Welcome back gals and gents for the conclusion of Round 6 here on the Glory Hole Edition of The Dating Game!
Well the time has come to line up for the hole that you have previously chosen. Remember we have your selections recorded in the poll above, so no shuffling about once our celebrities have been assigned to their corresponding hole.
And now for this round's celebrities!
I have in my hand your hole assignments as determined by the Randomotron-5000. As I call your names please report to the following holes:
#1 Charlie Sheen and the corporate pimps at Durex.
#2 Leslie Jones
#3 Melissa Theuriau
#4 Alison Brie
#5 Our Mystery Celebrity
Hello friend.
What?
No no ... I'm not the one whose doing the honors. I'm just here to give you a little TDG:GHE advice.
You know, not all of life's mysteries are meant to be uncovered. Some of them really are intended to remain left to the unknown.
Look, what I'm trying to say is maybe you outta take this one anon, let your imagination run wild, and fill in the blank with whomever tickles your pickle.
You're that committed huh?
Okay. I was just trying to Yoda you through this one but if insist you must ...
That all-natural, body-positive girl of the wildwood, Phoenix Floe!
Oh lawdy #5...why hast though forsaken me?! I might have to retire 5 after this. I should have taken the advice and not looked. I never take the advice though...