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I dunno man. I was told from the first day I started playing high school football that if it's a tie in the air (you both have your hands on it), the winner is the one who wrestles it away from the other one on the ground. Get your hands on it and then take it. Coaches told us this because...

Can't wait for the endless rules lawyering in 3 years. I'll bookmark your post for easy reference.

Oh and the ending field position was better for Denver, I assume? That's does sound pretty nice.

I didn't see the game, please explain. Can you find a clip of the play?

Whatever man. I shot a deer once that was pregnant. (Axis deer breed year round). We tossed the fetus because it was so small, but I did consider seeing if there was any meat on it. I figured a cow fetus might be big enough to give it a try. My wife is a savage. She gave me shit over not...

He's only got one ring. Everyone knows you need either 3+ rings or no rings to be elite.

Feel free to call me an asshole or monster or whatever. But are the aborted calves not edible? Sounds like super veal.

When I see the title of this thread, I always think

Wow what an original and brave idea!

I thought they were a warning to other trees. Vlad the impaler style.

Tell her that's where it belongs. Butter doesn't go in the fridge. Unless you're eating pasteurized processed american butter food substitute.

The wat now? This indicates there is a good fantastic 4 movie. The only good F4 treatment I've seen on a screen was in the venture brothers.

Because we borrowed too many words from the french.

Some self destructed and got shown the door. I think one other got real scarce after he won, but came back eventually.

Yeah I'd agree he was the most interesting immy. But I would put Joe as my favorite supporting character. Which, Joe did show up eventually in The Raven. It definitely picked up steam as it went. But in my experience, all shows are pretty awkward in the beginning. I think it his its stride...

Sounds like Quarks bar that the Hilton in Vegas used to have. Went along with a pretty cool ride. 2 rides towards the end. Quarks was fantastic. When it comes to star wars, I'm always a kid. But that cost though. I've been to disney a couple times and Universal studios 3 or 4 times. I...

Yeah I really Really wanted to do that Star Wars thing. But the money. Jeezus. Is the ''windowless indoor resort'' the star ship hotel you'd spend a week in while 'in transit' to Batuu. I was willing to try that if it didn't cost so much.

Also, I would shoot your special parallel parking gestapo on sight. I assume the badge would be 2 straight lines and they would parallel park behind you when they pulled you over, so they would be easily recognizable. A true emperor would outlaw parallel parking. Streets are for fucking...

I never said I couldn't. Technically I've only ever hit the curb once and have been otherwise perfect.

I've been told Military disability is untouchable by exes though. Had an uncle who went to the VA to get disability so his ex couldn't get his military retirement anymore.

I don't think I've ever heard of a clutched automatic unless that's what paddle shifters are. During Driver's Ed I was perfect at parallel parking. Day of the driving test, the trooper asked me how my parallel parking was and I said excellent. So he went, great, it's free now, lets get it...

Cruise control is what leads to this.

Oh shit, that's right. Car Wreck.

Cover art for new book.

Yeah well, apparently if you're over 25 you don't have to do it. I'm sure most of the bad drivers are adult immigrants.

So you're saying I should save it for a night when I'm drinking. Gotcha and I can do that.

Hold on now, you're wrong on a couple of counts. First off, amanda was not one of the best characters. She was one of the characters. The spinoff didn't ruin her, she was always a cunt. It just didn't play as well when she was the lead. Second, The Raven was pretty good. I found it a few...

I'm so old that after I got my license, they did away with the road test requirement, and have brought it back again since then. Edit to add: I was originally going to respond that Tx doesn't require a road test anymore, but I decided to double check first. That's when I found out it was...

Was the retirement split in the divorce? I could see it being considered community property if they earned it while they were married.

I never played the game. I clocked his voice from the first line too but I didn't figure out who it was till the race started, and at that point I thought brenjamin was roald or another of his crew because their rapport was so good. I finally had to look it up though.

Well, he found out the final boss in the race was . This was after Quiet and whatever that other girls name was. Oh and the demon magician . And finally we see that and was kidnapped and being brought to his father.

What he's implying is that the streaming services won't be making stuff for you to steal anymore.

When I was dating in my 30's I went out with a lot of single mothers. It's crazy, in my experience it was always the guys' fault!

Probably. #1 cause of divorce is that she's a cunt.

You're not getting fed ads for MSNBC and the NYTImes when you watch porn? Damn, I must have a weird algorithm.

seen anything like what? The lights just dimmed a few minutes ago.

Been listening to Doug Stanhope's audiobook Digging Up Mother. He reads it himself (mostly) and there are times where he pauses and injects more stories or explanations. He tells us up front that he's drinking while he's doing the reading. Man, he's a real piece of shit, but he's a funny...

Her pit bull attacked her other pit bull and she stepped into the middle of them. Who could have seen that coming? I like how while the pit bull was clamped down on her leg, he also somehow crushed her left hand and right arm. But it was totally the same pit bull so she only needs to put...

I didn't watch the game, but with a final score of 30-6, What the fuck could have been going on to make you say this?