What makes your skin crawl?

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Mrs. Gravy

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At work, we had a family donate for others' use, some very expensive equipment. It is less than 6 months used and was completely icky with bugs, filth and likely roach eggs. We disinfected, scrubbed, sprayed with insecticide and lysol. I am still itchy at the thought of the bugs...and I wasn't even the one who had to go to the house and get it. The woman that did said she saw 6 roaches on the dining room table while she was at the house. Yeah, that makes my skin crawl.
 
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Noodleface

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In the pornos when they show the guy going at it from behind and all you see is his ass and balls from some weird under angle
 
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Olscratch

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We have a lot of copperheads around our place and spotting one close while jogging skips a heartbeat every time. It'll be 50/50 whether I can keep the run going.
 
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Wantonsoup95

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Weirdest shit ever, the sound of bristles on a toothbrush. So thankful for electric brushes. Every hair that could would stand straight up while brushing my teeth does.
 
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Zapatta

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Tyen & Trex fornicating, gestating and educating children.
 
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latheboy

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We have a lot of copperheads around our place and spotting one close while jogging skips a heartbeat every time. It'll be 50/50 whether I can keep the run going.

This, I hate snakes..... freak me the fuck out... I have run over a couple on my pushy in the bush, almost crash every thime.
Kings browns are the worst, they are angry and I've been chased by one while hiking. My wife had a laugh seeing me with a 20kg pack on, running and screaming like a child haha.
 
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Poop and buttholes.

I go to my happy place when we get medical calls involving poop.

Two calls that stand out -
1. Dispatch was for "blah blah blah year old patient. RP states patient is not acting normal. RP also states patient is 430lbs and "covered in feces".


2. before we even get dispatched, a cop calls my cell phone and gives us a heads up. He also said "You guys might want to bring your masks and air tanks you use for firefighting. I've never seen anything like this".
My partner threw up in the front yard. I've never, ever seen him feel sick from a call. The recliner that the patient was on was literally rotting. The patient's cotton clothes felt like leather.

I also dry heave when I have to pick up dog shit.
God I hate poop.
 
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Kiroy

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wool or scratchy clothing, fucking skeeves me out I can't touch the shit.
 
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Zapatta

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Poop and buttholes.

I go to my happy place when we get medical calls involving poop.

Two calls that stand out -
1. Dispatch was for "blah blah blah year old patient. RP states patient is not acting normal. RP also states patient is 430lbs and "covered in feces".


2. before we even get dispatched, a cop calls my cell phone and gives us a heads up. He also said "You guys might want to bring your masks and air tanks you use for firefighting. I've never seen anything like this".
My partner threw up in the front yard. I've never, ever seen him feel sick from a call. The recliner that the patient was on was literally rotting. The patient's cotton clothes felt like leather.

I also dry heave when I have to pick up dog shit.
God I hate poop.

I used to fear poop till I had to service 80 inch sewer lines. I got over it.

I used to fear heights til I had to hang under bridges to do seismic retrofits. I got over it.

I used to fear trannies til I read a bunch of Fedor posts. I got into it.
 
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At least I can function now. I still do my job, but it gives me the fucking heebie jeebies.
 
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wool or scratchy clothing, fucking skeeves me out I can't touch the shit.
My girlfriend has this one and it drives me fucking crazy. Reminds me of Dane Cook's bit about "...can you please just not use the word 'toast''?
 
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Kiroy

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My girlfriend has this one and it drives me fucking crazy. Reminds me of Dane Cook's bit about "...can you please just not use the word 'toast''?

Ya my wife doesn't understand it either. It rather sit in a tub with snakes than a tub of scratchy cloth.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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Skeeve - have not seen/heard that word in a while. I like it.

Thought of another - those giant slugs. Specifically accidentally touching them (such as by lifting the lid of the out door trash can and one would be on the underside of the handle where you couldn't see it...ICK!!) Even the thought of it makes me shudder.
 
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