The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 4

Royal · Sep 10, 2016

It's time once again for the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!

Well gals and gents the way it's played is pretty simple. There are 10 individually numbered holes to choose from and behind each a moist oralfice belonging to one of this weeks celebrity participants awaits. All you have to do is decide into which hole you'll deliver your baloney pony and enter your selection in the poll above.

After the poll has closed on Wednesday I will announce which celebrities match up with which holes, the order being determined by the Randomotron-5000. At that point your selections will be locked in and it will up to each man to see if he can go the distance.

So without any further ado let's meet this weeks celebrity participants, in no particular order:

Grace Park

Flavor Flav

Angie Harmon

Lena Dunham

Gary Busey

Bianca Beauchamp

Jeff Dunham with Bubba J

Charlize Theron

Kevin Jonas

And our Mystery Celebrity

TheRealMikey · Sep 10, 2016

IF it'd hvae been Walter, I'd have went w/ Jeff Dunham. Bubba J doesn't do ti for me.

Vanderhoof · Sep 10, 2016

#2, lock it in.

Feanor · Sep 10, 2016

Shit is getting too real around here. With Flava Flav and Lena Dunham on the plate I don't know if I can bear losing once again. I'm going with Vander's insider trading this time.

zombiewizardhawk · Sep 10, 2016

#1 for me again, anyone but gary busey will be considered a victory in my eyes (he would probably bite)...

The big win for me would be Angie Harmon (unless the mystery celeb beats her out but since it was Kate Beckinsale last round i'm not holding my breath)

Vanderhoof · Sep 10, 2016

This is a bad week for blow job speculators. Based on previous outcomes, it looks like there is about a 40% chance of getting a big payday and approximately 56% chance of at least being blown by a woman, compared to 70% in previous weeks. If you are not a risk adverse investor, this could be a good week for you. History has taught us this is a bull market, but this might be the week when the speculative bubble bursts.

zombiewizardhawk · Sep 10, 2016

I dunno tho, usually with investing you get greater potential rewards for greater risk, so unless the mystery celeb is equivalent to that 1.5billion powerball from the other year, it's probably not worf, especially considering some of the hotties in the last rounds.

Vanderhoof · Sep 10, 2016

We've had 2 hits and a miss thus far with the mystery celebrity, making the current value of the slot 6.66% compared to guaranteed 10% value of the other spots. My gut says we can expect lose another 1.66% in this spot as time goes on and that this will be a particularly bad week for the mystery celebrity (insiders believe Freddy Krueger has a good chance at being the mystery celebrity this week).

Bubbles · Sep 10, 2016

a lot of risk this week

I shall go with Metallica on this one (sic!)

Feanor · Sep 10, 2016

Vanderhoof said:
We've had 2 hits and a miss thus far with the mystery celebrity, making the current value of the slot 6.66% compared to guaranteed 10% value of the other spots. My gut says we can expect lose another 1.66% in this spot as time goes on and that this will be a particularly bad week for the mystery celebrity (insiders believe Freddy Krueger has a good chance at being the mystery celebrity this week).

This guy don't fuck around when it comes to blow job speculatin'.

For three rounds I've lost pretty solid. I've gotten Rosie, T-X and Ruby Rhod thus far. A terrible record. At least the T-X was hotness, a psychotic terminating killing machine kind of hotness.

We've got four women (Grace, Angie, Bianca, Charlize) vs. six men. Two of those are crackheads (Flavor and Gary), one is a bumpkin and a puppet, another resembles a woman (Kevin Jonas).

Our odds aren't good. The mystery celeb can make or break this.

ohkcrlho · Sep 10, 2016

Grace Park.....never been with an asian girl

Kovaks · Sep 10, 2016

ohkcrlho said:
Grace Park.....never been with an asian girl

Your missing out, grace park is top for me too, i would rather have busey or Flava over Lena Dunham I hate everything about her.

Chanur · Sep 10, 2016

Charlize please. Bianca as my number 2.

I missed the last round so I didn't get the horror show of #5 last time. I'm hoping it will pay off this time.

I'm almost as terrified of getting Gary Busey as I would have been of getting the Mouth of Sauron.

Gamma Rays · Sep 10, 2016

I want Furiosa to take me to the green place . . .

yeah that metaphor gets a bit weak I know, but meh.

Aamry · Sep 10, 2016

I went #2 this time, Really hoping for a girl, it seems the odds are not in my favor this round

Royal · Sep 10, 2016

Feanor said:
another resembles a woman (Kevin Jonas).

Bonch · Sep 10, 2016

I am sincerely hoping for Angie Harmon. To hear her deep voice purr as I block her airway would be a religious experience.

Hoss · Sep 11, 2016

anyone but flava flav pls. he's the first option that would be a definitive loss to me. With all the rest of the dudes I think I could pretend it was a girl. Even the bearded dudes, I could tell myself it was a hairy bush and I was in her pussy. But flava flav would be yelling his name every time he took a breath.