Annoying shit your wife does

eltool

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Any food/ toiletries in my house, if they are not single use items, my wife will use to about 90% then simply ignore it in the cupboard and open new.
She refuses to use completely, the worst part is that she won't throw out the old product, she just carries on like it's not there, I've seen at times five bottles of ketchup with a single use left in the bottle. It drives me crazy.
 
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Periodically my wife needs to use my truck. No problem. She's a foot shorter than I am, so she has to move the seat and steering wheel to the extreme for short people. I have to have it to the extreme for tall people. I can literally not get in with it set to her settings. It's not a big deal, but it's just an irritation.

When I asked her about it, and if she would please reset the seat when she is done she said it wasn't a big deal and I should just cope. I replied with "Okay, that's fine. I feel the same about the toilet seat. Every time I use the toilet from now on I will leave the seat up. You can just cope with it."

After encountering the toilet seat up seat up several times today (never happens here), she said she'd move the truck seat. I said until I see evidence of that, toilet seat remains up. She has requested to use the truck tomorrow.

wOOt. I may have won this round.
 
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lurkingdirk said:
Periodically my wife needs to use my truck. No problem. She's a foot shorter than I am, so she has to move the seat and steering wheel to the extreme for short people. I have to have it to the extreme for tall people. I can literally not get in with it set to her settings. It's not a big deal, but it's just an irritation.

When I asked her about it, and if she would please reset the seat when she is done she said it wasn't a big deal and I should just cope. I replied with "Okay, that's fine. I feel the same about the toilet seat. Every time I use the toilet from now on I will leave the seat up. You can just cope with it."

After encountering the toilet seat up seat up several times today (never happens here), she said she'd move the truck seat. I said until I see evidence of that, toilet seat remains up. She has requested to use the truck tomorrow.

wOOt. I may have won this round.
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Buy a car with memory seats you fucking savage
 
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lurkingdirk said:
Periodically my wife needs to use my truck. No problem. She's a foot shorter than I am, so she has to move the seat and steering wheel to the extreme for short people. I have to have it to the extreme for tall people. I can literally not get in with it set to her settings. It's not a big deal, but it's just an irritation.

When I asked her about it, and if she would please reset the seat when she is done she said it wasn't a big deal and I should just cope. I replied with "Okay, that's fine. I feel the same about the toilet seat. Every time I use the toilet from now on I will leave the seat up. You can just cope with it."

After encountering the toilet seat up seat up several times today (never happens here), she said she'd move the truck seat. I said until I see evidence of that, toilet seat remains up. She has requested to use the truck tomorrow.

wOOt. I may have won this round.
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Bids on a bunch of furniture we dont need on some online auction site assuming she wont win anyway. Wins like 8 pieces and have to rent a uhaul this morning to go get it. Unbelievably rustled right now.
 
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Lol.


Mine just yelled down that "that's really loud" referring to a saw I'm using to build the God damn basement and it's disturbing her and 6 other cackling bitches "brunch party" upstairs.
 
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eltool said:
Any food/ toiletries in my house, if they are not single use items, my wife will use to about 90% then simply ignore it in the cupboard and open new.
She refuses to use completely, the worst part is that she won't throw out the old product, she just carries on like it's not there, I've seen at times five bottles of ketchup with a single use left in the bottle. It drives me crazy.
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Came to post something similar, except she'll use like 40%.
I've cut back on my sodas to save $, but she has to have cans. She always has a glass around filled. She gets mad if I drink it, but she'll let the ice melt and then dump the whole damn thing out. At least pour it into my glass.
 
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Picasso3 said:
Lol.


Mine just yelled down that "that's really loud" referring to a saw I'm using to build the God damn basement and it's disturbing her and 6 other cackling bitches "brunch party" upstairs.
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Same thing happened to me a couple weeks ago. I yelled back "it's ok, im wearing earplugs".
 
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"Don't use the plastic silverware/drink bottled water, it's wasteful."

"The dishwasher is always full. Why do you use so many dishes?"
 
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Don't know if I've posted this

Wife won't back the car into the driveway, ever. It's like there's a Westworld block in her mind when it comes to backing in.

"See! This is how you back the car into the driveway"

"It doesn't look like anything to me"
 
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Adebisi said:
Don't know if I've posted this

Wife won't back the car into the driveway, ever. It's like there's a Westworld block in her mind when it comes to backing in.

"See! This is how you back the car into the driveway"

"It doesn't look like anything to me"
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Why is backing in important?
 
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I always felt my SO was crazy, after reading this thread i see shes pretty normal.
 
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ooo6 said:
I always felt my SO was crazy, after reading this thread i see shes pretty normal.
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When you use a word like SO AKA significant other it sounds like you are either a women or you are a gay man. Either way wrong thread.
 
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