90 Day Fiancé

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Xarpolis

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Title: 90 Day Fiancé

Genre: Reality

First aired: 2014-01-12

Overview: Getting through customs is just the beginning. With just 90 days to wed on a fiancé visa, follow international couples as they attempt to overcome cultural barriers and family drama while in search of true love that knows no borders.
 

Xarpolis

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[SERIES][TVPOSTER]View attachment 78817[/TVPOSTER][SERIESWRAP][EPISODENAME]90 Day Fiancé[/EPISODENAME]

Genre: [GENRE]Reality[/GENRE]

First Aired: [RELEASE]2014-01-12[/RELEASE]

Overview: [PLOT]90 Day Fiance offers a never-before-seen look into the world of international dating and matrimony. Using a unique 90-day fiance visa -- the K-1 visa -- four women will travel to the U.S. to live with their overseas fiancés for the first time. The couples must marry before their visas expire in 90 days, or the visiting fiancees have to return home. The women will have to overcome language barriers, culture shock, the stigma of the "mail order bride," and skeptical friends and family -- all with a clock that starts the moment they step foot on U.S. soil. Rolling the dice on a cross-border romance, we discover whether these foreign brides-to-be can find their happily ever after in America.[/PLOT][/SERIESWRAP][/SERIES]

It's a TLC show. Do any of you actually watch it? They're starting season 4 right now. My wife and I get a kick out of this show, and have since it first started. Maybe it makes my wife think of her life a little (even though we didn't use one of those visas, but she was still a Japanese woman marrying an American). Some of them are pure disasters. Some are actually good people.

Great show, very entertaining.
 

Xarpolis

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Fuck, somehow posted this in Gravy's forum, not the TV forum.

Could someone please correct that issue?
 

Cybsled

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I don't watch it, but when I was visiting my parents, they had some episode on where some American guy's fiance was a super hot Columbian woman. then there was some rather unattractive redneck woman with a handsome Moroccan guy fiance and it was super clear he was just using her to get to the U.S....he kept making excuses as to why they couldn't be intimate and then he vanished lol
 

Lanx

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I watched a half a season or two. Got tired of watching weird ass white boys w/ unbelievably hot ethnic women who want nothing more than to play the long con of sucking dik for 10 years, have babies then divorce.

I mean how can white ppl be so dumb? you ugly, the lowest common denominator you all got is an American citizen ship, maybe a decent job to get a bump up, or some savings too (savings is a given, since you actually have to visit your buy a wife in her foreign land), or a house?... jackpot.

I mean I actually know the business, I have family members who have friends or know ppl my same age are currently doing this, my generation. They've been married 3x, twice, falsely for 5 years, each marriage "earning" 50k a year, just to live w/ their new wife/husband (they don't discriminate), and at the end, half a new house (and let's be honest, they don't get half, they get the whole house, cuz no one is gonna sue em for the rest). Third time is their real marriage, cuz well 2x is the max you can get away with it, w/o getting put in jail.
 
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Xarpolis

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There seem to be "some" legit people in the show. Granted, some are incredibly naive white guys, but some are legit. A great example of Legit is from the 2nd season. Amy and Danny. They were great.

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He is from Norristown, PA (a little outside of Philly, but he's a country boy), and she's from South Africa. They have since had a kid, but she's very into him. They didn't meet online or anything. Another legit couple is from season 3. There's a russian chick who's interested in a Mormon guy. He was out doing missionary bullshit in Australia. She happened to be there on vacation, and they met up. They got along great, and now they're getting married. Yes, it could be a con, but she seems too real for that.

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He is absolutely wet behind the ears, but she doesn't give off the manipulative cunt vibe.
 

Lanx

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Of course they have to throw in some "legit" true romance types, but if you're watching this show, you're watching it for these kind of HOLY SHIT
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That good looking goat fucker is trying to breed his own terrorist cell in 30 years, she looks like a baby machine to him.
 

Xarpolis

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Danielle and Mohamed were definitely a failed couple from the start. She was a disaster in every possible way. Fat redneck broke bitch that has no control over anything in her life. Kids and family take advantage of her. She doesn't even move her mouth when speaking. She was disastrous. Severe under-bite and would also cry instantly.

 

Lanx

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Danielle and Mohamed were definitely a failed couple from the start. She was a disaster in every possible way. Fat redneck broke bitch that has no control over anything in her life. Kids and family take advantage of her. She doesn't even move her mouth when speaking. She was disastrous. Severe under-bite and would also cry instantly.

why are these fat ugly white bitches, trying to import Muslim terrorists!!!

Don't these redneck friends go, "He's a goat fucker!!!, he wants to fuck 'MERICA right in the ass!!!"
 

radditsu

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why are these fat ugly white bitches, trying to import Muslim terrorists!!!

Don't these redneck friends go, "He's a goat fucker!!!, he wants to fuck 'MERICA right in the ass!!!"


Because people really want to be loved.
 

Lanx

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Ah this show is great! now that they dedicate half the show w/ followup from the previous season.

Fat Whale and Mohammad are awesome TV!
 

Xarpolis

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Ha, they had an update.




There's another clip that I can't find, but it was her saying that he told people she smelled. And that she peed on him. So she has a stinky squirt cunt. Good for her.
Such an awesome set of clips.
 

hodj

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So basically this show is like watching repeated train crashes with the occasional train actually pulling into the station, surprising everyone?

Sounds great, tbh.
 
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Soygen

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I can't blame Muhammad for dipping. Pork is haram.
 
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Big Phoenix

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I was praying he said he found out he liked dick after he said "we started facing a problem". Dude looks about as straight as a rainbow.
 

McCheese

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I've become addicted to a lot of this TLC garbage TV (My Big Fat Fabulous Life, Married By Mom And Dad, My 600 Pound Life, Love At First Kiss) but this is easily my favorite. I was THIS close to getting married to a girl in Kazakhstan (where I was living at the time), and I was actually looking into the K1 visa, so this show fascinates me.

She doesn't even move her mouth when speaking.

That's cause she's so fat in the face she literally can't move her mouth.
 

TJT

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I've become addicted to a lot of this TLC garbage TV (My Big Fat Fabulous Life, Married By Mom And Dad, My 600 Pound Life, Love At First Kiss) but this is easily my favorite. I was THIS close to getting married to a girl in Kazakhstan (where I was living at the time), and I was actually looking into the K1 visa, so this show fascinates me.

Was this the crazy as fuck Kazakh girl you wrote about awhile back? I might marry this Ukrainian girl. Maybe I should get my own show.
 

Falstaff

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I've become addicted to a lot of this TLC garbage TV (My Big Fat Fabulous Life, Married By Mom And Dad, My 600 Pound Life, Love At First Kiss) but this is easily my favorite. I was THIS close to getting married to a girl in Kazakhstan (where I was living at the time), and I was actually looking into the K1 visa, so this show fascinates me.



That's cause she's so fat in the face she literally can't move her mouth.

Why were you living in Kazakhstan? Is that when you disappeared from here for a few months?
 

Lanx

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You crazy fucks, don't import wives to the US, they only want one thing...

a green card.
 

Xarpolis

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You act like a green card is some holy grail. It isn't. Sure, this country is nice, but it isn't the end all greatest place to ever exist ever.
 
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