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Drakain

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My downloaded copy, for the first time I can remember, cut off the "next time on Survivor" part. Kind of disappointed
Gen X starts to fracture and Will tells Zeke that Jay has an idol who then tells David who then tells the whole camp one by one.
 

BrutulTM

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Adios to the man child. It's pretty hilarious when he talks like he has strategies and shit. Definitely one of the worst survivors ever in my book, but it's compounded because he's so damn smug while doing it that it's just maddening.

Jay is really almost as dumb. Him getting super angry at Adam for telling him the obvious truth pretty much confirms that if him voting out his closest ally in Michaela didn't convince you. He at least tries to play, which puts him ahead of Taylor, but it's pretty clear that all the brains in the cool kids alliance belonged to Michelle and Michaela.

Adam just can't stop shooting himself in the foot. With him it's not stupidity, he's just socially dumb so he's thinking too much about strategy and not enough about the fact that you need to build relationships if you want people to trust you and he's not doing that.

You don't even need to see the previews to know that GenX is going to crack next week. The big alliance always falls apart once the other side is not a threat to them anymore. I halfway expected it to happen this week but I'm glad they kept it together long enough so I didn't have to watch Tater (I've been calling him tater) anymore. I'm not sure how it's going to go down. It seems like Ken and Jessica are tight, and Sunday and Bret seem tight, but then there's Chris and Bret, and Zeke and Bret, and Hannah and Ken, and Hannah and Zeke. I could really see it going a lot of ways. Jay has no friends left. He might still be able to boss Will around, whatever good that will do him.

The whole Sunday vs. Jessica thing is such a stereotype. There's a reason the patriarchy still exists:

 
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Kiroy

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Pretty much all the millennials besides zeke (irony being he's the tranny) have proven all the millennial stereotypes in spades. Zeke the only one that can act like an adult. Thank god I barely made it into Gen X or my whole life would be filled with shame for my age gorup.
 

Araxen

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I just feel like Sunday is trying to make a move to make a move and not a strategic movie. She just wants to say "I have this on my resume!". She needs to fry a bigger fish if she expects to win at FTC by saying "I got Jessica out!". It takes way more than that. She needs to get Ken out whom I feel is a way bigger threat.

I'm really coming to appreciate Jessica's body. She's become very island hot right now at least to me.
 

Soygen

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Ken is strange. I like him, but he needs to lighten up a little.
 
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Kiroy

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Ken is strange. I like him, but he needs to lighten up a little.

Ya he's way way to introspective. Definitely needs to learn to have some fun and not take everything so seriously. He's in me and my wife's top 4 of who we'd want to win but god damn I wouldn't want to hang out with him.
 

Tenks

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Pretty much all the millennials besides zeke (irony being he's the tranny) have proven all the millennial stereotypes in spades. Zeke the only one that can act like an adult. Thank god I barely made it into Gen X or my whole life would be filled with shame for my age gorup.

It's almost like the producers cast millenials to purposefully fill stereotypes
 
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Lanx

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I'd like to see an all minority cast, not cuz i hate white ppl, altho these Millenial whiteys are loathesome, but i wanna see them still divide up into races accordingly (b/c they will), maybe have 1 token white guy and 1 token white mom in there.

And no, i don't care about the international versions, b/c they don't have an "American" mindset
 

Tenks

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For whatever reason the old farts that watch CBS' new hard-on is millennial stereotypes. Like that terrible looking Joel McHale show.
 

Araxen

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FYI, Two hour episode tomorrow tonight, two people going to Ponderosa!
 

Soygen

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For whatever reason the old farts that watch CBS' new hard-on is millennial stereotypes. Like that terrible looking Joel McHale show.
Yeah, I can't believe he went from Community(one of my favorite shows of recent memory) to some shitty, laugh-track millennial sitcom. Dammit, Winger!
 

Araxen

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Well fuck...I couldn't believe they fell for the "vote for ken" at tribal stuff. David got outplayed.

I really think it's Zeke's to lose now. It reminds me of that season with Mike from a few seasons ago. The majority always wanted to keep him around. They should have all just flipped on him so rocks weren't drawn. Hannah isn't winning shit, but he will if he makes it to the end he will win.. People are not confident enough in their own games that they need to keep someone like Zeke around to ride coattails on. They could have gotten Zeke out this week and maybe David next week.

Edit: Found this on /r/survivor

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Pumpkin Thief

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Fun episode and great tribal council. Brett comes out of the closet, former buddies Zeke and David now at each other's throats, Hannah wistfully daydreaming about having Ken's babies and an edit for next episode hinting that Will might actually try and play the game. Good stuff!

Happy turkey day you turkeys!
 

Kiroy

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Fun episode and great tribal council. Brett comes out of the closet, former buddies Zeke and David now at each other's throats, Hannah wistfully daydreaming about having Ken's babies and an edit for next episode hinting that Will might actually try and play the game. Good stuff!

Happy turkey day you turkeys!

Hannah talking about ken was fucking gold lol

Also, the ken dupe at tribal council was amazing. Dave never really stood a chance against zeke, they're probably on the same level strategically but zeke can stay calm, whereas dave is completely nuts. .

Also, jess's butter-face is completely fixable with makeup
 
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Gravel

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LOL! I actually said "Haha, you stupid bitch" when she flipped her rock. That was 100% her own doing. Was Hannah's game really worth more than your own?

Sunday was fucking money with that quick whisper of Ken there at tribal. That was an amazing play.

Jay crushing the immunity challenge was pretty surprising. It's weird because I figure if I ever get on Survivor, the first two things I'd learn how to do really well are build a fire and figure out the trick to slide puzzles. It looks like that's something he did.

I can't imagine Hannah lasts much longer in the game. She's way too unstable and she's the type that will blow up your game even if you're allied with her. The only saving grace is she's allied with David who seems to do the exact same thing.