Annoying shit your wife does

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My wife won't back in either and it just makes it easier to get in and out of car and unload stuff, easy as fuck with a camera too.

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Periodically my wife needs to use my truck. No problem. She's a foot shorter than I am, so she has to move the seat and steering wheel to the extreme for short people. I have to have it to the extreme for tall people. I can literally not get in with it set to her settings. It's not a big deal, but it's just an irritation.

When I asked her about it, and if she would please reset the seat when she is done she said it wasn't a big deal and I should just cope. I replied with "Okay, that's fine. I feel the same about the toilet seat. Every time I use the toilet from now on I will leave the seat up. You can just cope with it."

After encountering the toilet seat up seat up several times today (never happens here), she said she'd move the truck seat. I said until I see evidence of that, toilet seat remains up. She has requested to use the truck tomorrow.

wOOt. I may have won this round.

had my own today. My wife left her car parked i nthe drive way instead of the garage. We have a two car garage but a single lane driveway along the side of the house with a fence. So when she leaves her car there I cant get by, so I just pull in and park. Both cars on the side of the house. The driveway then goes down a hill into the back of my house where the garage is attached to the walkout basement type setup. So today my wife needs to leave for work but wont just back down the hill to swap the cars because we got a few inches of snow and for whatever reason she thinks she wont be able to get the car up the hill, which only happens if there is 6 inches of snow and ice.,..which we didnt have. So she makes me back out onto the main strip we live on, let her pull out, then pull back in. This is a pain during the morning rush. I go to get into the car, which she last drove, and cracked my head on the door. Fucking seat was so far up off the floor I couldn't even get in.

The whole situation led to a full on domestic. Not sure Ive ever been so mad.

Edit: I know his is rambling, but I started getting angry again while typing this.
 
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I'll never teach or ask my wife to back into the driveway. I like having a nice garage door with no dents, intact stairs and brick exterior of my house. None of that would remain if she backed in...once. She's asian btw.
 
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