The Fast Food Thread

LiquidDeath

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Proper way to order Little Caesars pizza is bacon with extra sauce and we'll done. Also, ask for their in store parmesan cheese. It is saltier than normal parmesan and just awesome.
 

trex

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I think the middle of the pizza is biggest factor. If it's soggy and floppy in the middle it sucks. Middle like the center of the circle. Evenly cooked and even distribution of topping. Also if pepperoni, the pepperoni has to be crispy.

Pot pie was meh. I think double meh because I was starving and still didn't really love it...I don't like shredded chicken, I prefer it to be cubed. Carrots were too big. Crust was really good. I also like my pot pies to be kind of soupy in the middle, this seemed more like a lot of ingredients tossed in light sauce. The mashed potatoes were too smooth too. I don't know, but they don't seem like real potatoes. They're probably just like instant potatoes you mix with water. I also think I just don't like KFC.
 

Conefed

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I'm an extra sauce pizza guy. I want to drink my bites.

With that said, I tried Pizza Hut extra garlic sauce pepperoni and it was hard fail. the sauce was.. like ricotta or cottage cheese with a hint of congeal. The rest was piping hot.
The garlic knots were A+ but when cooled off, as in the ones I didn't eat in the car but as soon as I got home, C

Garlic Parm Pepperoni, extra sauce 2/10
Garlic Knots 8/10; 5/10


Edit: serenity. hate to block a foodbro but bananahate is strong
 

Lenas

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I've had a whopperito and lived to tell the tale. It's pretty good, exactly what you expect but the ketchup and mayo is replaced by a taco seasoning cheese sauce. Every bite is kinda like the center of the burger since it's all jumbled up in there.

Worth trying once but probably won't make it into my rotation. I just prefer the ketchup.
 

joz123

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Had 5 dollar fillup 3 strip meal at kfc for dinner. Will not get again. Chicken was stringy and yellow, dude forgot to give me dipping sauces in bag. Will stick to the famous bowl.
 
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Ritley

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Popeyes has the better chicken strips, but some cities only have them in ghettos.

Plus the spicy chicken poboy is pretty good. I swear though every one I have been to seems to have incompetent management. They are always out of something. One time it was chicken.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Soygen

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That lady doesn't nearly look fat or black enough to trust her fried chicken.
 
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Noodleface

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We had pizza Sunday and then I wanted pizza last night for dinner and my wife said we needed a break from pizza

Do I divorce?
 
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Erronius

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You need a Go Chicken Go

A few people I know just like to get an entire box of gizzards

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TrollfaceDeux

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nice! I thought I was the only cheap fuck who would eat gizzard. Didn't know there was an entire business built around it.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Light sauce, a lot of sauce, cheese, no cheese, toppings, it all doesn't matter. All pizza tastes the same.

Seriously, though the amount of sauce that should be put on a pizza is directly correlated to which toppings you have. Ricotta, mozz and olive oil, lots of sauce (if you even chose to do the pizza with sauce, it is also good "white").
 

Mrs. Gravy

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Had the DQ 5 buck lunch with the chicken strips because sometimes a girl just wants some gravy......and ice cream.
 
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Noodleface

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That makes me sad because even though you're talking about edible gravy, it reminded me of our favorite black poster