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Didn't @Sanrith Descartes once threadban bubbles from screenshots? We need a hero like that again. If memory serves bubbles flipped out and almost got himself banned for real.

That's stupid because he's rich. The way bail is supposed to work is that they make it expensive enough for you to afford it, but cripple your ability to hire a good defense lawyer. Judges look at your financials when they determine the amount. They would have let a regular person out for...

That explains why she gives me a weird boner.

lol WTF I don't even remember hearing about morbius. I assumed it was another new film. Is morbius a DC character?

I hate comic books so I haven't read it and have no plans to even though I like florin. Maybe some day Jeff Hayes will read it to us.

I didn't even realize they were different people. It was too far to scroll back up and check the name when I was on my phone. But I thought the same thing, it was probably AI slop to begin with.

Vikings fan. Checks out.

We should make brackets and vote. It's too hard to pick one from all the different genres. Don't blink is a top contender. Upright citizens brigades little Donny episode News radios db Cooper episode. Monty pythons episode with the Spanish inquisition. I guess comedies are at a...

I'm not reading all that I'm happy for you though Or sorry that happened.

I just want to know if he drowned because of the injuries, or did he drown because he didn't know how to swim?

Then they should be naturally strong swimmers.

Lol pacemaker. Peacemaker sucks ass. They need to reboot that series and make it about the white dragon. The dude is a motherfucking genius. Better than Batman tech while being poor white trash.

Just to be clear, Aquaman is in this dc movie but he's not playing Aquaman? Lore wise, is lobo supposed to be Aquaman's twin or something? I'm not familiar with this character.

Had one once where they had a new driver picking up. He fucked it up and somehow showed all the packages shipped that day as delivered to Cleveland. Can't remember where the place was but it wasnt even in Ohio. Felt bad for the shipping department. They were told it couldn't be fixed but...

Reminds me of a hunting buddy who bought a used s10 pickup for $200. He ran it for years. He hauled a bus to the hunting camp with it. He ran it wide open in the fields chasing after dogs. All with almost no maintenance. He basically ran it like he hated it. He often said "if this...

2001 Dodge ram. Paid around $24,000 for it brand new. It had 24 miles on it when I got it from the dealership and 541k when I totaled it in 2021. It was still running like a top. In fact, about 2 months earlier I had the computer replaced and it was running better than the day I got it. I...

Doesn't the nfl own the arena league? Is the usfl still playing? Hed fit right in with the Houston gamblers.

I was ugly back when ugly wasn't hot.

I should have said ash tray

I haven't looked for a job in a while, but I wonder if AI could write my resume in such a way as to ensure the AI reviewing them on the other side would automatically forward it on to the next level. Either by formatting it and using keywords, or maybe it can just add a command line other AI...

That article ignores that the lawyer said the NFLPA was the next step. I have to assume he's appealed to them already.

That is horrible. I hope Caitlin got a foul for being mean to that girl. I don't give a fuck about any basketball much less girls bball. But if I owned that team I'd just hire 4 body guards to defend her on the court. Basketball skills aren't important, you can pick that up. I just need to...

What do you mean back then? You're going to tell me you were a boy in the 80s and 90s and never killed a single cat? Bullshit. You must have been the biggest faggot in the country. Pic unrelated. Reportedly an ad from the AMA magazine.

What do y'all think of the theory that Also is anyone else reading the chapters as they drop on patreon? If you want spoilers from the prologue lemme know. A couple of interesting things happened.

Why is baby warbirton doing all this DCC stuff? Is he going to play Carl in the live action series?

I assume that was the main thrust of his "gambling rehab for celebrities. " Gambling is bad. Mkay? Don't do gambling, mkay? Now here's a 100 page power point on how to hide it better and what each of you individually did wrong.

It would make sense for sports books to want to know if an athlete or coach was making bets. But they probably don't care until they start betting on their own team to either lose or not cover a spread.

Well according to foggy it's an omniscient god who has a deal to narc on them.

One of the best UCB skits. I laughed harder at this one but ass pennies aged better.

It was off the top of my head. Cincinatti covered up soresbys gambling for 2 years. Don't act like UT couldn't have done an even better job.

I think the only correct thing here is that it would never happen at UT. Arch might be betting but UT has the stroke to keep it from being a story or getting sanctioned. Ricky Williams was constantly high while at school and caught many times. Whatever happened to Vince young. Not sure...

No supplemental draft for soresby https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49155214/no-2026-supplemental-draft-brendan-sorsby-nfl-path-paused

If you don't like your fortune that's what your supposed to do to keep it from coming true. Well, eat the whole thing. You might be fucked if you only ate half.

I read it that way too. But I knew what he meant because I've always been into cougars.

Did you know women die immediately after being raped? Well, all the ones I raped did. Kind of a darker version of the chickens die after sex joke.

Has the FIFA world cup always been during pride month? Because this doesn't seem like a coincidence.

Is that a real song? I only heard it in the book series everybody loves large chests.

Wasn't that a time jump to before he got hurt and put in the wheelchair? How is that a problem? I don't think canonically he needed to be born in a wheelchair.

You were getting your ass kicked by the time he landed any elbows anywhere near the back of your head. So what exactly are you saying? You knew the illegal elbows were coming and that's why you lost?

One of the reasons I've started answering in italian. "Bobbita Boopi" But most of the time I answer and hang up so they don't leave a fucking 4 second empty voicemail that AT&T can't just delete automatically for some reason.