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Sylas said:
Ya Okinawa currently for 2.5 years. Next year I'm going to Iwakuni.

Your cuz is not uncommon. From my time at the embassy dealing with passport issues I can tell you the line for fiancé visas is easily 10 Philippino brides for every 1 Japanese, and it's not like there's some huge surplus of Philippinos here. And 90% of those Japanese brides have no intention of ever leaving Japan.

Most Americans you meet with Japanese wives either got out/retired or are in the process of getting out/retiring, rotating through the various bases in Japan, mainland, Okinawa, etc until their service is up.

If you wanna marry a Japanese woman you better love Japan cus you are staying here, integrating into their society. If you wanna return home to America you find someone else.
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Living in Japan is a goddamn privilege though. Fucking Japan is amazing and has everything you need including masturbatory services.
 
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The "you don't own me" song in these Toyota commercials triggers me every time.
 
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When enjoying a nice leisurely work poo and out of all of the empty stalls someone picks the stall right fucking next to you to occupy.
 
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People posting pictures of breaded mozz sticks in the pantheon thread. Where's the god damn battered mozz sticks you fucking heathens.
 
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Needing to turn and the signal in the turn lane is green arrowed, but access is blocked by mere inches (and the offending car has plenty of space to move forward).
 
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Fogel said:
People posting pictures of breaded mozz sticks in the pantheon thread. Where's the god damn battered mozz sticks you fucking heathens.
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Not understanding your intent.
But thank you. Because it never clicked for me as "breaded" vs. "battered" before. Battered is pretty much exclusively inferior. In fact, the main difference between good and bad is the breading.
 
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People that close their eyes during posed-for pictures. Show some discipline people.
Similarly, in the parade, there were participants just walking or sitting on their rides not waving or smiling, some on their cell phones. I mean come on!
 
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TrollfaceDeux

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Conefed said:
People that close their eyes during posed-for pictures. Show some discipline people.
Similarly, in the parade, there were participants just walking or sitting on their rides not waving or smiling, some on their cell phones. I mean come on!
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Wtf.
 
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Denamian said:
Glitter from the Christmas decorations in the office is fucking everywhere.
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Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Congrats, you now have glitter forever.

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People that close their eyes during posed-for pictures. Show some discipline people.
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That is discipline dude. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that? You can't just close your eyes because then they will never take the picture.

Gotta get those eyes closed to keep the camera from stealing part of your soul. That's how the soul gets ripped out, through the eyes.
 
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The building in which I work has two agencies in it, mine and a provider agent. The building itself has one alarm system that is set by zones. There are numerous people who set those alarms and apparently some of them don't give a fuck because they don't check to see of they set it correctly. This is the 2nd motherfucking time this week the alarm has gone off from that side of the building. GD...gotta disarm, call the company, make sure the cops and fire men don't show up, call our agency security officer and reset the fucker
Meanwhile per procedure, my staff are outside freezing off their asses while that gets done. Assholes.
 
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fuck around with cable setup in house to get antenna moved to attic which is prob 25 ft higher than tv itself.


it picks up worse now.
 
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Dropped my phone in the toilet yesterday. I wasn't even playing with the phone, it was on my belt and jumped off while I was pulling up my pants. Luckily it was only urine. I may have done more harm than good rinsing it off afterwards, but that had to be done.

One good thing though, now when anyone asks to borrow my phone I'll go "Sure, I dropped it in the toilet in december"
 
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Where do you hipsters stash them these days? In your man-purse?
 
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