RIP Woolygimp: en memoria de autism

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zombiewizardhawk

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Never seen before insight from Wooly not even a month ago when I was purchasing firearms. He sent me this. I never replied as I posted in the gun thread and directed him there instead. RIP Wooly.
Private Message:

I was recruited to be a professional pistol competition shooter because of how good I shot and it got me into guns. I know a lot about them, including calibers, manufacturers, and what not.

Just because I'm against 30-150 round AR-15s won't stop me from giving you honest advice.

Woolygimp, Oct 27, 2016


Wait..... So he was a professional poker player, professional pistol competition shooter, professional mmo player... what else was he professional at? I feel like this all needs to be summed up somewhere but i'm not going to dig through every post and thread on this board to do it myself.
 
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Hoss

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My wife knows about this place. I think it'd be funny if she were to come here after I died and you got her to stay like you did to Mrs Gravy. All of you who think I'm off my rocker now would realize I'm actually the sane one in the family.
 
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Zaara

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There is too many idiots that have been on this board and went too deep. So that I feel bad for having laughed at them up until the point where they're dead.

Stop it.
 
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Miguex

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Wait..... So he was a professional poker player, professional pistol competition shooter, professional mmo player... what else was he professional at? I feel like this all needs to be summed up somewhere but i'm not going to dig through every post and thread on this board to do it myself.
he was a professional at pissing me off in Star Wars threads. He had some full retard theories and wasn't afraid to shit up threads about them. Don't fuck with my Star Wars.
But seriously, RIP.
 
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Oldbased

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I wasn't really involved in the other discussion but wasn't he a certified Marine Biologist or diver or something? I'm too senile to remember everything.
 
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Zaara

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I wasn't really involved in the other discussion but wasn't he a certified Marine Biologist or diver or something? I'm too senile to remember everything.

Re: Jesus, really

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Pasteton

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Young guy passing at home unexpectedly is OD until proven otherwise. Usually those aren't intentional/ suicide either
 
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Phazael

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Yeah with hodj here. Not to speak ill of the dead (assuming this is not a mod team troll again), but the dude likely choked to death on his own bullshit. Autist cousin fucker could not handle the stress of so much MAGA and his heart popped.
 
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Synj

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guys if i die and you somehow find out about it, please nuke this profile and entire posting history.

DEFINITELY DO NOT CONTACT MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY

We should have some advanced directives around this bitch.

Go ahead and put me down as DNR same as Comrade Araysar.

My wife would laugh hysterically at this place but my mom would oh lawd to her grave.
 
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Sludig

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a_skeleton_03 best me on the update. River body just coincidence in timing. Some black dude with odd name.
 
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kegkilla

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If I die (yes IF because I plan on becoming immortal) I want someone to track down Aanima and make him give eulogy at my funeral
 
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Adebisi

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I wish I had words of remembrance to say about Wooly.

But to be honest I always skimmed past his crazy posts.
 
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iannis

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Are you saying you family doesn't know you are a connoisseur of beef curtains?

I think he's saying that Mrs bisi is actually five and a half feet tall and weighs 80 pounds.

I don't know what that is in made up Canada numbers. A moose knee and fifty hockey pucks?
 
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Sebudai

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Last time I interacted with my meth addicted sister several years ago she was going through withdrawals and was behaving exactly like Wooly posted here. Just completely spastic.
 
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Homsar

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Wait, isnt Woolygimp the one that posted picks of his hot cousin? Might have the cousin mixed up with someone else

Edit- nm it was
 
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