Confession Thread

DrFukasaka

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With a new year its time to come clean on a few things.

I will go first.

I once spent $3,500 dollars for two hours with a well known porn star. I cant tell you her name by it rymes with Masha Tay. I spent more than one hour of that time just licking her butthole.

I spent a week in pattaya Bangkok doing drugs and fucking everything that moves. I don't recall much from my drug fueled trip but i do recall that if you pound a tranny hard enough in the ass they start to sound like a baby goat.

Back in school my step sister came in my bedroom and asked for a ride to the mall so I pulled out my cock and said only if you put it in your mouth. She first told me that i was gross and she was going to tell mom but her eyes never left my throbbing boner ( getting late so more later).
 
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Xith

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I confess that I don't believe a single thing you wrote.
 
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Melvin

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I confess that DrFukasakadik offered me $3500 for an hour of him licking my butthole while his sister sucked my dick.

I didn't do it though because I don't want to catch AIDS.
I think this thread gave me AIDS anyway :(
 
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That you know what a baby goat sounds like when being fucked should have been a separate line item.
 
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Hoss

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I'm not sure I have any confessions I haven't already posted. But here's one I might not have. I lost my virginity to a hooker at age 26. While i was pumping her, I told her she was my first. She got a horribly sad expression on her face that I will never forget, and asked why I told her that. I was like, "I unno. I just thought you should know"
 
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One time I got hustled for $500 playing the cup game
 
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This one time during vanilla WoW my alliance guild was selling Eyes of Shadows so we had Kazzak locked down. The leading horde guild arranged to buy one on an alt and I ended up ninjaing it on my neutral AH mule because they listed it for min price and I heard over voice comms which character did the deal. Sadly, I spilled the beans over comms and the guild leader forced me to give it back.

But we never told the horde guild who owned the mule, I deleted and ran a different level 1 down there the next day.
 
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One time a girl offered me a blowjob and I declined immediately without a thought.
 
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Back in school my step sister came in my bedroom and asked for a ride to the mall so I pulled out my cock and said only if you put it in your mouth. She first told me that i was gross and she was going to tell mom but her eyes never left my throbbing boner ( getting late so more later).


I watched the porn you stole this idea from the other day.
 
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I've seen several people get punked for a few hundred bucks. They always have a few plants in the crowd they let win and make it look like easy money.
 
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This one time during vanilla WoW my alliance guild was selling Eyes of Shadows so we had Kazzak locked down. The leading horde guild arranged to buy one on an alt and I ended up ninjaing it on my neutral AH mule because they listed it for min price and I heard over voice comms which character did the deal. Sadly, I spilled the beans over comms and the guild leader forced me to give it back.

But we never told the horde guild who owned the mule, I deleted and ran a different level 1 down there the next day.

You FUCKING nerd

I used to spend hours a day on Craigslist posting as a BBC in random cities to get nudes responses. Lots of times aiming for trannies.
 
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DrFukasaka

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The funny part is that summer I could not keep my step sister off my dick then she started feeling guilty about it so we stopped other than 2 more times when she got really drunk and now days at family gatherings she shuns me like the plague.
 
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DrFukasaka

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As far as the tranny ( I refer to her as the goat lady ) when she started making those sounds I stopped I thought i may have hurt her but she screamed keep going!!
 
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DrFukasaka

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The porn star was a lie and since this is the confession thread I should always be honest. her real name was Wanda she was 20 and at one point a real looker but that was before the drug use however her ass was still amazing also i did not pay her 3,500 it was only $35.
 
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I must confess...
I believe that all come from an ep of brangbros or bangbus or one of those fucking sites this i swear.
 
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The funny part is that summer I could not keep my step sister off my dick then she started feeling guilty about it so we stopped other than 2 more times when she got really drunk and now days at family gatherings she shuns me like the plague.
What the fuck .
 
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