Whats rustling your jimmies?

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Deathwing

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So don't go. Sounds like a train wreck wedding that would fun to spectate but not participate.
 
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Izo

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Just subtract 60 dollars from their gift. BAM. PROBLEM SOLVED. Sounds like that's what they, she, wants anyway. Whatever, no biggie.
 
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Conefed

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Lady of Facebook saying, "Please pray for me and my family."
With responses like, "Who snitched?"
- Social Services was called on her for her children being filthy. Over 100 cats were seized.

Fucking prayer? Like you're the victim?
 
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Calbiyum

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When people speed up to break lights.
There is no reason to speed up and then slam on the breaks when you are 5 feet away. One of my friends does it all the time no idea how he hasn't hit people in the back like 50 times
 
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yimmien

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Bounce houses every place we take the kids this weekend. Bounce houses rustle me beyond belief.
 
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Mrs. Gravy

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In a car with my sis, cousin and cousin's daughter for several more hours. They are great company and have been fun.
So what could be rustling? The 16 yo girl chose the current tunes...Taylor Swift...at least one entire cd.....Oh god ...it is awful.
 
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Calbiyum

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In a car with my sis, cousin and cousin's daughter for several more hours. They are great company and have been fun.
So what could be rustling? The 16 yo girl chose the current tunes...Taylor Swift...at least one entire cd.....Oh god ...it is awful.
I have every taylor swift cd in my car tell her to hmu

But also if im in the car with other people i respect that they probably dont want to hear an entire cd and dont play it
 
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Bandwagon

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What's rustling my jimmies right now:

Girlfriend moves at a fucking molasses pace in EVERYTHING she does. Walking, movements, verbal responses, fucking everything. Drives me crazy.

Admittedly, I move quick and my nickname at work is "Hummingbird" because of it, but I really wish we could meet in the middle instead of her constantly bitching at me to slow down and stop being impatient.
 
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Picasso3

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What's rustling my jimmies right now:

Girlfriend moves at a fucking molasses pace in EVERYTHING she does. Walking, movements, verbal responses, fucking everything. Drives me crazy.

Admittedly, I move quick and my nickname at work is "Hummingbird" because of it, but I really wish we could meet in the middle instead of her constantly bitching at me to slow down and stop being impatient.

That sounds like a non starter
 
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Picasso3

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What's rustling my jimmies right now:

Girlfriend moves at a fucking molasses pace in EVERYTHING she does. Walking, movements, verbal responses, fucking everything. Drives me crazy.

Admittedly, I move quick and my nickname at work is "Hummingbird" because of it, but I really wish we could meet in the middle instead of her constantly bitching at me to slow down and stop being impatient.

That sounds like a non starter
 
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Conefed

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When security questions for password reset were never asked of you.
 
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Drajakur

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Fucking people who can't merge. And by people you know exactly who I mean. Godamn it you white-Mercedes-SUV-driving-mother-fucker, merge doesn't mean slam on your breaks and stop until someone let's you in, it means match the speed of the traffic and find an opening! I fucking hate you!
 
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a_skeleton_06

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Some asshole tried to pull the move where he skips the traffic logjam by driving in the non-merge lane and then pulling the aforementioned stop and try and squeeze in this morning. The dude ahead of me just blasted his horn for 20 seconds straight and refused to let him in, causing the offending guy to almost run into the dividing rail. It was awesome and I wanted to hop out and hug him.
 
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Uber Uberest

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I do that shit all the time, and I drive an F-150 and 20% of the time I fold their mirrors or scuff their drivers side with my tires. Literally give zero fucks and keep going.
 
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Scoresby

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Some asshole tried to pull the move where he skips the traffic logjam by driving in the non-merge lane and then pulling the aforementioned stop and try and squeeze in this morning. The dude ahead of me just blasted his horn for 20 seconds straight and refused to let him in, causing the offending guy to almost run into the dividing rail. It was awesome and I wanted to hop out and hug him.

I will actively block those people - "I did not get there 10 minutes early to let your ass in"! The best is the stare down at the end and the anger in their faces (you have to stare and shake your head no...not happening). It is one of my small pleasures in an hour long commute. In a way, I am glad they do this to make my ride more fun.
 
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