Recent content by Runnen

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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    This wasn't on my S3 bingo card. Sauron vs Durin's Bane.
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    Avengers: Doomsday (2025)

    While I'm sure someone else could have played Nightcrawler in the intro where he doesn't really speak or act very much (being under mind control), the character is responsible for one of the single best movie intros in history. I loved the intro to Deadpool & Wolverine with the dancing number...
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    To be fair, we only heard about the lame half-baked floods. If a piece of writing survived in your wake, you're a mediocre flood to begin with.
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    Blade Runner 2099

    75 years of boosted evolution due to a 50% suicide rate ensured that only the strongest survived. Equipped with cutting edge robotic vaginas from Tyrell Corp, the Replicunts have taken over society.
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    Reacher

    Excited about Reacher 4 and not so excited about Neagley spinoff. At least you can see she's a badass in Reacher so it's not a girlboss out of nowhere Mary Sue story, but I don't currently feel she can carry a show on her own. I'll probably give it a try for one or two episodes and see how it...
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    I'm fine with Gosling as Ghost Rider, if they make it a more self-contained standalone story. Not every Marvel super hero should be in 10 movies for the next 25 years. If they use Blackheart again as a villain, they need to make him look like this though :
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    Surprised no one has used AI to have Batgamemnon leave Troy after his victory and get on the Bat-bike in the same position as Hathaway in TDKR to show off his muscular kingly latex-clad glutes to zoom off to the beach and to his ship.
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    Blade Runner 2099

    I mean, you know pretty much for a fact that in the future there'll be tons of robot chicks with dicks. If anything, this adds to the realism.
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    Resident Evil Requiem

    Great, now I want a game where you play Wesker zooming around punching dinosaurs.
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Maybe he's Lucky Luke.
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    Obsession (2026)

    They had to import truckloads of snot for the close-up crying scene.
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    What are you playing?

    Out of those, I'd definitely recommend the 2 Ori games first. On a technical point, Hollow Knight is probably the best one but the Ori games are just so beautiful, it's hard not to recommend them to everyone. Blasphemous (1 for sure, maybe 2), and Hollow Knight (1 for sure, didn't play 2 yet)...
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    Nintendo Switch 1 and 2

    Resident Evil games are also good wife picks to play together. I'll be playing and she helps me by saying "AAAAAAHHHHH!" or "WHAT THE FUCK!" whenever there is a monster/spider/shadow/vaguely menacing sound nearby.
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    Nintendo Switch 1 and 2

    Confirmed Mario Kart is a good wife pick, but watch out for her falling off the side of the couch when she tries a hard turn.