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Going to stay with him for a bit is not locking into anything. It's gathering information. Then you come home and ponder your future. I'm not trying to push you 2 together, I'm trying to help you make a clean decision. Have you even asked him yet if you can? You're getting all twisted up...

I argue that 1 and 2 are both wins because with #2 at least you know and can move on without beating yourself up with what ifs. She's literally risking nothing by going and visiting him for a week or 2.

real life isn't a romcom. Go see if you annoy the everloving shit out of each other doing regular daily shit. Also, I think you misunderestimate your ability to be on your own. I read about your worthless ex. You were basically on your own all those years raising a child.

I've been thinking of trying monster hunter. Are the audiobooks any good? I hate a shitty audiobook narrator.

Either can be right depending on the joke you want to tell.

Speed limit is 15 in my mom's neighborhood. It was 30 until some uppity boy scout needed a project to get his eagle. I used to support the boy scouts. Fucker should have built a damned park bench like the rest of them do. I bet anytime you see a lower than default speed limit it's going to...

Q: What do you call a boomerang that does not return when you throw it? A: A stick. ----- Went and had my prostate exam today, after the doctor finished he left the room. Immediately following the nurse walked in and said the 3 words you never want to hear.. "Who was that" ----- A Methodist...

Dunno. Seems like anything that hasn't been cooked is, by default, raw. Pluck a carrot from the dirt and it's raw.

You should be more worried about explaining that poopsock medal under your avatar. Also, why did they puss out and call it brown sock instead of poopsock?

That's just what I was thinking and there's only one way to handle it. PM me his info. I'll fix it.

Got a question about the bobiverse. I read the first 3 and it seemed like it wrapped itself up nicely. Then I saw there were 2 more. Did he originally write a trilogy then come back later for more? If so, how are the latest books? Do they live up to the originals?

In audible, he didn't fuck anyone until like book 3, and then it was only for practice, he has no sex drive. I googled it and I can't get a straight answer on a part that was removed so I can say yes or no it was there. All I see is that it was toned down and reworded for kindle. It...

What kind of stuff did they clean up? Give me something specific and I'll tell you if it's still in the audible version. I'm through book 5

You never said why you thought of me.

I bought a set of metal ear buds because I think they looked neat. It's also the only ear buds I have with a usb c connection. Lemme tell you, as neat as metal earbuds sound, they are fucking cold when you first put them in. One of these days I'll get a replacement, but I use them so...

I might be thinking more of Everbody Loves Large Chests, which also started with Just Jeff and annie showed up a few books in and started doing a lot of female voices. But she was def signet which puts her in at least 2 books, and I still think I read somewhere she did a few others. She's only...

A few books in some chick named annie ellicot joined him and does the new female voices. My guess is he only had a couple he was capable of pulling off? I dunno or maybe annie is cute and he's smashing. I don't even notice the difference.

Without doxxing him, what's he do? You said 'late fit' in the last post, so a tailor maybe? At any rate, all of this is more reason to go stay with him for a week or a month. If it's really like this, then you will know it didn't work out. That's much better on the psyche than thinking it...

Yes. It's decent but it was like 6 episodes in before there was an episode that actually felt like star trek. In short, it should have been a brand new scifi property.

They specifically say they will correct clear and obvious missed calls. Currently if a call is missed by the refs on the field, that's it. No review.

You see his family pics? He got a ginger in the woodpile.

Most of them had solid, logical guesses. Plug it in and I bet more would have gotten it.

Why do you think that's my family? I'm black.

Pretty slick way for the owners to get the fans on their side. Bring on the scab refs!

Excellent marketing opportunity if they give him a good number. Like 88 or 14.

I've already forgotten about it 3 times. #4 is going to be tough because this is the first time I saw the picture. Thanks, asshole.

It is an odd question from someone who thinks they don't want kids. If you really didn't want one, there's nothing to ask because you would be getting an appt as soon as you got the positive test. If I'm reading this right, he has visited you multiple times. Have you ever visited him? I...

I was taking a dump earlier. The guy in the next stall was on the phone trying to get a loan. I almost felt bad for the courtesy flushes, but they had to be done.

On the first read I swore this said Trash Panda

she expressed a willingness to learn to cook. Besides, how hard could crunchwraps be? Absolute morons make them all day every day. She can't even manage crunchwrap supremes?

Two guys are out driving. They come upon a red light and the driver blows right through it. The passenger goes "WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THAT WAS RED!" The driver goes "My cousin taught me to drive and he blows through red lights, so I do too" Then they came upon a light that was red and had 2...

Aside from how wrong you are about it being good defensive driving practice to be wary in intersections. Around here, excessive display of acceleration in an intersection is a ticketable offense. It's actually ticketable even if not in an intersection, but they're stricter about it in...

I've actually started sitting at lights even longer since you brought this up. You guys are literally arguing against defensive driving. Crawl up the ass of the person in front of you. Don't be the least bit wary of people running red lights. What other time saving tips do you have? Stop...

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single...

I guess a coping saw is a thing? Whatever but it reminds me of an old joke Guy goes into a hardware store asking for a flat bastard file. The clerk is new and she gets upset at the customer and tells him he shouldn't be using that sort of language even if this is a hardware store. As she's...

Cad is apparently taking a shower at stop lights. If he can shut off the water and avoid the slinky effect, people on phones should be able to. What we really need is an app for your phone that tells you when the light is about to turn green. Gotta say, that sounds like a recipe for rear...

Hell I thought they were canceled after 1. now I'm worried next year they'll be telling us it's only getting 3 years but that's because the first 3 seasons were in the can before they started airing season 1.

scientologist and amish, then. Scientamish? Amitologist?

What's the phone book for?