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trex

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Be nice, guys. At least after two kids Trex's titties might no longer be so wide and flat the double sided tape strains to hold up that highlighter. Would have been like feeling up an upside down plate.

Prob pretty nice now, though, if all milked up. And may as well show them off soon before they're deflated and cause hollow breast syndrome and the stretch marks get all wrinkly and they swing around like grapefruits in old gym socks.

So, yeah, show us your tits now, before they're too unbearable for even a bunch of nerds on these forums. Or get a boob job, but your beak should probably be the priority for plastic surgery.

I turned 26 last week. Body suffered no harm. I think my nips are bigger now though. They're probably just as wide...when you are an enormously tall woman shit like that just happens. Hips giant. Legs giant. Feet giant. Rib cage giant. Shoulders giant. Hands giant.

Don't be jelly I got A+ body genes and you're a walking Type II Diabetes add.
 
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Chukzombi

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I turned 26 last week. Body suffered no harm. I think my nips are bigger now though. They're probably just as wide...when you are an enormously tall woman shit like that just happens. Hips giant. Legs giant. Feet giant. Rib cage giant. Shoulders giant. Hands giant.

Don't be jelly I got A+ body genes and you're a walking Type II Diabetes add.
tall girls with big adams apples, no thanks. :p although i did start up stranger things. thanks for the motivation!
 
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Lithose

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@chaos This was the other tranny, right? Goliath or some such? Offed him/herself?
Goliath

Yeah, Goliath fucked off to London and was guilt tripping blue hairs into sleeping with him so they could be more progressive, because they'd be "trans lesbian". I have to say--dude was ahead of the curve in terms of seeing that coming.
 
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trex

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tall girls with big adams apples, no thanks. :p although i did start up stranger things. thanks for the motivation!

Looked in the mirror to double check. No Adam's apple found you loser
 
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trex

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neck pics or gtfo? :eek:

Please. My neck is pure perfection and you nerds will be like,

"EW! Is that a freckle?"
"I fucking hate freckles on necks!"
"Do you see that shadow? What is with that shadow?!"
"Barf"
"0/10 would not kiss"
"Obv swallowed tons of cum"

Homos.
 
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zombiewizardhawk

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@Johnny53
Johnny53 - the trophy wife. Johnny will tell you why he went with street walkers for 4 years instead of this beauty.

I still don't understand how he expects to pass this off as his wife while also posting that other pic of a chick that looks literally nothing like that in his house after his wife went all cookoo for the cockoo in his story.
 
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trex

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Will give neck pics if we can confirm Erronious is female
 
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a_skeleton_03

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Will give neck pics if we can confirm Erronious is female
Where is my milking video?

Board certified lactation specialist friend said you should be able to squeeze out 4 oz within 20 minutes without any problem.
 
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Erronius

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Will give neck pics if we can confirm Erronious is female

Have you not seen any of my post history where I get randomly triggered and write umpteen lengthy posts arguing over minor shit? People thinking I'm a dude is, in Trexx speak, #Totesadorbs

I also linked an old pic of me to a bunch of the old Mods years ago in IRC. Not sure if they remember or not. @Soygen @Tuco @Falstaff

Can't think of who else would have seen it though. Maybe Sean and....well, and Jeffelys, LOL.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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Big Ern IRL

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Erronius

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I had forgotten about this stuff, too. LOL at "u r a chink cunt", shit was top kek

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