Recent content by masteen_foh

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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It actually sounds like she doesn"t respect herself. Which turns little insecurities into HUGE trust issues, while at the same time preventing her from leaving because she can"t stand the thought of being alone, even for a little while. Guys, while generally oblivious, are hunters, and can...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I need to point out that many, many women NEVER get through their crazy phase.
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    Why do you post at FOH?

    I post here because they shut down the old noows site. The drama has actually gotten better since it moved away from being a very focused EQ board. More retards = more possibilities, I guess.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This also goes when you are looking into a new hair salon. Yes, salon. The only cuts your average barber shop can do properly are the American Psycho slickback and the Jarhead high fade. But don"t limit yourself to chicks; fags can cut some mean hair, but make sure you pick a pretty one with a...
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    HoF or HoS? That is the only question left.
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    His mom might be in denial, but I guarantee his dad knows full well what a piece of shit his son is. Either that, or he"s exactly like him. Either way, ain"t no missive from the Intertubes gonna help those old folks.
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Goddamn, Ravv is such an awesome alpha bitch. If I had a tail, it would be curled over my genitals in fear right now.
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    This is why I always kill the bitch after I"m done fucking her.
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Great idea! Jeremy Schrimpf, china, tranny, trap, snowball, ohio, chubby chaser.
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Who the fuck goes to another country and then hands over their passport?
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    This thread reminds me of the beginning of Idiocracy. Can we start calling Grobbe Frito?
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    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Crazy bitch probably has every, single light in the entire house on a random timer. Wonder if those were the source of the inlollerable vibrations... p.s. If she sleeps so well when she"s back in Texas, WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP LEAVING? The only thing I can come up with is that her dad...
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    Can Plane Take Off

    Moran, everyone knows sonic booms come off of Guile"s fists.
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    kate has a hoof

    The rank you reach after like 4 months of training. Typical progression in Karate : 9th Kyu, 7th Kyu, 5th Kyu, 3rd Kyu, 2nd Kyu, 1st Kyu, 1st Dan. Roughly 2 years, 2 years and half, for a black belt in your typical black belt factory dojo of karate. As for the ownage performed in this...
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    kate has a hoof

    Posting obits is just too weird now. I don"t want this girl to be in intense pain or anguish if she should ever see this thread. She obviously loved and misses her Dad as I know most of us would/will when our fathers" pass on (I know I will be beside myself with sorrow along with my sisters when...