Poll Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

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Is dipping your french fries in a milkshake acceptable?

  • Yes, it's delicious. Everyone should try it.

  • No, that's disgusting.

  • I don't care at all, and this is a terrible thread. The worst. Pls ban.

  • At least it's not 'using cottage cheese in lasagna' levels of terrible


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Zapatta

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Popeyes is cheaper than KFC in my parts. KFC bucket price is outrageous. I can get nice mom and pop cornflake battered fried chx for half the price, tastes 100x better
 

iannis

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Is a frosty even a milkshake? I always thought it was the demon spawn of mlkshake mixed with soft serve or something. I've never actually had one.

You should fix this. Frostee's are... i'm not sure what they are. But they are indeed more like soft serve. They're good though.
 
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kegkilla

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Hoss

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Shake n fries aint bad, but the best dipping sauce is mustard and mayo mixed together. Most of the time i'm too lazy to mix shit and just use mustard.

Actually, let me rephrase that, most of the time I don't dip fries at all, but when I do dip, it's usually mustard. Mayo/mustard is #2 and white gravy is #3. I don't dip it in shakes often enough to even make this list.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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why dip fries in anything. if the fries are good, it should be good on its own.
 
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Agraza

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Concur. If you cook them correctly, fries are amazing without condiments. Dip is fun for a bit of variety, but any fry you need to dip to eat is subpar to begin with. Same rule with steak, obviously.
 
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Feanor

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Whenever I get McDonald's, which isn't often, I munch them dry. Arby's curlies with Arby sauce and Horsey mixed every single time.

Edit: Love Abry's and Horsey sauce. And them jalapeno poppers with bronco berry. Nothing to do with the fries.
 
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Zapatta

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Concur. If you cook them correctly, fries are amazing without condiments. Dip is fun for a bit of variety, but any fry you need to dip to eat is subpar to begin with. Same rule with steak, obviously.

Yupper,

A-1 should be called wifey over cooked the fuck out of the steak but I wasn't gonna throw it out sauce.
 

Rezz

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Probably not gross, but don't fucking do it either way. If you're eating shitty fries, dipping doesn't making them not shitty fries, milkshake or not. If you're eating good fries, get some goddamn class and don't dip them in your milkshake like a toddler.

A-1 is redneck steak sauce. It's like ketchup, but with class*.

* Because rednecks drown their food in ketchup. Their food normally tastes like shit, so rednecks are the first people to dump a half-gallon of ketchup or A-1 on something before they even try it. That or they are Native Americans, who only eat overcooked food drowned in sauce
 

Pyros

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The thing I don't understand about the whole process is, so you dip your fries, that's fine, you get some really overly sweet sauce for your fries but whatever, my issue is, what the fuck happens to the milkshake then? After dipping a bunch of fries in it, surely it tastes like, well, fries right? Like grease and fries. Isn't your perfectly good milkshake fucking ruined at that point? I sure don't want to drink a fries and vanilla milkshake or fries and chocolate milkshake. Shit sounds disgusting.

Like if you put some milkshake in some cup or whatever, then dip into that, then drink your milkshake that's not being dipped in, that sounds fine. But dipping directly into your milkshake sounds disgusting as shit.
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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I think that out of this whole thread the biggest sin is kegkilla kegkilla dipping his fries in a milkshake real life. His fingers are also very feminine.
 

Void

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You don't dip the entire goddamn box of fries in the frosty, you just do a couple here and there while you eat the majority of them plain or with ketchup or your condiment of choice. At least, that's how I do it. That way you aren't "ruining" the frosty, and you aren't overdoing it with the fries.

Note that keg has a ketchup cup there as well, probably because he's a cool dude and does just what I described.
 
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Soygen

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You don't dip the entire goddamn box of fries in the frosty, you just do a couple here and there while you eat the majority of them plain or with ketchup or your condiment of choice. At least, that's how I do it. That way you aren't "ruining" the frosty, and you aren't overdoing it with the fries.

Note that keg has a ketchup cup there as well, probably because he's a cool dude and does just what I described.
This guy fucks.
 
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Aldarion

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Ya know, at least the fries in frosties thing is a thing. A recognizable cultural phenomenon. Before reading this thread, youve heard of it already. Its an abomination but at least its a recognized and somewhat widespread abomination.

But what the FUCK is the dipping fries in a mixture of mustard and mayo shit. Are you people just randomly making shit up? I cant decide if thats hipster or troll. What the fuck, are you people rolling a d20 and randomly combining foods then pretending you like it cause its different?
 

Soygen

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Ya know, at least the fries in frosties thing is a thing. A recognizable cultural phenomenon. Before reading this thread, youve heard of it already. Its an abomination but at least its a recognized and somewhat widespread abomination.

But what the FUCK is the dipping fries in a mixture of mustard and mayo shit. Are you people just randomly making shit up? I cant decide if thats hipster or troll. What the fuck, are you people rolling a d20 and randomly combining foods then pretending you like it cause its different?
The thing is...fries are pretty good with a wide variety of sauces. It's a potato. There are thousands of recipes of potatoes combined with other things. It's not really surprising at all that people enjoy dipping them in lots of different things. Ketchup is a shit tier condiment and there are probably like 20 things I would prefer to dip my fries in before ketchup.
 
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