Recent content by Tortfeasor the Damphair_foh

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    Long full disclosure

    Watson Shelly should be added to the banner. As I said before, Shelly, it is pretty damn sad that we KNOW you are copypasting shit from google, not based on the actual content, but based solely on the fact that your posts ALL OF THE SUDDEN become grammatically correct complete thoughts...
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    Long full disclosure

    Regardless of the subject matter of your post, it is pretty obvious that it"s copypasta because you are incapable of forming a coherent complete sentence on your own. Next time try stealing from something that isn"t the first google result?
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    Long full disclosure

    Various people have told him that he sparkles but he"s never seen it and won"t believe it he "till he does but he won"t discount it as a possibility.
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    Home buying thread

    Pick your battles. I would rather pay $30 to seem cooperative, nice,and easygoing. The deal isn"t 100% done yet.
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    Home buying thread

    I would not try to work a short sale while you are selling a house. Banks will drag their feet and dick with you. Then out of the blue they will require you to close within 30 days. However, a lot banks have to prepare their year-end financial statements by September so they are motivated to get...
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    Home buying thread

    If you are buying a house with no agent for $100,000: -Seller sells house for $100,000. -Seller"s agent gets 6% sales commission ($6k). -Seller nets $94,000 If you are buying a house WITH an agent for $100,000: -Seller sells house for $100,000 -Seller"s agent gets one half of 6%...
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    Home buying thread

    As was stated by Chu and Cutlery, the SELLER pays the SALES commission. If a buyer"s agent helps you find a house, then they take half of the seller"s agent commission. A good way to make the seller"s agent not dick with you is to tell them that you don"t have a real estate agent but are willing...
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    Home buying thread

    It will always make more financial sense to take the money you would have used to pay off your mortgage and actually invest it. However, most people don"t seek to pay off their mortgage for purely economic reasons. It gives people a warm and fuzzy feeling to have their house paid off. It kinda...
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    Free pizza currently otw to my house. Works in Lexington as of today.
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    Easy Way Steal Pizza

    The whole purpose behind promos like these is to advertise, not to say "thanks for being a good customer and buying a gift card". When someone gets a free pizza they usually tell someone about it and then Papa John"s now has, not just one, but 2 or maybe 3 or 4 people that are thinking about...