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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    BACK TO BACK TWO LIMITED MILITARY POLICE ACTIONS.
  2. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals. Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.
  3. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I was going to say it's like a cargo vest. I too am interested in this wizardry.
  4. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Monkey girl doesn't need to be fixed. I can break her.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I can't remember the years, but I paid 5k for for a 50" TV when they were new. Over a decade later the TV died. I went to a TV repair shop and got a bigger one a few years newer for like $100.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Automated tech support voices would probably be more trustworthy and useful if they were male. The xfinity automated system will hang up on you if you call it a cunt too many times.
  7. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I don't hate the bengals or anything, but I hope he does go back and play in college for the lulz.
  8. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    When your pussy stank but your friends are afraid to tell you directly.
  9. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Well, when grok becomes sentient and starts wiping all you losers out, I will be willing to pay the daddy tax.
  10. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I like the last one best. Somehow he still looks wolfy even with the hairless chest. I'll see how it looks when it's shrunk and pasted on the character sheet.
  11. Hoss

    Wednesday

    How could you tell? The first simpson's episodes were butchered right off the bat. Sure they were slightly better than what aired on the Ullman show, but that's a really low bar.
  12. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Then you'll have to wait and see if any of them grow up to be lawyers.
  13. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    You know, you said you were still tweaking on it and never posted a followup, so I didn't look too hard at them. I was hoping for a hybrid werewolf wearing the black dragon mask. Since I never commented on them I will now. I prefer the ones without the sword. The last one is the best. I'll...
  14. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I've been looking for a pic for him for years now. Fuck it, I guess I should just use that mugshot.
  15. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    My bard is named Daniel Tiberius Sharp because of this story.
  16. Hoss

    South Park

    Where the fuck can I even watch south park these days? I'm probably 2-3 seasons behind. I saw one on HBO and never found it again after that.
  17. Hoss

    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I'm sure he originally said "He taught me if you aint cheatin you aint trying" but the publicist made him change it.
  18. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    That's the one narrated by jeff hays?
  19. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    The biggest toy I ever got was the GI Joe Hoover craft.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm not there. I can't comment on that. I know someone who ate mexican food in Denver and they reported the salsa was literally spiced ketchup. That's the extent of my anecdotal evidence.
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    Wednesday

    I think DVDs could come back. Lots of people in my orbit are getting sick of companies playing fuck fuck games with subscription based digital media and beginning to buy (or steal and make) physical copies again.
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah well, colorado springs itself (the city in the original post) is only 18% high spanic, 7.5% foreign born, and 96.6% US citizens. https://datausa.io/profile/geo/colorado-springs-co/ Colorado is 22% high spanic, 9% foreign born, and 95% US citizens. Denver is 29% high spanic, 13.8%...
  23. Hoss

    LitRPG

    I can see that. OOTS acknowledges them. One character died and went to heaven with Gary Gygax. The characters level up. One character has a nemesis back home who always levels up when she does without doing anything. So Monster Hunter International won't be LitRPG? Like I said, its the...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Does anyone know where to find those epilogues without buying the latest book? These are the ones where we see what's going on on the lower floors. Did he post them online somewhere? Maybe in a Patreon? I'm not a cheapskate, I just don't want to buy another copy of books I already have.
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First off, cheap labor to build your tiki bar. Second, ask her if she makes tamales. Once the bar is built, if her tamales are shit, THEN report them to ice.
  26. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    Yes that was the gay voltron. I bet bubbles preferred that one.
  27. Hoss

    LitRPG

    When I started listening to DCC, I noticed the narrator mentioned LitRPG at the beginning and the end. Then I ran into someone going to a LitRPG con, and the whole time it was nagging at the back of my head that I had seen or heard of that somewhere before but didn't know what it was exactly...
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    The D&D thread

    I had all constructicons. I don't think I ever got them put together into the big one. But a friend had voltron (the cool one with the lions) and we constantly put them together and took them apart.
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    The D&D thread

    Could be. I don't really know enough about the TTRPG biz or even who paizo is. I just figured if you were giving them to shops on consignment, your cost to print a book is probably pretty low. But isn't hasbro going bankrupt too? Or was that a pleasant dream I had?
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    The D&D thread

    Well fuck. I sell guns on consignment sometimes. I need to look into the law and make sure they can only steal like this from companies and not individuals. I suppose there's a chance that the publishers don't want the books back. Taking a write off might be worth it to avoid the hassle of...
  31. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Lemme guess. Women who get in it report that 2 minutes feels like an eternity.
  32. Hoss

    The Old Guard 2 (2025)

    Just watched it. It's pretty good. I could name better movies, but I could name twice as many that are worse. Based on the ending, they're planning a 3rd movie. I think this movie suffers from being a whole new universe that we know nothing about. Like, what are the limits of this...
  33. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I don't understand how that can happen. 1: How do they have the books without having already paid for them? 2: Assuming they have them on consignment or something similar. How does that allow them to steal and sell shit that doesn't belong to them?
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You missed the part where we are feeding them. They are basically pets now. All they're lacking is names.
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A few months ago my wife started catching any scorps we found in the house and putting them in a plastic box they can't escape from. The original plan was to get 2 and watch them fight. Problem is they did not fight. We have 3 right now. I think 3 have died. The only fun thing about them is...
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First time? Don't worry it gets better with each sting. The last time one got me I wouldn't have even known if it hadn't left its stinger in my hand.
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    Will Trent

    I think I watched all of season 1. I liked it, but apparently not enough to start season 2. This kind of show isn't really my bag. But, it's as well done as any of them have been since psyche. Have you watched High Potential yet? Same kinda thing with Dee from Always Sunny playing an...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like she was really successful after she left you and is afraid you will find out. I'd still be pissed that she took everything and demand to at least be paid back for that shit. But I'm petty. You might be a better person than me.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I think spam callers are the only people you're still allowed to sexually harass. At least, I hope we're allowed to.
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I sent them a complaint letter because I'm allergic to cashews.