Recent content by Varia Vespasa

Oh fuck NO. You already HAVE Elden Ring. Go play that, or whatever the next entry in the series will be. Leave our turn-based alone, and stop trying to turn everything into bland uniform mush, you greasy prol! (Not that ER is bland mush, but trying to turn everything into ER clones would be.)

Indeed. I always enjoyed haircuts for this reason. Nowadays, sadly, I have to make do with less...

Disgusting! Classic grooming behavior, you sick pervert! :P

Too late! There's a reason the banana thing always returns to FoH...

Taylor Swifts' SO not arguing with her? But what about her song-writing career? Isnt that

Yup, I remember playing that back in 1976, but the helicopter version. :)

Pics of your sister or it didnt happen...

More Lake Hood.

Remember it? I still HAVE it. Also this-

Great, now I'm blind! :P

Isnt it a crime to blow a spy's cover? Edit- Otto beat me to it, but fuck that guy, I'm leaving it up! :P

Farley and Hedberg? Apparently *someone* doesnt know who Robin Williams was... You may be something, but I cant quiiiite put my finger on it...