RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

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ZyyzYzzy

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Keep on trolling

I met Wooly back in vanilla WoW and have stayed friends with him through the years. We even met up once in Lousiana. Odd dude, but somewhat of an idiot savant.

I saw a post on his facebook today from his sister that he has passed away. I hadn't talked to him in about two weeks and based on the post it's not clear what happened to him.

This thread was one of the last things we talked about and I know he always liked the community here. I figured I'd let everyone know.


RIP Woolygimp

EDIT - Appears @AngryGerbil has confirmed this to be authentic.

RIP @Woolygimp. You weren't afraid to speak your mind
 
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Soygen

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Whoa. Is this for real?
 
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khorum

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Trolling a death should be a permaban offense (ie C&TV and Potam style). Unless they confirm it's true ban every account associated with it---starting with all of Wooly's alts, and he had several.
 
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Soygen

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Spend my thanksgiving investigating if some autistic faggot is dead or not? Absolutely I'll get right on it.
I called Amod, not you.

Also, I meant check IPs on this account that sent zzzy this info.
 
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Drakurii

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Did he have any connection to Hillary Clinton that we know of?
 
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Soygen

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Matching IPs auto flag. I ain't gotta do shit.
It's not always identical IPs that make two accounts suspicious, but fair enough. I definitely voted for you to do as little as possible.
 
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Mario Speedwagon

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It's not always identical IPs that make two accounts suspicious, but fair enough. I definitely voted for you to do as little as possible.
I fulfill my campaign promises.


Also it looks like Wooly may actually be dead. Everyone please post their best 10k word autistic rant in his honor.
 
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TJT

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This is shitty. That facebook post screams Wooly to a fucking T though.
 
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Kiroy

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Autistic Wooly Gimp
A Short Story
by Kiroy

Wooly Gimp looked at the phallic gun in his hands and felt salty.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Underwater surroundings. He had always loved Beautiful Bikini Bottom with its cool, cautious Coral. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel salty.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Donald Trump. Donald was an autistic god king with fluffy hair and small hands.

Wooly gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an autistic, diving, brandy drinker with hairy knuckles and a curvy spine. His friends saw him as an attractive, amused autistic. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a beautiful coral reef.

But not even an autistic person who had once jumped into a river and saved a beautiful coral reef, was prepared for what Donald had in store today.

The wind teased like crying whale sharks, making Wooly buttmad.

As Wooly stepped outside and Donald came closer, he could see the diced glint in his eye.

Donald glared with all the wrath of Donald's autistic wasteful smile. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want destroy the ocean."

Wooly looked back, even more buttmad and still fingering the phalic gun. "Donald, you are not real," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two sweet, scary salty whale sharks at a very autistic election, which had indie music playing in the background and two autistic uncles salty to the beat.

Wooly regarded Donald's fluffy penis and ruddy hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Wooly with a delighted grin.

Donald looked suicidal, his emotions blushing like a klutzy, knobbly knife.

Then Donald came inside for a nice glass of brandy.

THE END

Rest now sweet prince, you will be missed.
 
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Can we rename the Rickshaw in Wooly's honor? I mean. It's only fitting.
 
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