Recent content by OU Ariakas

Why even call it Resident Evil? I would have been more excited about this as a regular horror movie than I am about it being RE

I think she is hot as Domino

Am I the only one that thinks Zazzie Beats is hot?

If you follow the Marriage/Divorce thread you would know that my situation was different and the idea of spending time with women who wanted to be around me is something that had been missing for a long time. Also, how the fuck do you know what I am or am not enjoying? I have already had...

Dude is a masochist and wants to be Elden Lord so that he can make everyone cursed with pain and suffering forever. He enlists your help....and you can bring about his age as one of the endings.

I don't think he has the balls to do it, but what if it was the last tarnished to even get close to Lordship? Like, we could have him kill a few of Marika's other children that were never named in game, and then the end of the movie is our protagonist getting slain by Morgott at the entrance...

I am interested to see who the actual protagonist of the movie is going to be. Is it going to be a no-name that just gets called "Tarnished" by everyone and doesn't talk much, if at all? I think that is the way to go...but would require so much restraint from the director and writers.

My assumption was that she just wanted to bang me! Honestly, though, I don't make that decision until I'm actually on the date and talking to them. There have been a few times already that the girls have been ready and willing to go back to their place but I don't do it because I know that...

I would not mind having a girlfriend, but I am not going to just take the first one that comes along. Also, dating is expensive and can be exhausting. I think that is beside the point here, though. We did not talk about anything deeper than the weather and then she created my personality...

So I match with this older woman (51) on the apps. She is cute, fit, and seems to be looking for someone to spend time with. She mentioned having a pool and I joked about having a farmer's tan from all of the baseball games I attend for my kids. I sent her a super unflattering shirtless pic...

It is hard to root for it with the history of video game adaptations; but Miyazaki has never let me down. You've all changed my mind. I am now cautiously optimistic.

Of course I can do it, I like the first Silent Hill movie even though it wasn't even close to as good or deep as the game. I just don't understand the reasoning behind doing it at all. Most video game adaptations are duds, and this one just doesn't seem accessible at all. Maybe you two are...

Ok, so why would you want an inferior take on it? There is almost no way they can make a satisfying story out of a game whose narrative is designed to be revealed over eighty hours of gameplay. Even then it is incomplete by design. If they had the balls to drop us into an Elden Ring story that...

Bro, I dont think that Hollywood of any age could make a good movie from a FromSoft game. I certainly don't know why they would agree with their most popular property. Real question: did you play Elden Ring? If so, do you play for the story?

Yeah, but the way the story unfolds is not a direct narrative. I just dont see how it is going to translate well.