Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Pemulis

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It rustles me that your cuck husband allows you to refer to him as Mr. Trex
 
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I'd need to be sedated if I lost my kids.
As your recommended doctor of this forum, it is my suggestion that you should be sedated as soon as possible for the safety of your kids and you.
 
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trex

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As your recommended doctor of this forum, it is my suggestion that you should be sedated as soon as possible for the safety of your kids and you.

Jim burn.

From the times of you rating my posts, it seems you went to my profile page, clicked on all my posts and rated them-- instead of looking through the forum and rating my posts as they show up. Is this possible?
 
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Pemulis

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it also rustles me when people ( chaos chaos ) post in response something said in a thread like 10+ pages ago, completely halting the current conversation going on so we can all go back to whatever he was talking about the last time he read the thread
 
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chaos

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I get paid for every time I qualify a previous statement, not per post. I have the worst lawyer.
 
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Jim Russel

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People who think that "effect is a noun and affect is a verb"

Read a fucking dictionary.
 
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Haus

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Want to know what rustles my now ancient jimmies?

The whole concept of "Artisinal" foods. For instance, take one of my not so secret vices, the hamburger. The minute a place starts saying their "Artisinal" it means they have jacked with shit so severely for the sake of being unique and a "foodie hot spot" that the chances of it no longer tasting like a decent burger skyrocket. For every plus you get like Wagyu beef you get a half dozen crap decisions like "pickles we hand make with the freshest of god know what herb we heard of from Malaysia". And the day I ask for someone to make sure there's a good Aioli on my burger someone should put me out of my obvious misery. And don't get me started on what they do staple foods of southern life like Fried Chicken and Waffles.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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I had a deadline to meet today, I advised my team of the hours I would be available to them, I had my office door opened during those hours and answered numerous questions and assisted them in problem solving. I then closed my door and put my "Please do not disturb " sign on it. It did not work. I did meet my deadline but I was late for a meeting because of the interruptions. Mini rustle.
 
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Conefed

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Off past Monday for three day weekend. As I'm leaving Friday, boss tells me the paper is adding four more pages. Tuesday is layout, which takes hours.
I miraculously get stories done in time. However my stories aren't for my section. I'm still waiting on those. I received the last one at 4pm, shift is typically until 5pm, but I'm salary. Files are broken into parts with nonsensical naming patterns that don't match labels, which takes time to track down. Few things are formatted and I have to do grammatical spot edits (the contributor gets paid more than I do btw.)
Duplicate stories written by different stringers (but commissioned by boss.) Do I block them together to make a theme? Or do I distance them so people are less likely the whole bottle?

Get it all to press at 6:49pm, but have meeting at 7pm.

Today was crash day and cleanup server, casually tinkering a story (I have 5 due Tuesday, but I earned the break). An hour to close, Boss knocks on door, "I need to talk to you about deadlines. We need 4 pages worth of content tomorrow by noon and I need ideas."
I now have three stories to do by noon, in addition to my regularly scheduled meeting with the governor at 1pm.

Boss could have told me ahead of time and I wouldn't have slacked. Boss could have also come in earlier than 3 hours late. (and left 10mins early)

Summary: Disorganized Boss makes life inefficient
 
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Fifey

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just saw an awful video. some fur farms in china skin the animals alive because the fur comes off easier. fucken chinks.
Spoiler Alert : Every burger you eat comes from a dead animal.
 
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Eomer

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Spoiler Alert : Every burger you eat comes from a dead animal.

Spoiler Alert: There's more or less humane ways to raise and slaughter animals.

I love's me some steak. But I think veal's pretty terrible, for example.
 
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trex

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Spoiler Alert: There's more or less humane ways to raise and slaughter animals.

I love's me some steak. But I think veal's pretty terrible, for example.

Confirmed Canadian. Do you apologize to your steak before you eat it? Do you send a thank you letter to the cow's butcher?
 
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