The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 5

Which hole do you select?


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Johnny53

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went for 7 and hoping for miley, she seems like she will toss some salad
 
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Royal

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went for 7 and hoping for miley, she seems like she will toss some salad

???

You do understand the general concept behind a glory hole, don't you? As to which is generally considered the money side that is.

I mean if you wanna go the Bizarro World angle that's completely within the rules but I don't think that's how one would generally approach the opportunity.

All the same, I'm gonna award you a like for thinking outside of the box.

Or in this case, the hole.
 
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Vanderhoof

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If you decide to put your asshole against the glory hole, is the mystery attendant obligated to toss your salad? If so, this changes everything.
 
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yerm

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I'm going with the idea that lightning can't strike the same place twice. Come on baby.
 
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whoo

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Lucky #7 for me. If i get Pauly Shore Ill have to hit him with a bat first..I hate that dude.
 
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Royal

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If you decide to put your asshole against the glory hole, is the mystery attendant obligated to toss your salad? If so, this changes everything.

The only obligation our celebrity participants have, including the Mystery Celebrity, is to suck any member with which they are presented through their assigned hole and to refrain from any intentional use of teeth while doing so. Beyond that all of the usual glory hole conventions and protocols apply.

If shown the backdoor during play, it's their option on how to proceed. You might get a tongue, maybe a thumb, or in some cases substantially more than that.
 
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Royal

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Welcome back gals and gents for the conclusion of Round 5 here on the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!


Well the time has come to line up for the hole that you have previously chosen. Remember we have your selections recorded in the poll above, so no shuffling about once our celebrities have been assigned to their corresponding hole.

And now for this round's celebrities!

I have in my hand your hole assignments as determined by the Randomotron-5000. As I call your names please report to the following holes:




#1 Pauly Shore

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#2 Zoë Kravitz

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#3 Alena Vodonaeva

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#4 Caity Lotz

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#5 Randy Quaid

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#6 Miley Cyrus

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#7 Chelsea Handler

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#8 Our Mystery Celebrity

Conchita Wurst

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#9 Macaulay Culkin

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#10 Kelly Osbourne

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Bubbles

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missed my one but I'll let Chelsea blow me. That way she'll be quiet for a bit. I'm doing a world a service here
 
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Mist

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missed my one but I'll let Chelsea blow me. That way she'll be quiet for a bit. I'm doing a world a service here
Chelsea Handler has give great head, I mean how else would she even have a career?
 
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