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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Employee A) I want you to do thing Me) Document request, do thing, document thing done. Employee B) Arg! Why thing done?! Me) Documentation Employee B) You're supposed to coordinate with me! Employee A) Yeah, you're supposed to know to coordinate. Me) Document updated protocols Employee...
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    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    It was boring and sucky Not up to today's standards at all. not nearly visceral at all. Way too much dry dead space, fluff
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This one asshole smoking in the waiting line
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lean in, lean in I know what's going to happen, I'll be the only one leaning while everybody else is looking great I'll have this unnatural lurch creating dead space in the frame of the side I'm leaning away from Lean in, lean in Fine, I'll conform *Sees post on media GDI crop your photos, I'm...
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    Health Problems

    I suffer from random blackouts/narcolepsy. By blackout I mean from my perspective I work intently and actively but when all is said and done, the amount of time I actually spent vs what I perceived I spent are quite different. I also randomly and suddenly doze off. I don't feel it coming, but...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Tweezing facial hair I don't indulge often but zoning out to the detail of the face, creating super clean lines, watching and feeling the hairs slide out along with the occasional treasure or oddity attached to their roots
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When your dick dribbles so you have to play it off like you dried your hands on your pants
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    MTG thread

    RW color pie expansion has been exciting
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    The D&D thread

    Experienced my first tpk yesterday. The druid survived and he was like it's not over! I can summon elementals and dig you out. I can cast reincarnate. We have ten days to find the bodies. DM was shook like he had overtuned the adventure but really, it was an epic loss. I drove a member home...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When you go to use your phone that you left charging and you find it disconnected, at 7%, and with child's app running I have two remotes. One is the only thing in my house that uses AAA batteries and only real purpose is to switch TV from streaming to gaming to some unused setting. Child...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I'll science them later Next day beef burrito in airfryer for four minutes was crucial
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Potatoes replaced fries and were inferior. The bowl packs on weird texture quesalupa had a nice crunch but barely registered the cheese Chipotle Chicken Melt is an auto include but they have diminishing returns
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    Board Games

    Was treated at game night to Dominion: Nocturne Dominion! What a blast from the past, how quaint, gameplay still holds up. Put so many hours into this game. Nocturne is the 11th expansion. It has a grim fantasy vibe and adds a post buy phase called Night. Perhaps a bit of power creep, but was a...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    No the knockoff Hardee's sliders were banging but the bastards got rid of them. Their burgers taste like fuckin boca
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Saw this thread resurface and thought how far we've come as a society. Lumie isn't an outlier anymore, his crazy is the people's crazy. Working with the public, I hear it everyday.