Recent content by smellson the fifthwind_foh

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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This is relevant to nearly any decision one makes in life.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Booyah. One of the harder things to learn growing up is seeing things as they are instead of how you want them to be, and understanding that there likely won"t be a bridge from the former to the latter. 3.5 billion others, br0.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Ravvenn"s candor isn"t carte blanche to walk over women and blame hormones: I"m guessing those that can"t figure that out on their own won"t get it, though.
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    Long full disclosure

    She espouses every other horrible quality, answer me this: is she also a juggalo? Godspeed, dude.
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    Why do you post at FOH?

    I"ll be damned. The jugs delivered. Kudos.
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    Would you hate your life, if you were this ugly, and your GF was this ugly and fat?

    Holy dogshit. +internets to req and donating more money.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Photoshop some perfectly crafted pyramids and a bitch sporting a tinfoil hat and an 8 year old and you"d be spot-on.
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    Kegkilla 4 prez.
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    kate has a hoof

    Ahhhh, thanks for pointing that out. =p
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    kate has a hoof

    We"re all in agreement that the obscurity is on the right foot, yes? Perhaps she has some sort of bastard goat-girl foot -- perhaps that"s still considered a hoof, but I suppose that depends on your definition. There are obviously toes. Unfortunately, we can"t see the whole foot to dispel...