Recent content by sublimenerdery_sl

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    help me check my rustle privilege: own sunglasses for about 10 years. nose pad breaks off. discover company has "lifetime warranty". $30 to send in, free replacement pair. pay to send in. pay to ship them. send on a friday. they receive them wednesday. e-mail from them telling me that they...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    smartwool socks and a bag of good coffee from mom and dad every year at Christmas....best gift every year.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    i did not know this. my world just rocked a little.
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    Weird Dream Sharing

    i've had a lot of tooth dreams...swelling, growing larger until hey crack and crumble. they fucking suck. supposed to be self-confidence related but i never really thought that was a thing with me. also: lots of dreams of just being in a normal situation then suddenly i'm on a toilet shitting in...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    people touching my computer screen. invariably, whenever anyone is looking at something with me, instead of just saying "yeah, there...that's what I'm talking about"...they have to actually, physicallyTOUCHmy fucking screen and leave a smudge of whatever greasy shit they just had for breakfast...
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    Being an adult sucks

    i realize not everyone here is a parent but i'm surprised nobody has mentioned 'making decisions for your children'. whatever your views on the topics are; deciding on healthcare, education, influencing the social interactions, etc; have all been very difficult for me. feels like 1000x the...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    risk/reward analysis doesn't come out too favorable for the above depicted activities.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    this was going to go in the gun thread but i'm so over-rustled now i can hardly stand it. they arrested two shitbags in connection with the park shooting that injured 13 in chicago. one of them: ...."Police identified Champ as a convicted felon and a documented street gang member. He was...
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    The Video Thread

    i remember when jamie oliver created a holy shitstorm by butchering a lamb on his show. it was that basic concept; 'you eat meat, you oughtta acknowledge that this happens"... but people still freaked, and not just vegans.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Want. Badly.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    bro, do you even read?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    but if you remove the conversation about the blocking player using his helmet or not, yes, completely legal. blocking player just has to have his head in front of the guy he's blocking. if he'd come from the side or more behind, totally illegal. cowboy player (dude that got smoked) will never...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    people in cars that are new/nice enough that i know they have bluetooth connectivity holding their smartphones with their hand or shoulder and consequently driving like shit. the dealer will pair that shit for you, why are you not using it?
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    People (or Person) That Need to Die

    This is a pretty good list. ...and I had to google Skeet Ulrich.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    i've literally NEVER seen a black person in a volvo.