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I do have copies of all your keys now and your IP addresses. Just want to reiterate that. If everyone n this thread could leave their valuables in open, unsecured areas of their homes I'd really appreciate it.
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Show Me Your Keychain
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Zapatta
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Jesus Christ what adult fucking carries a bottle opener? That shit is for Frat boys. Start with a lighter, once you master that you can open a bottle with anything handy, back of a spoon, side of a pocket knife, claw on a hammer, edge of a counter or the tab on your seat belt.
Fucking sad you guys have gone this far in life without mastering any useful Man skills.
P.S. the guy in this vid sucks at it. He has no zen, needs more practice.
Fucking sad you guys have gone this far in life without mastering any useful Man skills.
P.S. the guy in this vid sucks at it. He has no zen, needs more practice.
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Zapatta
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A real man always has a claw hammer within arms reach.
Or if you are a Fem-boy dirty Hippy you can buy Reef Flip-Flops.
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I thought of that. but BFD. they dont know what it goes to.
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Adebisi
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How is carrying a tool specifically designed to open bottles more "frat boy shit" then wasting time developing the skills to open bottles using any object you can find laying around?
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Hatorade
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I was actually worried about that so I cropped the important ones out, if you want to steal my Hyundai go for it.
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Zapatta
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Jason Bourne can kill a man with any of a hundred things in room, he doesn't have to go look for his gun.
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Jason Bourne is a tool specifically designed for killing. He is the bottle opener in this analogy.
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Izo
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Saw them all to pieces and glue-deglue before-after usage, problem sooooooolved, nobody loses all the pieces. Oh.
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Soygen
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I'm 40 and I've lost my house/car keys exactly 0 times in my entire life(and I abused drugs and drank myself into blackouts several times).
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Brings up a good point, how fucking retarded do you actually have to be to lose your keys? I have never, in the time I was given a house key at age 9 or 10 because I was a big boy and was taught it is a big responsibility, EVER lost my keys. I work at an automotive dealership and it just blows my mind the number of people who lose their keys. Without fail after every new year/mardi gras SEVERAL people are calling to replace their lost keys the following week. Do you just not give a fuck, walk into a place and throw your keys on the first counter you see, or do you allow yourself to get so wasted you have your keys taken away and you forget which bar they are at because you are so wasted?
Guess Carlin's stand up line applies here. Think how stupid the average person is; half the population is even more stupid than that.
Guess Carlin's stand up line applies here. Think how stupid the average person is; half the population is even more stupid than that.
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