First World Problems

Porkchop

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My local Arby's has stopped serving breakfast... Need to find a new source of Ham and Swiss Croissants
So sorry for your loss. Burger King is my go to for croissants. Second place is the local doughnut shops, they usually have those microwave ones.
 
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Siliconemelons

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They put in a new fancy osmosis water tap at the office, but the water doesn`t come out room temperature, only cold. FMFL.
They took the lever-hose from the huge awesome filter that supplies our break rooms industrial clear ice maker that we used for water off with no warning... then eventually they put one of those water bottle fillers that's stuck on top of a waterfountian as a replacement- and it's about 25 paces down the hall from the ice machine! And now to get both!!!.... 1st world rustled...
 
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Kreugen

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Yawning so hard my stomach aches and my jaw is popping.

Related, didn't get home from Chris Cornell's show until midnight and I was both drunk and far too awake.

Now that I'm work I'm just drunk and tired.
 
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Conefed

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Sounds from change in road surface momentarily made me worry about my tires
 
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Quineloe

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So sorry for your loss. Burger King is my go to for croissants. Second place is the local doughnut shops, they usually have those microwave ones.
... you get your croissants from Burger King or a microwave?

Have you considered eating out of the dumpster entirely and save money that way?
 
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Joeboo

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Taco Bell has too many things on the goddamn menu.

Edit:

Taco Bell did not give me any fucking sauce.
Sorry about that, i think my local Taco Bell uses so many sauce packets that it creates a shortage for others. I often order the chalupa combo (2 chalupas an a crunchy taco) and they typically give me 8-12 sauce packets for my 3 items. I have an entire kitchen drawer at home stiffed with extra fire sauce packets.
 
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Mist

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Fire Sauce is at least 20% of the reason to go to Taco Bell.
 
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Taloo_sl

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Bought pants at Express while I was visiting my home town yesterday and I'm a different size in that cut. Went to exchange them today and the local store is a factory outlet. So I have to wait a couple weeks to exchange pants I didn't need and wasn't going to wear anyway.

Also had a service done on my work truck while I visited with old coworkers. Wrote myself up, pulled it in, taught my techs to do the service because I'm somehow the only person who knew how, and pulled my truck around. Mother fuckers what did I even pay you to do! I miss those retards but fuck that job.
 
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At the airport entirely too early and it's impossible to find a bagel with hummus, had to settle for a burger instead since they were the only place open.
 
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Kreugen

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I injured myself on the 4th.

I was peeling the protective plastic off a bottle of mustard and somehow bent my thumbnail backwards. It's halfway black and amazingly painful.
 
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Siliconemelons

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I injured myself on the 4th.

I was peeling the protective plastic off a bottle of mustard and somehow bent my thumbnail backwards. It's halfway black and amazingly painful.
You made me hurt reading this, damn those are the worst!
 
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Void

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Not sure where this belongs, but this seemed like a good enough place.

Apparently there is a subset of porn where an assailant drugs an unsuspecting woman (all fake I'm assuming, but in Russia who knows!) and then has his way with her. That's weird/creepy enough, right? But there is a sub-subset of that porn where the dudes don't even rape them, they just carry them around and lay them out and pose them and shit. And then carry them around some more. Maybe play with their feet or stockings a little, but generally no genitals are involved. What. The. Fuck? It is literally called something like carry porn. Is that really how some dudes get off? I kind of get the fake rape thing, even though it is questionable in nature, because at least the goal is fucking. But to chloroform a chick just so you can carry her around??

(You can thank Motherless.com for this revelation.)

I don't get it.
 
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Lejina

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I don't give two shit about hummus, but I have to say that bagel story was definitively a first world problem.

Viewed from a different angle, hipsters are also a first world problem.
 
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chthonic-anemos

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Not sure where this belongs, but this seemed like a good enough place.

Apparently there is a subset of porn where an assailant drugs an unsuspecting woman (all fake I'm assuming, but in Russia who knows!) and then has his way with her. That's weird/creepy enough, right? But there is a sub-subset of that porn where the dudes don't even rape them, they just carry them around and lay them out and pose them and shit. And then carry them around some more. Maybe play with their feet or stockings a little, but generally no genitals are involved. What. The. Fuck? It is literally called something like carry porn. Is that really how some dudes get off? I kind of get the fake rape thing, even though it is questionable in nature, because at least the goal is fucking. But to chloroform a chick just so you can carry her around??

(You can thank Motherless.com for this revelation.)

I don't get it.
Motherless is scary
 
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