Whats rustling your jimmies?

trex · Sep 16, 2016

Joeboo said:
I hope it isn't broken. If it's not getting better by Monday I guess I'll go get an xray

Tyen's famous (almost last) words. He had a hematoma near his femur and almost blead out. You should go today. If it gets so bad anytime after 5pm today you're looking at ER/urgent care all the way until Monday. Go tell your doc what happened. He'll give you painkillers

trex · Sep 16, 2016

Or *she I guess. If you have one of those doctors that ares a woo-man. I don't really like woman doctors. I wonder if it's a woman Doctor thing or a preferring the other sex thing. Anyone care to weigh in? Do you prefer man docs or woman docs?

Picasso3 · Sep 16, 2016

Flew to rome today

Left my daily contacts in Munich.

Rustled

Izo · Sep 16, 2016

trex said:
Tyen's famous (almost last) words. He had a hematoma near his femur and almost blead out. You should go today. If it gets so bad anytime after 5pm today you're looking at ER/urgent care all the way until Monday. Go tell your doc what happened. He'll give you painkillers

@tyen What was the story behind the ex fix, botlord?

Kreugen · Sep 19, 2016

Back has hurt like hell for a week now and I have an AIC concert tonight. It's the kind of pain that laughs at over the counter pills and all the liquor I can contain.

If Layne we're alive maybe he could hook me up but as it is I'll likely need to sit and stare at a forest of butts for most of the show.

Conefed · Sep 19, 2016

this motherfucking thrown out shoulder. pain is real. pain is days.

Joeboo · Sep 20, 2016

Kreugen said:
Back has hurt like hell for a week now and I have an AIC concert tonight. It's the kind of pain that laughs at over the counter pills and all the liquor I can contain.

If Layne we're alive maybe he could hook me up but as it is I'll likely need to sit and stare at a forest of butts for most of the show.

I had a herniated disk in my back that I injured a few years ago, just 2 days before a Raconteurs concert. Climbing those stairs to my seats in the concert venue was brutal. I had to stop multiple times because I was getting light headed and thought I would pass out from the pain. Luckily once I got to my seat, my buddy kept bringing me beers, and the walk back out wasn't nearly as painful

I'm glad I didn't skip it, because they haven't toured since.

Aldarion · Sep 20, 2016

(Have I used this one yet? I dont remember)

People who email your boss when you fail to respond to their first email. Bitch, you may be legally allowed to do that but recognize that its fucking personal now and we are now enemies for life. You go straight from a single missed email to "notify his boss?" Really? Ever hear of this thing called sending a reminder? Or perhaps walking your lardass the 100-200 feet from your office to mine? Or perhaps picking up the goddam phone? No, its straight to "email his boss". Are you fucking kidding?

And then to top it all off, it turns out the situation she was emailing about is a complete non-issue; the event isnt happening anyway. She didnt even check with the other parties involved in the event before bitching at me for not responding to her question about dates within a few days.

I'm trying hard to think of a situation where I would email someone's boss to complain about them. I cant come up with any scenario where I'd go straight from first contact to emailing the boss. WTF kind of person does this?

Kreugen · Sep 20, 2016

The worst part of the night turned out to be getting into the car afterwards.

I think I described it as "AAAAARGGGH FUCK ME GODDAMN FUCK"

Siliconemelons · Sep 20, 2016

Aldarion said:
(Have I used this one yet? I dont remember)

People who email your boss when you fail to respond to their first email. Bitch, you may be legally allowed to do that but recognize that its fucking personal now and we are now enemies for life. You go straight from a single missed email to "notify his boss?" Really? Ever hear of this thing called sending a reminder? Or perhaps walking your lardass the 100-200 feet from your office to mine? Or perhaps picking up the goddam phone? No, its straight to "email his boss". Are you fucking kidding?

And then to top it all off, it turns out the situation she was emailing about is a complete non-issue; the event isnt happening anyway. She didnt even check with the other parties involved in the event before bitching at me for not responding to her question about dates within a few days.

I'm trying hard to think of a situation where I would email someone's boss to complain about them. I cant come up with any scenario where I'd go straight from first contact to emailing the boss. WTF kind of person does this?

those people get attded to the automatic email filter that BCC's my boss and CC's their boss on all emails regarding that person.

Zaara · Sep 20, 2016

Crawling around under our desk set-up, hooking up power cords and whatnot for a new fish tank. An inch-long shard of glass from a waterpipe that got broken weeks ago is hiding amongst the wires, and i end up getting the whole thing speared into the top of my foot. Blood all over the carpet now.

Wantonsoup95 · Sep 20, 2016

Zaara said:
Crawling around under our desk set-up, hooking up power cords and whatnot for a new fish tank. An inch-long shard of glass from a waterpipe that got broken weeks ago is hiding amongst the wires, and i end up getting the whole thing speared into the top of my foot. Blood all over the carpet now.

Broke a pipe once and must of had a small glass shard in my foot, didn't notice it until the next day when it worked it's way through the calluses at work.

a_skeleton_06 · Sep 21, 2016

Wife goes out to get milk and comes home with skim because "idk, it was in the 2% row". Mini wheats now taste like garbage. Breakfast ruined, Jimmies rustled.

Voyce · Sep 21, 2016

a_skeleton_06 said:
Wife goes out to get milk and comes home with skim because "idk, it was in the 2% row". Mini wheats now taste like garbage. Breakfast ruined, Jimmies rustled.

If you use it consistently for a couple weeks you'll probably forget the difference in taste.

I use to hate skim, now it's all I use, can't distinguish the difference.

RobXIII · Sep 22, 2016

2% tastes like skim to me. Either whole milk or extra cream milk (they sell that in some places

)

*hits chest a few times..

Hang on, my heart stopped. There we go.

Big Phoenix · Sep 22, 2016

People who are deathly afraid of fucking insects. They see one and its literally like you put a gun to their head. The fuck?

Fucking water machine eating my dollar.

Unidin · Sep 22, 2016

I saw a Tesla with a student driver sticker on it today. Rich people live in their own worlds.

Fadaar · Sep 22, 2016

I know this one is obvious but people who are unabashedly hypocritical with political posts on Facebook and the like and refuse to recognize it. The kind of people who post nasty anti-Trump or anti-Clinton articles all day every day and revel in their every misfortune. But god forbid if you or someone you're mutual friends with on FB posts something degrading "their" candidate, holy shit it's all out war at that point.

Mures · Sep 22, 2016

First day of "fall", 93 degree temperature, feels like 103 out.

Big Phoenix · Sep 22, 2016

"Can I have a new ext? I don't like that mine has 666 in it. "

What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously how God damn immature are you that you can't have an extension that has 666 it? Fucking religion.

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