything other than spoofs, and even then spoofs come out much later.
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    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    My guess is that it doesn't affect actors much at all. Probably just producers and writers that take any heat, and it's probably mostly producers.
  31. Hoss

    Project Hail Mary

    Great movie. I didn't expect much and was pleasantly surprised. Was The Last Hail Mary also based on this book? I haven't watched it, but Prime suggested it to me after I watched PHM. The plot sounds similar with the dying sun, but they don't go to a different solar system. Google doesn't...
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The chink nobles used to bind the feet of their daughters. It made the feet tiny and I guess cute, but it also make it painful for them to walk. This was a status symbol showing that their daughters would never be expected to do any labor. The nails are kinda the same thing but without the...
  33. Hoss

    AI images

    Interesting. I entertained the idea that he might have switched the picture if you were indeed talking about that one. I could have sworn I've seen playing cards with only one pip regardless of the value, but a google search doesn't bring any up. Maybe I've only seen magicians use cards like...
  34. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Do you mean hire a maid? got news for you, they do the same thing. I'm just helping you cut out the middle woman.
  35. Hoss

    AI images

    what picture are you referring to?
  36. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Same way it collects on the back window of an SUV. Reverse the fan and most of it will come flying off.
  37. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    Can you tell what race she is from that grainy video? I can barely tell it's a she.
  38. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Power clam is funnier and makes more sense. Supergirl could have a power clam. power GLAM is just 2 words thrown together in a nonsensical way.
  39. Hoss

    Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2026)

    Did anyone else see the supergirl ulta commercial. No fucking lie, I look up at the TV and see Supergirl speaking for Power Clam WTF is power clam? My wife guessed a vibrator. Don't see a screencap of the commercial, but Ulta's have this display out.
  40. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We had Apple IIes in our HS computer lab. I remember those double disk drives, we needed them to copy the disks. People started passing around copies of my disks so I put password protection on them. I think we had like 3 computer classes. BASIC programming, then computer math 1 and 2. The...