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comcast dropping every 5-10 minutes after being down for 6 hours today

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Sludig

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~40 miles and an hour each way on highways usually for work. This video brings a tear to my eye. Too bad despite saying CO is stricter law, it also isn't enforced. I25 north side of state in afternoons regularly is crawling at idle speed.

 
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Araxen

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How do people not know to not to linger in the left lane. It's maddening and the law here in Illinois isn't enforced at all.
 
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Arative

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How do people not know to not to linger in the left lane. It's maddening and the law here in Illinois isn't enforced at all.

People are dumbasses. Happens all the time in Missouri. A lot of people drive 60 to 65 in the left lane. Rustles my jimmies hard.
 
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k^M

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How do people not know to not to linger in the left lane. It's maddening and the law here in Illinois isn't enforced at all.

I like driving in the left lane even when there's no traffic at all, think it's because it's easier for me to see the space between the edge of my car and the edge of the road though.

That said, I prefer driving in the left lane 15-20 miles over the speed limit (at least on interstates) so FU truck up my ass while I'm already going 95
 
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Sylas

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no fuck you slow ass accident causing piece of shit, get your ass over in the right lane.

You are not the police. It is not your responsibility to deter the speed of other drivers.

It doesn't matter how fast you are going. If someone is going faster than you, get the fuck out of their way.

We need to invest in spring loaded median walls that automatically detect faggots like you impeding the flow of traffic and as soon as someone comes up behind them traveling faster, the wall should slam your ass Willie Coyote style ACME rocket in to the right lane. Until then, road rage shotgun to the face should be made legal for idiots like you.

this topic is my #1 jimmy rustled

My rage at this topic has been exacerbated by the fact that i've been stuck in japan for 3 years driving behind these motherfuckers max speed 30km (18MPH!) on every goddamn road and they are all narrow ass single lanes making random stops turns no signaling bitches.
 
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Izo

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It's illigal to make right pass here in heavy traffic / high ways. Which makes lingers that much more annoying.
 
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Sludig

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Fortunately, passing on the right seems to be enforced just as much as lingering in left lane here. I don't like the ricers trying to fast and furious it up with dangerous close passes from lane 1 to 3 between 4 cars in a split second. But if it's wide open, I sure as hell will use it. (Being aware of folk that might be about to merge right without looking and incoming off highway traffic)
 
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Axlrose

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My older neighborhood has sidewalks. A few years ago, I noticed with the small addition of Muslim neighbors, the women would walk along the curb late in the evening. Then I noticed joggers and walkers (not the undead kind, yet) wandering all over the streets at various times of the day. Then the classic one I saw recently was some idiot pushing his baby stroller right down the middle of the street! If these fools are going to halt casual traffic by playing in the streets, then I will really consider driving down the sidewalks!
 
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Gnomedolf

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Got pulled over today by a cop who had her car parked on the side of the road. She said I didn't slow down enough before going past her. Must be end of month quota time. She gave me a warning due to my exemplary driving record.
 
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trex

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What about when you're SO drives like a fucking retard.

Gets in the far right lane (the one that's moving the slowest) because our exit is coming up. FFS Siri says it's in 2.5 miles. Rage. Maximum Jimmie rustle.
 
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RobXIII

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Some of the 2 lane roads around me are worn to hell on the right lane, from all the overweight truckers. I'll drive in the left lane then, but I'm paranoid about being 'that guy' so I'll get over when I see anything in my rear view.
 
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Sludig

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What about when you're SO drives like a fucking retard.

Gets in the far right lane (the one that's moving the slowest) because our exit is coming up. FFS Siri says it's in 2.5 miles. Rage. Maximum Jimmie rustle.

No, so you want to be the dumb bitch nearly causing accidents frantically trying to get over in the last 200yards.

Bet your foot is also on the gas in general right up untill you are on the brakes. No concept of coasting to a red light or exit.
 
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trex

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No, so you want to be the dumb bitch nearly causing accidents frantically trying to get over in the last 200yards.

Bet your foot is also on the gas in general right up untill you are on the brakes. No concept of coasting to a red light or exit.

No. We have to move over at least 2 lanes (to the left) when we get on the highway or we'll end up in forced exit lanes. Then we have to go back in a new right lane to get to our exit 5+ miles down the road. This lane gets very clogged. My SO will coast this lane (therefore making it further clogged) when he could move into 2 of the other lanes for quite a while.

Or people who think they're being a good guy by not practicing zipper merging correctly. Fuck those people too. I want scrape my teeth up and down their cock.
 
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Free shipping Amazon taking fucking weeks to get an order out the door when they say it's in stock. 10 days of "preparing to ship" is bullshit. I ain't paying your over priced next day fee so you can fly to Mars BEZOS!!! Asshole!
 
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Sludig

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No. We have to move over at least 2 lanes (to the left) when we get on the highway or we'll end up in forced exit lanes. Then we have to go back in a new right lane to get to our exit 5+ miles down the road. This lane gets very clogged. My SO will coast this lane (therefore making it further clogged) when he could move into 2 of the other lanes for quite a while.

Or people who think they're being a good guy by not practicing zipper merging correctly. Fuck those people too. I want scrape my teeth up and down their cock.
On lights that go from 2 lanes to 1 after light. My wife and her family insist the merging lane is the asshole lane. Caused at least o e bad fight about it driving somewhere toghether. Wonders why she constantly gets cut off and other mishaps. I have maybe one i can recall a week...
 
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trex

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On lights that go from 2 lanes to 1 after light. My wife and her family insist the merging lane is the asshole lane. Caused at least o e bad fight about it driving somewhere toghether. Wonders why she constantly gets cut off and other mishaps. I have maybe one i can recall a week...

Fucking idiots. Tyen is always letting people in, slowing down when someone one lane over, 5' in front of us puts on their turn signal, pausing to let people take right turns into the lane that were driving in, letting people go first when it's his turn at a stop sign. FFS, they don't know what you're doing because you're not following the rules! He tells me he's "just being nice". I actually scream at him in front of the children because he doesn't know how to drive.

Once, and I am not even fucking kidding, his mother told me Tyen was a good driver because he drove from Boston to Portland without sleeping. BECAUSE HE DROVE FROM BOSTON TO PORTLAND WITHOUT SLEEPING. Also, he got in a car accident in highschool and in order to be a good driver you have to at least get in a car accident once. IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD DRIVER YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT ONCE.

He doesn't read this thread so whatever, but god damn. Steam is coming out of my ears as I write this.
 
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trex

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Just imagine yourself being like, "I've got to get over". Then imagine the person right next to you slowing down and continuing to hit the breaks. Would you think, "hey sweet, this guys letting me in."? No. You wouldn't.

You turn your blinker on and then look for the opportune moment to move in, not wait for the rest of the drivers to cater to your needs. :mad:

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
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Axlrose

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Here in Chi-town, I have seen people make a left or right hand turn three lanes over right in front of traffic. That is, a six land stretch of road and there they go from the farthest lane away...
 
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