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Aldarion

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WTF, I can only assume someone who wears a phone clipped to their belt and actually goes out that way in public is also wearing socks with sandals, a fanny pack, a T shirt with 3 wolves howling at the moon, and one of those baseball caps with two cans of beer and a twisty straw.

Pockets. Keys front right, phone front left, wallet rear right pocket. This aint rocket science.
 
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Hoss

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WTF, I can only assume someone who wears a phone clipped to their belt and actually goes out that way in public is also wearing socks with sandals, a fanny pack, a T shirt with 3 wolves howling at the moon, and one of those baseball caps with two cans of beer and a twisty straw.

Pockets. Keys front right, phone front left, wallet rear right pocket. This aint rocket science.

It's been a tad cold for sandals lately, and this was at work. But yeah, in my recreational time when it's warmer, you nailed the socks with sandals. I recently got black socks to fuck with people like you and I think I'm going to buy sock garters next to hold them up. Never owned any of that other stuff. But out of curiosity, if I had a fanny pack, why wouldn't I keep the phone there? I'm not even sure why you associate the phone on the belt with fashion statement. I don't tuck my shirt, so no one can see it.

if I put my phone in my front left, it would get scratched up by the flashlight, knife, and money clip, plus the change would get stuck in the gaps of the phone. If i'm carrying my gun in my pocket, then the front right pocket only has room for car keys, so the left pocket also gets the set of keys that I need regardless of which car I'm driving (work and house keys mostly).

Back pockets both have wallets to keep shit balanced and aligned. Also cause I'm too baller to keep all my shit in 1 wallet. You are really really bad at loading out your pockets bro. Either that or you're some kind of girly man who walks around not ready to handle even a single common life situation.
 
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Zapatta

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UPS trucks delivering to my neighborhood past 9:30 PM all this week. It's usually dead quiet. Now I get 20 dogs barking at the motherfuckers jack rabbiting every 100 feet. There is gonna be another 2 weeks of this annoying shit. Wouldn't be a big deal if they serviced their brakes, their shitty B-Fleet trucks squeal like a pig stuck under a train.
 
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Rezz

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I retract my rustling. Hoss having two wallets -and- a money clip while wearing sandals and socks is now rustling me. This christmas theme is just mildly annoying in comparison.
 
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I retract my rustling. Hoss having two wallets -and- a money clip while wearing sandals and socks is now rustling me. This christmas theme is just mildly annoying in comparison.
Rich man gunna show off.
 
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Rezz

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My rustling is entirely based upon logistics. If you are rich as fuck, what the shit are you carrying that requires two wallets? Credit cards are the same thickness; how many are you carrying around on any given day? And the money clip... I get it if you frequent strip joints or something, but the world has advanced to the point that if you aren't someplace in rural mid-western America, credit is accepted, and there are shitloads of bonuses to using credit responsibly. Outside of a strip club, when the shit do you need more than a 20 and a few 1s/5s that easily fit in a tri-fold wallet?

I'm just rustled that Hoss is bad at finance, apparently.
 
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Hoss

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My credit is always in the neighborhood of 800 when I check it, so I aint worried that I might be doing something wrong. Thanks for your concern though.

The money clip holds any bills smaller than $20, the rest of the cash goes in one wallet along with membership cards I infrequently need and claim tickets and shit like that. The other wallet has credit cards. LOL @ trifold wallet. Gotta be a bifold or you'll wind up with back and hip problems dude. Actually, the credit card wallet is too thin because it's an allet wallet so I have a tally book in that pocket too. I cannot stress enough how important it is to keep your back pockets balanced.

You also need cash for tipping and anytime you're transacting business with an individual. Oh, and cash is used at any business where I like the owners and don't wanna fuck them over with the CC transaction fees. I don't like having to stop by the bank often, so I tend to get a lot of cash out when I do so it will last me a while.

Rezz are you really an asshole who likes to fuck over local businesses because you think it will improve your credit score?
 
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Rezz

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Nah, I'm an asshole who still doesn't understand why you can't fit the cash in your money clip in your back two wallets. You aren't even carrying big bills in your clip; it's rustling me hardcore. Are you just walking around with $100 bills filling your wallets for absolutely no reason? That's not using your money effectively. Have you talked to any investment bankers regarding this excess of random cash money that doesn't need to be in cash form?

Edit - I frequent places where if I start pulling out cash I get strange looks. I'm also not tipping my mailman, or the cashier at Wholefoods, or the gas pump at the local Chevron. Your mileage apparently varies quite a bit, hence my questions.
 
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Aldarion

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Oh, and cash is used at any business where I like the owners and don't wanna fuck them over with the CC transaction fees. I don't like having to stop by the bank often, so I tend to get a lot of cash out when I do so it will last me a while.

Rezz are you really an asshole who likes to fuck over local businesses because you think it will improve your credit score?
That escalated fast.

Also LOL if you are sincerely implying the consumer is somehow to blame for banks fuckery. No, I'm not carrying cash. This isnt a third world country its fuckin America. I'm gonna swipe my card for a 42 cent purchase and youre gonna like it. Cash, LOL. Whats next, shall we barter with chickens?

Banks suck ass for charging merchants every time a customer swipes their card. Merchants should negotiate better deals with banks, and legislators should work to ensure there is competition among banks with these fees. It is most decidedly NOT the customers responsibility to carry around a bunch of pieces of metal and paper like a fucking medieval peasant heading to market to help the merchant avoid some fees.

On topic, I once had a cashier at a garden store complain gently about this. "I dont make any profit off a $2 sale on a card". Sir, I think you may be misunderstanding the nature of our relationship if you think that your profit margin is my concern.
 
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Picasso3

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It's been a tad cold for sandals lately, and this was at work. But yeah, in my recreational time when it's warmer, you nailed the socks with sandals. I recently got black socks to fuck with people like you and I think I'm going to buy sock garters next to hold them up. Never owned any of that other stuff. But out of curiosity, if I had a fanny pack, why wouldn't I keep the phone there? I'm not even sure why you associate the phone on the belt with fashion statement. I don't tuck my shirt, so no one can see it.

if I put my phone in my front left, it would get scratched up by the flashlight, knife, and money clip, plus the change would get stuck in the gaps of the phone. If i'm carrying my gun in my pocket, then the front right pocket only has room for car keys, so the left pocket also gets the set of keys that I need regardless of which car I'm driving (work and house keys mostly).

Back pockets both have wallets to keep shit balanced and aligned. Also cause I'm too baller to keep all my shit in 1 wallet. You are really really bad at loading out your pockets bro. Either that or you're some kind of girly man who walks around not ready to handle even a single common life situation.

Are you a janitor?
 
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