Can you think of a topic we can discuss without derailing into butt fucking?

If we discuss buttfucking then obviously the thread can't be derailed into talking about buttfucking.

So the enema kit. Do you just leave it next to the toilet with a tube of k-y and assume she's going to get the hint? Or do you keep some vaseline next to the bed so that during sexytime you can dip your thumb in it and give her the old slick goose?

Or do you just go in dry? That's cruel, man.

Do you whisper into her butthole before hand, trying to make the turds feel safe? So that they won't run away.

When she shits the bed do you pull her hair and laugh and say, "You really shit the bed on this one!"

Your lack of avatar triggers me, iannis . IA means 'nothing abnormal' in my daily work. Sheeeeiiiiiit.

Don't you think butt sex is gay?

Never done it and would be worried about the sexuality of a partner who suggested it.

trex said:

Don't you think butt sex is gay?

Never done it and would be worried about the sexuality of a partner who suggested it.

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@tyen
Prenup?

trex said:

Don't you think butt sex is gay?

Never done it and would be worried about the sexuality of a partner who suggested it.

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Don't you think jerkin it is kind of gay too? Touching a dick and stuff?

Big Flex said:

Watch this

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Can't see on eyepad?

Izo said:

Can't see on eyepad?

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Believe me, this is for the best.