Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

I recommend shaving.

ITT zombiehawk tries to suss out hot and available local trannies.

Or it's the last post he makes before his conversion. Up in the air.

zombiewizardhawk said:

I want to go as Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn for halloween this year and I need to know how to avoid a 5 o clock shadow ruining it... Also possibly some tips on how I can pull off those shorts... Thanks!

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Shave twice. rub icecubes over face before second shaving. Harley has a ton of makeup on. Which itself will cover most of the 5oclock shadow anyway. a thick concealer, then white makeup.
That said, going to really look like a drag queen. probaly moreso like a generic drag queen then identifiable as Harley, given the movie design.

Start doing squats 6months ago for the shorts.

For shorts eat Lots of taco bell, for 5 o'clock shadow rub garlic on it, it fixed everything even your tooth.

Using a super glue base coat, apply duck tape quickly before superglue dries. Wait two miutes. Rip off quickly like a bandaid. No worries about hair.

Or shave just before doing your GD Makeup.

use a primer if youre going to put on that much makeup/face paint or youll look like shit

also IBTR

zombiewizardhawk said:

Why would this thread get rickshawed? It's a more legitimate thread than any of the ones you've started, ever.

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Please. You jelly all my threads are hits.

This thread is dumb

Rub cinnamilk on your face after shaving.

Rub your butt and thighs with and bathe in cinnamilk to help get the sculpt and shine for those shorts.