You are of many who responds with the highest degree of wit but ultimately your meaning is lost in redirection. We need to address this issue that this "private" subfourm has something to hide from the public and it isnt bandwidth.
One time there was a 1/2 inch washer in a Hershey bar my wife bought. I took pictures wanting to be all white trash about it but nothing happened.
Because i just went and bought another one instead.