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Ridas

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I loved the "Request Photoshop" thread, where a guy wanted a Valentine Card photoshopped or something like that and it ended up with American Inventor dicks, face huggers and other retarded stuff. Hall of Fame with only 2 or 3 pages.
 

Picasso3

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classic loser from Ohio that knocked up a few uggos and i think they ended up finding the forum.
 

Kirun

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Camerous vs. Wizardhawk and kegkilla telling them to give their best "mean faces" pose. The fight "card" that was created was hilarious.

Etoilet vs Trexxie tit contest. Kegs "judgment" still makes me laugh to this day - "And this winner is...you're both whores!".

Edit: Also, all the fat jokes directed at Etoilet every time she'd post. Some of them were gold. It's too bad the internet is a "safe space" now.
 

Gavinmad

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That time some dude doxxed Citten, found out he worked at a fucking parking lot, and then Citten went batshit crazy. Unfortunately, the thread got deleted.

Citten_sl said:
Point: I'm not going to give out someones personal information cause I'm not a scumbag, you are a scumbag, you do shit like that.
Citten_sl said:
I know everything about you, lol.

I'll be posting when Faillie goes to sleep. And in more ways than one.
Citten_sl said:
In a universe where the bullies get bullied. I'm like dexter, but in a smaller league.
Citten_sl said:
What's creepy is someone going out o fthere way to post my personal information on this forum
Citten_sl said:
It's post number 48 of this thread, where you made red marks to my personal picture.
Citten_sl said:
I have the skills and talent to pretty much go anywhere in the world and get a job, and easily a higher paying job than the one I have now (PS - I actually have a second consulting job and could live off said salary alone and don't even need my current main job).
Citten_sl said:
You're a psycho.
Citten_sl said:
I did actually. In a very stalker-ish like fashion. It was creepy, but I figured if I didn't get something on you, this fight would get boring fast.
Citten_sl said:
I guess you guys lost when it came to the 'fuck with Citten in real life' game.

Fuck you.
Citten_sl said:
Gavinrad then goes 110% crazy (somehow even more crazy than before), admits he beats his small children, put one in a coma, and is a convicted sex felon
Citten_sl said:
Good, maybe he won't try and kill me if people thought he was joking. I have all his information and know, in fact, he was not joking.
Citten_sl said:
Uh.. Yeah, he wasn't joking at all. Everything he said was true.
Citten_sl said:
I'm pretty sure I warded off all of you idiot faggots for like three days straight to reveal the cunts that were screwing with me were military and child molesters.
Citten_sl said:
PS - I would never fuck with someone like this if they didn't do what he did to me. Post that on my tombstone when this crazy faggot finds me.
Citten_sl said:
The amount of hatred you spewed at me was crazy. And now that I know who you are, I'm actually fucking with someone who is legitimately crazy. Like, the kind of stuff you really don't mess with.
Citten_sl said:
Mentally beaten by these two faggots and their cronies for days and now look at you, fucking now look at you.
Citten_sl said:
I can't believe people still think he wasn't telling the truth last night.
Citten_sl said:
You'll see that information lines up with everything. The only inconsistancy I found is that Brian used different ages on dating sites.
Citten_sl said:
My god you are dense.

Weight changes, weight fluctuations, look at all the information presented. It is him.
Citten_sl said:
Seriously, you fuckers don't have a brain. really. go re-read this thread, put on your thinking caps.

I never felt so intellectually superior to a group of people as I do now. Jesus.
Citten_sl said:
I really can't believe how difficult it has been to argue my point these past few days. I believe theres a lot of a_skeleton_03/gavin 'boys' out there, and then the retard crew, but fuck, what a god damned struggle and with evidence neatly planted right in front of your faces.
Citten_sl said:
I can see I'm starting to get ganged up on again, I really don't understand the hatred. I'm not looking for praise, I'm not looking for your acceptance. I'm looking to get someone back for something then tried to do to me. Unless you have ties with Gavinrad, I have no quarrel with you and really don't understand your motive to prove a first hand confession and paper trail wrong, but I'm the crazy one here. Yeah... Whatever. Don't care what you think of me.
Citten_sl said:
The pictures are years apart. And it's the same person, it's not so riduculous coincidence that the email and name matches up entirely, or the fact he admitted to putting his child in a coma.

I could be wrong about the molestation, but he definetely sexually abused someone.
 

eXarc

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Dude, the Citten situation. I forgot all about that.

That was fucking amazing. Was he banned after that or?
 

Gavinmad

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I think what he was ultimately banned for was making threats against a_skeleton_03's children. Which is funny because I'm the one who posted all the shit. a_skeleton_03 and I were both shit talking him when he came into IRC and started going on about having all these Trex nudes and shit, and we told him to post them or stfu because otherwise nobody cared, or even believed him. We eventually banned him from IRC but a_skeleton_03 noticed a website address or something in his irc address when we banned him that led straight to the parking lot in question, and it even had pictures of the employees.

It was honestly the first time I've ever been successful trying to do something Machiavellian. I floated out these comments about doing tons of meth and abusing and beating my (imaginary) daughter into a coma, and he took them down hook, line, and sinker. He spent hours combing through every post of mine on the forums before finding a post I made where I recommended hookers from the Chicago backpage because, ironically, I didn't want to use the backpage from my own city. He took this to mean I was actually from Chicago, so he dug through the Chicago sex offender list until he found a white guy with the same name as me, and then made this big post connecting all these dots about how I was actually this sex offender from Chicago.

The best part is he did this early in the morning of one of the few days where I was actually away from the computer for most of the day hanging out with a friend. So I came back home and I saw that because I hadn't been around to refute the accusations, people had worked themselves up into a frenzy of believing that I was the dude he posted even though the two pics (he had dug up this ancient and dumb looking PoF pic from 2007 or something) looked absolutely nothing like each other. So I posted a picture of my driver's license and the address on the front of my house, and everyone looked really stupid.

I guess my takeaway from the whole experience was that the majority of the posters on this forum are a bunch of absolute fucking idiots who couldn't chain two logical thoughts together even if you spelled them out in crayon.
 

McShrimp

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I do tons of meth and beat my daughter into a coma, and I was a sex offender from Chicago. I posted a picture of my driver's license and looked really stupid.

I post in crayon.
Seems legit.

Also, this:
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Kaige

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Worfs and Picards.


That thread in the SS Hall of Fame with the crazy upstairs neighbor lady.
 

wamphyr

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I loved the "Request Photoshop" thread, where a guy wanted a Valentine Card photoshopped or something like that and it ended up with American Inventor dicks, face huggers and other retarded stuff. Hall of Fame with only 2 or 3 pages.
Lol, yes, that was me
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I ended up getting married to that girl, and we have two wonderful daughters.
 

Hoss

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I thought goliath killed himself.

I was never on foh, but even I read the sam deathwalker thread.
 

Gavinmad

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I thought goliath killed himself.

I was never on foh, but even I read the sam deathwalker thread.
Naw, that was Jerle. I'd feel bad if Goliath killed him/herself whatever he/she is by now, but Jerle was a terrible human being and no major loss to the human race, tranny or not.
 
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