Most offensive Halloween costume

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What's the most offensive Halloween costume you can think of?

I was brainstorming, and couldn't really come up with much. Was thinking of a an Indian costume that included a headress, a dot on your forehead, and a necklace made of casino chips.

But there's some creative people here, and I've been drinking, so post that offensive shit!

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Just dress up as Trump and super glue a sex doll to your hand. Attach the hand to the pussy and you'll be good. If that doesn't get the job done, you'll have to be extra racist and dig thru your local hospital's dumpsters to find a blanket you can wrap yourself with for your original idea.
 
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He should be grabbing Hillary's pussy and there should be a big black dildo coming out of his suit pants with maps of Mexico and China skewered on it and maybe a picture of Ivanka Trump's face for good measure.
 
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the your name is toby guy from roots complete with chained up toby
 
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Animal cruelty usually offends everyone, dress as Michael Vick and drag a bloody stuff animal dog using a lethal looking leash behind you.
 
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Blackface. the rest of these guys are thinking about brie when it's clearly gorgonzola time
 
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I was going to go as a nuclear explosion with the slogan Trumps Foreign Policy at the bottom but the pussydoll idea is pretty good too.
 
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Cheap, Skoal costs like 5bucks

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Cheap, sheets are like 30bucks, you'll have to buy new to avoid the blacklight at most Halloween parties.

Hitler carrying around a Microwave Oven (if you don't know why, you're dumb)
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Pretty expensive, expect someone to rage and throw your microwave on the floor, see if you can score one from goodwill.
 
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tyen

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goog thread but there is only three pictures. fuck you guys.
 
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Blackface. the rest of these guys are thinking about brie when it's clearly gorgonzola time

Bonus points of you choose blackface is to go as Muhammad Ali since he died a few months ago. Bonus bonus points if include a Parkinson's routine along with the costume.
 
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tyen

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How to steal children, halloween edition.

Trunk-or-treat events bring Halloween to parking lots where kids go from car to car and get candy. They're popular at schools, churches, in rural areas where homes are far apart, and in places where trick-or-treating isn't safe

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I know we're all married to super models here, except tyen tyen who is married to a disgusting goblin, but on the off chance one of you has a super fat/gross looking wife, you could dress her in one of the slutty "animal" outfits college freshman wear when they go to frat parties to try and get raped.

Something like this:

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double points if she's italian/indian and there is lots of body hair and perspiration

10/10 offensive. would bleach eyes. especially if it was @Cad s wife. Would ligit barf.
 
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I know we're all married to super models here, except tyen tyen who is married to a disgusting goblin, but on the off chance one of you has a super fat/gross looking wife, you could dress her in one of the slutty "animal" outfits college freshman wear when they go to frat parties to try and get raped.

Something like this:

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double points if she's italian/indian and there is lots of body hair and perspiration

10/10 offensive. would bleach eyes. especially if it was @Cad s wife. Would ligit barf.

Self-deprecation doesn't work if its accurate.
 
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Dress as Angela Merkel and bring 30 Islamic rapists friends to crash a pre-school Halloween party.
 
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The Matadors Guitarist Strikes Up Controversy by Announcing Plans to Perform as Jimi Hendrix in Blackface

"I decided to do Jimi Hendrix. I can do a tribute to one of my all time favourite guitar players AND raise money for cancer research," Parkins wrote in a post that's since been taken down. "You cant REALLY do Jimi without doing the full character and costume can you? no you cant!! SO.... this is what I'm doing. Its not racist. I love Jimi Hendrix. And fuck you. Yes this is really happening."
 
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