Why is this movie so shit thread

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the abyss: special edition
 
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spronk

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you're just listing movies, not explaining why they are shit
 
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ohkcrlho

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Prometheus - doesn't need any explanation. Plus Araysar.
Prequels - Midichlorians.
Max Payne - how to completely fuck one of the best video games story.
AVP - pg13.
AVPR- like the first wasnt already bad, they gave us an even worse sequel.
 
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I watched The Legend of Tarzan (2016) - IMDb because of the cast mainly, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The editing was jarring multiple times, the story was barely held together and when Tarzan held his own against a massive gorilla in a fist fight and then stitched his wounds using ants we checked out entirely.
 

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I watched The Legend of Tarzan (2016) - IMDb because of the cast mainly, one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The editing was jarring multiple times, the story was barely held together and when Tarzan held his own against a massive gorilla in a fist fight and then stitched his wounds using ants we checked out entirely.
I was disappointed by the fact that there was essentially no dozen female gorilla nudity or nipple action. .
 

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Interstellar was utter horseshit. Plot holes everywhere and a musical score that was so out of synch with the on screen action that i thought they had stuck on the wrong track.
 
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ohkcrlho

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Interstellar was utter horseshit. Plot holes everywhere and a musical score that was so out of synch with the on screen action that i thought they had stuck on the wrong track.
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