The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread
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meh keg likes to force the issue so they give him a vacation, it's a lotta work being keg, even he needs a break once in a while.
his target calling for troll barrages will be missed.
Eomer
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BA in psychology, with distinction. She's done a fair amount of research and clinical work since graduating a couple years ago, some paid and some not and is also finishing up a paper she hopes to have published. I'd imagine she'll find something related to her field, but it might take awhile. Luckily the job market is very tight here. She said she'd already found 10-15 openings that were in her field, mostly working for the government or related health agencies. We'll see I guess. I'm not a fan of underwaterbasketweaving degrees either.
I got a haircut today at a beauty school that charges $5 for a student to cut your hair. The girl was cute and I was friendly with her but didn't really flirt or anything. When she was done she gave me a generic card for the beauty school with her name written on it. When I got home I realized her phone number was on the back.
Poll: Client fishing for after she graduates, or she wants little Dabamf?
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Poll: Client fishing for after she graduates, or she wants little Dabamf?
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Please PM me a pic. I promise I won't send it to anyone, and I promise (I do not promise) I will not masturbate to it
For every time you do not masturbate to the picture, I will masturbate 3 times.
Kirun
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I'm going with client. I've yet to have a female hairdresser who hasn't come on extremely strong. Of the 3 I've tried messing with, all were just looking for a future client/better tip.
TheBeagle
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God damnit man. Don't you know that dumb art chicks give the best blow jobs? Why do you hate vagina?
I 'dated' a chick a couple weeks ago that was getting her Masters, (MFA?) in Sculpture, whatever the fuck that is. We did the typical back and forth internet exchange for a couple days before meeting up. When we did meet, it was in the science library's basement at my school where they keep the all archived periodicals and this crazy bitch commenced to giving me the best BBBJ I ever did have. Turned out she was fucking insane, but still...I got laid in the fucking library.
Having dated a buncha chicks in Art Depts. Sculptors are whacky, but to really see the needle pegged for bat shit crazy, head on over to Fiber Arts. They literally are the proverbial Basket Weavers. One of em took me home started getting down to it and her face suddenly changed. I asked 'something wrong', she said "I'm a Cat" made a purring sound, dragged her nails over me and used her toes as 'claws' to grab my unit. It took all my will as a man to maintain an erection and not laugh my fucking ass off. Goes without saying I banged her and make a quick escape as soon as she nodded out.
Chris
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The EXACT same thing happened to me yesterday, but she was twice my age and obese.
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In college I had a crush on a ceramic sculptor or whatever it's called. She made plates and bowls. I knew her from when I was younger, and she was a couple of years older. I'd always stroll through the arts building looking for her and say Hi and talk to her briefly. It was before I had any balls whatsoever. Anyway I never did anything. Turns out she was a lesbian, I had no idea, and she ended up moving to some lesbian part of a hippy city in Texas (Austin?) I bet she had a really pretty pussy, and I bet she sculpts the most magnificent dicks to fuck her and her partner with.
All you need to do is marry and knock her up within the next two weeks and you'll be on Tarrent's road to happiness