When was the last time you had sex?

Jozu

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You guys ever had pussy that smelled like a hamptser cage? Ill never forget that smell, every time I go to a pet store n walk by hampsters i smell it n it brings back memories.

Its certainly not a pleasant odor but it wasnt horrendous, perhaps its like the 1st stage of pussy stink?

Im thinking it goes something like...
-Hampster cage is lvl 1
-Low tide lvl 2
-Dumpster juice lvl 3?
 
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Cad

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Last night. And gonna be tonight too if the wife will hurry up so we can go to this party for a while.
 
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Jozu

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Like, cedar chips? What are we talking here.

Not so much a clean hampster cage but one thats in need of some maintenance. More like a stale piss smell mixed with a hint of sweat maybe?
 
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Jozu

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I had to work at 6 am this morning, 12 hour shift...on 3 hrs sleep after working 24 in 48 the two days prior. I was a castmember for the walking dead at 5 am...until my girl woke up and randomly fucked me before i had to leave.

A clean, pre-sunrise nut is better than a cup of coffee.
 
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Slyminxy

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Well, it was pretty casual. My girlfriend and I are spending our weekends down at her mothers place that is unused and overgrown, we still sleep in separate beds, but it's a bed, not a couch like at home. So when she comes to cuddle in the morning, we can actually upgrade it to sex.