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We'll never know. No one will care about her in 2 years. Her OD may be a footnote in local news wherever it happens, but most people will go "Who?"

So you have dehydrated lotions. You just need to add a little water and work it back and forth a few times.

My HSA account just had a policy change that I have to use passkey instead of my password (that is so awesome that forgot what it was for a few days). I need to log in for tax documents, so after I remembered the password I tried to set passkey up. They have to save the passkey either to the...

Expiration dates on first aid items are bigger bullshit than expirations on medicines. It's all a fucking cash grab.

Ask her if she got a good look at him, and she'll tell you it wouldn't do any good because it was a different person every time she turned around. grats on the crazy pussy. Sounds like she knows where you live, so you broke Rule #1. Hopefully that's an apartment you can ditch easily.

What is #LBFM?

My limited recollection says they start losing their baby teeth around 6.

Mom I'd Like to Fuck. It's right there in the name. No age limit. Cougar is indeed something different. In the porn industry it just means a woman with bolt on tits. But they're all about pretending anyway, so you can't let that cloud your mind. That's ridiculous but the kid was 13 by the...

Yeah, it was fucking awesome, wasn't it? Have you tried original Battlestar Galactica? The only problem with BSG, in my eyes, was that it was so short. Lucy's oldest child was born in 1988. The show ran from 95-01. Hell, she had a second one while the show was running in 99. So regardless...

I think you mean so the cowboys can get him for a discount.

Why do kids under 6 need dental care? Over exposure to fluoride makes you retarded and at young ages its easy to be over exposed. This article focuses on fluoride in water, but fluoride in toothpaste also counts...

What kind of fly by night plumbers cut your shit up and don't fix it? I've had plumbers have to dig into concrete and cut up floors of a pier and beam house and they always fixed it before the job was done.

I think what matters about it is that it's all a big political cartoon about the apothecary. Or the krakaren. I can't remember if they're the same.

We saw this at a zoo. I pulled her close and said "Isn't nature beautiful?" You should quack at her when you're horny.

The one in my RV does the same. But I think it's like a 5 year life.

Lotta people say that but I didn't see it. Let me ask, are you trying to figure out the iron tangle? He has a warning at the start of some editions of the book to not try to figure it out. It's supposed to be incomprehensible. TBH, I don't think Matt had it mapped out. I'm seeing a lot of...

yeah, and that's rare. I can't tell if we're arguing or agreeing.

Oh yeah totally weird. That's why 95% of adult women on the planet have earrings. Because ears are grody to the max.

What is the real reason women's basketball games are so low scoring is that they're better at defense. After all, they're soooo much better at the fundamentals.

isnt that jacking off?

I don't get it. Is there even a pit bull in the pic?

All of 3 of the original main characters look like they got terrible plastic surgery. Carla still looks good and Dr cox doesn't look like he's gone under the knife. But the rest? Woof. The strange thing is that they don't look that bad in recent photos. Almost like they got shitty makeup on...

ears too long. Would not bang.

Great insight genius. Can I get a list of all the parts of a car that have a 0.0% chance to fail in a year? I'm not a very good mechanic so a list like that will be helpful.

Apparently O'reilly has a new policy on battery warranties. They have to put it on a trickle charge overnight and it has to test bad with their tester to get a replacement. Guy said it started at the beginning of the month. I wasn't clear if he meant march or february. It really pissed me...

OK then. How did you beat him? Did you have to charm him and get him on your side?

Why were his con and HP NA? Can he not be hit?

Well apparently if you get them in a salad it's the regular pepper and not the pickled abomination. They taste a lot like bell peppers and I love bell peppers so that's a good thing to me. Bell pepper is what I normally get on a pizza.

I'm just glad somebody remembers the Jeff Fisher of QBs. But i did gain some respect for him in the lead up to the superbowl when a reporter asked him how long he had been a black quarterback. IIRC every single one of his questions included something about him being a black QB.

A while back I was introduced to banana peppers. I'd seen them around all my life but they sounded and looked unappetizing so I'd never tried them. But then I was eating lunch and they came in the salad so I tried them and realized they were pretty fucking good. So I decided I'd start giving...

Assuming she's in for those tattoos. Interested in knowing how much time you can get for a crime like that.

Finally, someone with some fucking sense.

Y'all are dumb. Aikman Montana Brady Elway Everyone else might as well be doug Williams compared to them.

Miss Nadine? Or Lemig Sortion?

If you don't have a bayonet for your concealed carry pistol, you're doing it wrong.

We use nothing but manual can openers. Just not worth the shelf space to have an electric. We mainly use the kind that breaks down the edges instead of the ones that actually cut the top. I thought it was retarded when my wife brought the first one home, but fuck, it does work and the lids...

did you find a clip? Any good?

Just saw the new season of shoresy dropped. About halfway in, so far it's still kicking ass. I thought last season was the final season though, so this is lagniappe for me.

You're lucky. Terms of Endearment is the first one I remember. Lotta negative trauma around having to sit through that one.