Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)

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Big Phoenix

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Wonder when the guy will have to slow down. Dude is 53 years old but looks 40. Maybe Xenu has the secrets to stop aging?
 

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Malkav

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Watched it yesterday, it was fun.

And god, the british chick was hot.

Loved it when
the bad guy got trapped in the box at the end, after Ethan told him "I will put you in a box" a few moments before. That was quite litteral.
 
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we've known it's been in the works for a while. this was the reason why justice league had to cgi superman's mustache out, as he was already under contract with MI-6.
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Loser Araysar

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It's hard to describe just what a stupid piece of shit this movie is.
 
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DickTrickle

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I found this film weak, especially narratively. The villain was almost nothing. It felt like it was just a bunch of set pieces put together.
 

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I found this film weak, especially narratively. The villain was almost nothing. It felt like it was just a bunch of set pieces put together.

The ending where they magically put him in a bulletproof box that they set up exactly in that 1 place was the retard cherry on the moron sundae. Everyone using dart guns in thr Prime Minister scene was pretty fucking retarded too
 
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Deathwing

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If you're expecting more out of these films than some rich guy wanting to do cool stunts and set pieces, that's on you, not the film.
 

Xarpolis

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I'm not looking at the movie as a well-written masterpiece. Mission Impossible is an ACTION MOVIE, and it works as that. Those motorcycle scenes were incredible.
 

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Mission Impossible is an ACTION MOVIE, and it works as that.

It absolutely does not because the action is laughable and preposterous. Swimming to replace giant novelty ID cards in an underwater fault while having a giant color coded oxygen meter on your forearm so your 72 IQ audience can follow the laughable barebones plot?? Its nonsense.

Those motorcycle scenes were incredible.

I thought they were pretty boring. I say this as a motorcycle rider myself.