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Yes indeed

Rio 2016's record-breaking haul: 42 condoms per athlete

Seventeen days, 10,500 athletes, 33 venues, and 450,000 condoms. That’s how many camisinhas (little shirts in Brazilian slang) are being supplied by the International Olympics Committee for the 2016 Rio Summer Games. Forty-two per athlete, to be specific, which, even by Olympic standards, is a hell of a lot

Makes you wonder how many genetically superior alpha children are aborted every 4 yrs.
 
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Gavinmad

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Or maybe there are just fewer people rawdogging it because it's Rio. Maybe even some people double wrapping that shit.
 
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People don't wanna' catch that Zika.
 
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Makes you wonder how many genetically superior alpha children are aborted every 4 yrs.

You take that fast American Inventor the bolt guy and then breed him with that makarova chick.

Then you take Phelps and breed him with Hope Solo.

Then you take their children and breed them together and bam you got your self a Gold Chocobo
 
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Shit any time I am forced to go to Wisconsin or Minnesota first thing do off the plane is buy a Camo John Deere trucker cap. Wearing one is as magical as Mormon underwear round those parts.

Get one of these and throw a subdued US flag patch on it and people will even buy you drinks! :p
 
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Fuck yeah, De Grasse gets silver in the 200m. Nice to see a Canadian back on the podium for the big sprint events. Been 20 years since Bailey was kicking ass. Need to import more Jamaicans.

De Grasse's ability to maintain his top speed through the latter half of races is pretty impressive. If he can get a bit more explosive out of the blocks he could well be the next dominant sprinter for the next couple games.
 
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Personally when I catch someone letting their dog piss on my lawn at night, the first thing I do is take their watch or other jewelry they are wearing to cover the damages.

All he's gotta say is they went out and had a few drinks and couldn't find a bathroom, let alone a safe one to use.
 
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PENAL CODE CHAPTER 28. ARSON, CRIMINAL MISCHIEF, AND OTHER PROPERTY DAMAGE OR DESTRUCTION

They also threw rocks, which is enough. $100 or more in damage is all it takes for it to be legal without exception, as long as it happens at night. It can be legal for less than that too but then there's exceptions that apply. Sure, you risk running afoul of whatever the opposite of jury nullification is called but on paper, it's legal.

Texas is the state where a guy who shot a hooker that tried to walk out without blowing him got off for it because killing someone over minor property crimes is perfectly legal.

The security guard only extorted $50 from them though, so the damage was probably like $10.

Who on this board has advocated shooting people for minor property crimes you fucking retard? And what qualifies as "so many people on this board"? Lochte and his crew are fucking idiots but you're even stupider for thinking people are getting gunned down in the streets for going pee pee.

Are you arguing a technicality that we haven't discussed it yet on this board?
 
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Soygen

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Shit, why abort? Could make a lot of money selling it.
The place is ground zero for Zika. Nobody wants some shrunken head baby who can swim a quick 100 meter.
 
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AladainAF

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In america you make false rape allegations you ruin anothers life and get invited to the state of the union by the president. In brazil, you lie about a robbery that doesn't happen and you face 3 years in prison and no one is hurt as a result.

'murica, fuck ya
 
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