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DON'T YELL AT ME! Wait, yell at me again, I think it's helping.

And here I thought fences with "Posted" and "No Trespassing" signs covered that kinda thing. Fair enough. Next time it comes up, I'll immediately sue the people who ran into the rebar for illegally putting up a hidden trap on my property. First one to sue has the advantage, right?

Man, I'm not up to date on legal definitions of traps, but I'd be hard pressed to believe something that doesn't move could be considered one. Traps usually have triggers and a spring that causes other things to happen. Maybe you could say a punji stake pit covered by a tarp is still a trap...

Caption this picture: "I need a baby seal"

On my own property? I guess not. But if you mean on public property like in the original rustle, I wasn't exactly suggesting he write his name on the stakes.

Holy shit that looks just like Megan Fox. You know, if she was from Ohio or something.

20 inches? Was it in 24 inch tall grass? How the fuck could someone miss that? I'll tell ya what, there is one thing I regret about when we did that. I didn't put up a camera.

Yeah but that's done with marker. That's why I said she didn't have the guts to carve it in.

Araysar vs. Goatface - Bet welcher who also deserves a lifetime asshat achievement Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - He needs this title Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - He's a special kind of asshat, but an asshat nonetheless Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Justice for everyone who has to share the road with...

What the fuck?

They're trying to crack down on illegal voting. In years past you could vote on every page and lickingdick wouldn't even notice.

I want to see current pics of her. She was cute to begin with, this could be a new fetish for me. But probably not because she didn't have the guts to carve 'trump whore' into her body. That could have been a deal sealer.

How much work ya willing to put in? I'll tell ya what we did to keep people from driving across our property +

apparently it's a great place to puke your guts out too. They should put up a plaque at the location.

So he was just on screen briefly? I don't even remember that part of the story. Had to do some googling. The lichs who took over whitestone manner powered themselves up by pledging themselves to him. They were trying to summon him and vox stopped them. It would have been more meaningful...

metallic earbuds are a bad idea. It's like shoving ice cubes in my ears. Actually, I'm kind of weird and I may be starting to like it. I'll do some more testing and report back later.

vecna was in vox machina?

That's why everyone hates rob. I never got it until just now.

I was thinking the same thing. Why isn't merlin a black lesbian?

No more than 2 pumps per line. 3 pumps and you're out.

The funniest part of this might be that you think 300 lbs is a lot.

No that's too pedestrian. There must be a scandal in there somewhere. Are they sure he was throwing up and not burying a hooker?

12 years ago I emailed some freightliner repair manuals to someone from my gmail account. Today when I search my email, no matter what I'm lookin for that fucking freightliner manual comes up. They must have covered some wild shit in there.

I was looking through my pictures and I found this from 2024. I think I intended to nominate this guy last year. Oh well, might as well post them for everyone to enjoy. I don't even know if this guy is still around. @AKD123 are you still here?

Counterpoint. What if his race is some kinda shitskin?

lol armus the tar beast as a navigator at the end was the best part.

Here's an angle from 37 years later.

It's wild that you posted that. I'm on Bullwinkle right now. Pics unrelated

Hey fucktard, learn how to read a bracket. Like me, nirgon just got a first round bye. See below

reported for campaigning in the voting thread.

Am I late for the cowboys super bowl party?

This is too heavy for me. How am I supposed to verify I'm human? If I wasn't human but was taught to believe I was, how would I know the difference? Sure it's easy to be flippant and say I breath, I think, I eat, I shit ... of course I'm human. But I didn't cry at the end of Old Yeller. An...

TomServo vs. Goatface - Servo has a cool name Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - part of amod team and I don't even know who kuro is. Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - amod wins Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - Tough one. Political shitposter vs FSR shitposter. Going with the political shitposter. Vuuxo...

Are you going to fix this broke dick shit?

The last few episodes were pretty good. Had the heroes making fewer retarded decisions and finally using their powers. I still can't tell if the reveal about the guy in the hypobaric chamber was supposed to be a surprise. I figured it out when sage fucked cipher in front of him. It does seem...

Oh, I definitely have social issues. But I stopped caring about them decades ago. Did you have a point?

That's a little bit surprising. I think you just get outshone by the true asshats. We're officially to the point where asshatish people have a chance.

@Vuuxo for using the ignore feature. I realize that makes him more of a fag than an asshat, but we don't have a biggest fag contest. @Cayennechap for his tireless work turning the charlie kirk memorial thread into the charlie kirk assassination conspiracy thread. @Brahma for being an...