Recent content by Wolfen_foh

Well, the first rule after moving in is that you have to fuck in every room asap.

If you put no money down, you will have the added expense of mortgage insurance.

They are probably starting to do that to keep people from buying more house than they can afford. That is a major reason why the housing market is in the shape that it is.

$20 bucks, dammit. Get your facts straight!

I paid cash, so my closing costs were only $1,015.

My short sale took around 3 months. It would have taken a little less time but the owners had a second mortgage that had to be dealt with. Here"s proof that banks will take just about anything: The owner"s owed the second bank $46k. The bank wanted 10% of that before they would sign off. We...

The painting company I hired this time is doing a great job. They started today and the difference in quality and speed is amazing. My wallet is much lighter, but the job is getting done right this time.

Most banks are getting faster at moving through the short sales. Still, it took a little over three months for me.

It may be paint, but the "professional" I hired fucked it up big time. I would have done worse.

I"m the anti-handyman. If I try to hang a picture, the entire wall will fall down. I can recruit pussy all day long, but if I attempt to hook up a garden hose, the house will explode.

Oh, the joys of home ownership. I closed on my house two weeks ago. All the interior walls were white, so I hired a painter to change the colors. He started on Saturday and still had days of work left on Wednesday. He lied and said it was him and another guy when it was just him. He lied when he...

How can anyone on this forum be desperate for tits when I"m here? My mere existence negates that argument.

Doing that might get her a few more contracts. I KEED, I KEED

Payment delivered. Voted. I don"t suppose you need DD"s to make it in the modeling business, but take it from a guy who knows what women need to do in order to get noticed, and spend some of the $8k on a boob job.

I voted, but I can tell you that you"ll need another offensive from the FOHSS army if you wish to advance further. A marker and one picture will kick off your modeling career quite nicely.