What happened to BigFlex?

This thread is gold.

@Big Flex, your dankmeme award is approved and awaits you.

Every poster should have a dead man switch.

Whoa... how do we know he wasn't woolygimp?

How do you know you're not Woolygimp?

Last I heard he was deep in training for next olympics. He's competing in race walking. Miss Flex bro, hope he gets back soon.

It is pretty clear that BigFlex was part of the russian hacking group that was attempting to control our elections. After his pro-Trump propaganda succeeded, he went back into KGB special ops.

Right now he is probably in Syria killing islamists.

He was last observed heading towards Dakota with a "Real Doll", a 5000 gallon lifestraw and a box of beef jerky wearing a shirt that said Shillit. The best a man can get.