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Well gals and gents it's time once again for the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!
Before we get started I have a special announcement to share with you. As a result of the jaw dropping success of our premier, the suits here at the RE² Network have decided to add a mid-week episode to the schedule. That's right, twice the pleasure and double the fun.
And to mark this first week of our expanded schedule we've decided to indulge in one of the time-honored traditions of game shows; the theme week. For the next two rounds all of our celebrity participants will be reprising the roles that made them immortals in the realm of geekdom. But before we introduce our celebrities let's go over the rules for our players.
There are 10 individually numbered holes to choose from and behind each an eager, inviting mouth belonging to one of this weeks celebrity participants awaits. All you have to do is decide into which hole you'll insert your schlong and enter your selection in the poll above.
After the poll has closed on Wednesday I will announce which celebrities match up with which holes, the order being determined by the Randomotron-5000. At that point your selections will be locked in and it will up to each man to see if he can go the distance.
So without any further ado let's meet this weeks celebrity participants, in no particular order:
On leave from her duties in the 25th century it's Colonel Wilma Deering!
She's grown tired of The Merovingian's little games so she's decided to give our's a try, say hello to Persephone!
Next is a man who knows how to lock in a photon torpedo. Ohhhh my it's Mr. Sulu!
Hurry up and find that multipass because she wants it, she needs it. Let's hear it for Leeloo!
Yes you know that laugh. It's annoying. You hate it. So what are ya gonna do about it? It's Chewbacca Mom!
He's the Tri-Lamb who always tries the hardest, give it up for Lewis Sklonick!
She's an all night working girl with plenty of experience handling a boa, it's Santanico Pandemonium!
She's the beauty brought to you by Skynet, just don't tell her your last name is Connor. Let's hear it for the T-X!
He's here to commence Operation Vacu-Suck one more time, he's Dark Helmet !!!
And of course our Mystery Celebrity.
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