Can you touch your toes?

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Can you touch your toes?

  • Yes And I can hold them

    Votes: 66 51.6%
  • Yes, in a violent muscle tearing lunge

    Votes: 13 10.2%
  • No, because I'm fat

    Votes: 8 6.3%
  • No, because I'm inflexible

    Votes: 27 21.1%
  • No, because I ain't got no laygs.

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Something about dicks

    Votes: 13 10.2%

  • Total voters
    128

Szlia

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I am cursed with terrible flexibility :( I am pretty disciplined with my stretching exercises too, but touching my toes with straight legs and feet together is probably never going to happen.
 
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Lleauaric

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I gotta stretch my hamstrings every day. I have really good hip flexibility, and can sit all day like an asian, but my hammies get tight easily. I find a stretch log or a lacrosse ball really good for working mobility.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Yes: seated on the floor, legs straight and flat to ground, feet togrther I can put my forehead to my knees and reaching out, hold my feet.
Yes: standing bent over, legs straight and together, even in the heels I am wearing today, can hold my palms on the floor.
I can't do splits though...good glutes and lateral hip and thigh muscles but really tight adductors.
 
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Soygen

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Can you guys touch your penises with your hands? Post pics.

This should be in screenshots,P.
 
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Tim

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I'm 6' tall and I Can put my palms flat on the floor. Im not very flexible, I just have short legs.

The people who are in OK shape but can't may just have long legs for their height.

Either that or they are just fatties.
 
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Swagdaddy

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can confirm at "73 inches i wear like a 33 length if i can find it but usually have to settle for 32

with a torso like that im sure you would be a beast swimmer
 
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Nija

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Bros, come on. Start in on this if you can't touch your fucking toes.

 
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Swagdaddy

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Bros, come on. Start in on this if you can't touch your fucking toes.


+1 for this I had Iliotibial Band Syndrome problems that were almost exclusively caused by poor flexibility in my lower body
 
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Xarpolis

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I'm extremely flexible, but toe touching isn't on the list.

I can get into "full lotus" position without using my hands. (Indian style with feet on top instead of on bottom)
I can hold hands behind my back (like this picture shows)
cow-face-arms1.jpg


While sitting indian style or full lotus on the floor, I can bend my waste and touch my face to the floor.

All that, but nada for toe touching. My hamstrings are so tight that my feet don't even point straight unless I'm consciously aware of it. I walk duck footed. My feet come together and make a V at the heels.
Laying down on my back, my feet don't even stick up in the air. They both comfortable roll to the side, making my body into a T shape.

Oh, while my legs are both together (laying or sitting in a chair with my legs straight), I can do really sharp knife edges on my ankle and touch the bottoms of my feet together.

I can also roll my feet from the standard V of my duck walk all the way to a /\. Really flexible hips.
 
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Swagdaddy

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I'm pretty flexible and I have zero chance at that behind the back pose

#LATS4DAYZ
 
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ShakyJake

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SHOULD everyone be able to touch their toes or is it impossible for some (sans people with deformities or missing limbs)?

I exercise 3-4 times a week and do pre-workout stretches. Been doing this for years and I have never gotten any closer to touching my toes.
 
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Swagdaddy

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idk i was in amazing shape when I was getting the t band injuries, i was stretching but not stretching the specific shit my personal biomechanics needed
 
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iannis

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There was a birthday party my brother went to and they hired Bridget the midget, apparently they have no mobility and to get her dollars she had to flop down on the floor and sweep them into a pile with her body.

This thread made me laugh, but then this post made me sad.

10/10 it covers all the emotions.

Something about dicks.
 
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